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This article, Barrel's Westfall Funeral Parlour Graves, is property of Paul W. Barrel.

Barrel's Westfall Funeral Parlour Graves
Barrel's Westfall graveyard
Game
Sims 4 (probs) or 3
Teams
The bodies Paulie put to rest
Place
Westfall, Crestview, Australia, Oceania
Console Codename (PC)
Barrel's Westfall Funeral Parlour (graveyard)
Singleplayer Map
Nah
"Welcome... OH YES, WELCOME! To my funeral parlour here in Westfall. As you can see, it has its own graveyard, OHHH YESSSS!!!! Do not disturb any of the souls resting in here, please."
— Paul W. Barrel to a newcomer who came for the mausoleum job

Barrel's Westfall Funeral Parlour Graves (also known as [name] Graveyard or just Barrel's Westfall Parlour) is a cemetery located near Barrel's Westfall Funeral Parlour, as name would imply, in the village or town of Westfall in Crestview, Australia.

It appears in The Sims series. Particularly, it appears in 3 and 4.

Since Barrel is dead in the current and original timeline, this location probably only exists in the second or third one.

Info[]

This is one of many of Paul Barrel's funeral parlours around the world. Well, first world countries at least. This one is located in a town called Westfall (where the celebrated season is fall) in Crestview, Australia. However, Barrel also owns one in many other towns in Australia, save for Morgan's Bay, where the Keeper family has their hands on all of the dead people and their souls.

Five people work in this parlour. Paul Barrel has hired an undertaker, grave-digger, epitaph writer, urn cleaner and tombstone builder.

Barrel created this parlour and her graveyard in 1989 or 11 BH, so it is rather old in a way, compared to some other graves we can find in The Sims series.

Below you'll find some known graves and their inscriptions.

Known Graves[]

Oswald Flynn
Husband of Marilyn Flynn, mother of Morgan Flynn of Moonlight Bay
Killed by a blow to the head on the 15th of January, 1994/6 BH after making fun of Molok Basillio
"He will never dance with another."
Jack Newbie
Died on April 19th, 1998/2 BH
"He wanted to see if lynching is really as bad as people claimed.
It was."
Mathilda Johnson
Died of an epileptic attack and no one was there to take care of her.
November 15th, 1997/3 BH
Lily Gilscarbo
Committed suicide by throwing toaster into a bathtub.
1961-1999/1 BH
Edward Pinkerton
Committed suicide by throwing himself onto a train track.
1974-1996/4 BH
Anthony Sterling
Died on August 2nd, 2004/4 AH
Age 93 Years
"He was on a breathing ventilator for 5 years before his daughter finally unplugged the old timer."
In Memory of Ivan Vladislavsky
1956-2002/2 AH
"His memory and the fear of communism will live on."
Jack Strong
Died on the 4th of September, 1996/4 BH
"Rest in Peace, old friend. You gave cancer your best."
Joseph Newbie
"Died like a noob: stepping on a snake."
On December 29th, 2009/9 AH
Here lies the now-dead William "Billy" Steffens
"A man who spent most of his life in front of the TV. Died of a stroke on his comfy-s couch."
February 21st, 2002/2 AH
George Basillio
Death by assassination on January 25th, 2005/5 AH "When you're a Basillio, even your relatives will kill you for the wealth."
In memory of Johnathan Banana
Father of the self-proclaimed "cool" explorer, Rico Banana.
1961-2003/3 AH
"Finally, I'll be able to ask my father why we have such a stupid last name."
Patrick Howard
Departed his life September 8, 1990/10 BH
Father of the judge and politician, Noel Howard.
Here lies Carl Marcus
Died November 2nd, 1989/11 BH
"Always short of money, never short of insults. This was his last one."
Harrison Turdsten
"Here lies my fourth husband, croaked like the rest."
Here lies Damon Monroe
1949-1993/7 BH
"Victim of racist bullying."
Here lies Jazmin Sunshine
Died January 10th, 1989/11 BH
"Apparently, fire burns."
Paul Weir
Died on May 19th, 2007/7 AH
"I guess he didn't realise the broken TV was standing in a piss puddle."
Susan Buttercup
Departed, January 19, 2002/2 AH
"Survived by her spoiled daughter, Betty. Didn't even shed a single tear at the funeral."
Candi Cupp
1988-2019/19 AH
"This thot will always be in our thoughts."
Phillip Phantasm
1967-2018/18 AH
"Apparently he didn't get the memo that the expiry dates on food matter."

Trivia[]

  • Most of the people's family names belong to surnames of numerous characters the player can encounter or even play as in The Sims series. The Basillios and Newbies are the most common ones in the story.
  • Interestingly, the latest person that died here was Candi Cupp, who lived in Melbourne, and there's a lot of gaps between the timelines. It seems that only a few really wish to be buried at Westfall, or maybe Paul Barrel was on vacation or there's a timeline problem cooked up by Queen Almeida? You can never know.
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