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Logo of the Barney Bunch.
- "You will love me or you will die!"
- — Barney to a newcomer in the group
The Barney Bunch is a cult founded and led by Barney. Their main allies are the Teletubbies, and the Wiggles, the Boohbahs, Doodlebops, One Direction, the Jonas Brothers, Sebastjan Pickles, Chaz Finster, and Ronald McDonald. Just like the Teletubbies, the Boohbahs, the Doodlebops and the Wiggles, they were kicked off of planet Duro and sent to Earth by the Globgloglabgalab, the shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble-flibba-blabba-blab.
They apparently have some sort of rivalry going on with Kenson's Republican Party, or at least they did during Kenson's presidency, today it is unknown.
Barney doesn't really care much about his cultsmen, he just prefers to have many of them to exceed his powers.
Known Members[]
- Barney (leader)
- Chuck E. Cheese (second-in-command)
- Elmo (lieutenant)
- Dora the Explorer
- Peppa Pig
- Caillou
- Winnie the Pooh (former member)
- Koya (former member)
- Captain Crunch
- Quaker Oats Guy
- Dick the Clown
- Hugh Neutron
- Mr. Turner
- Nigel Thornberry
- Ned Flanders
- Justin Bieber
- Lucas Cruikshank
- Joshua Chomik
- The singing Barack Obama doll
- Jared Fogle
- Richard Spencer
- Spengler from Ghostbusters
- Tony Little