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| Barney the horny Furry | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Barney Purpleson |
| Also known as | Barn, Barni, Barny, The Big Purple, Purple Dino, Dinosaur, SEB (or Supre/Super Evil Barney), horny furry |
| Nationality |  Unknown, probably American
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| Born | April 21, 1975 |
| Age | 49 |
| Status | purple |
| Birthplace | A middle of a jungle |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Black |
| Hair colour | None |
| Ethnicity | Purple, green on belly |
| Height | Idk |
| Weight | Some hundred and hundreds of pounds |
| Blood type | Red |
| Gender | Male |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | The Barney Bunch, Teletubbies, Queen Almeida, Wiggles Earthluma |
| Enemies | Anti-Barney Bunch |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Find the Worm, Lick the Cat, Roleplay as an Animal, Play with TOYS from Toy Story |
| Main appearance(s) (Movies) | My Horny Dinosaur |
| Voiced by (English) | Kim K, Billy Ray Cyrus |
| Portrayed by | Kylie Jenner |
Barnyard "Barney" Purplesson von Dinosaur is a big, purple, and good for nothing dinosaur that sings annoying and awful songs that are just as bad as Justin Bieber's. He is also the leader of a cult called "The Barney Bunch", which the Teletubbies, Chuck E. Cheese, Dora the Explorer, Caillou and Elmo are also a part of. Little do most people know, he is also perverted and sadistic, especially towards women and children. He is also the Deep Web's biggest contributor. When he becomes powerful enough, he turns into an actual Tyrannosaurus Rex called Super Evil Barney and serves Queen Almeida at her Hourglass Keep. Super Evil Barney, or SEB for short, has no known weaknesses and a power level of over 9000! With all this ultimate power, he proves to be one of Almeida's greatest weapons when she is weakened and when her Keep turns back time into a prehistoric age, more specifically Triassic period.
His Powers as SEB[]
- Jaws and teeth: Can destroy just about anything with just one bite!
- Tail: It’s about half the length of his body and can destroy houses and tanks.
- Roar: Can break glass and sound barriers. It can make people’s ears bleed and go deaf. It can be heard from 300 miles away. It is louder than a barbarian or a Shokan’s battle cry, a lion’s roar, a bear’s roar, and a falcon’s screech COMBINED!
- Speed: As SEB, Barney can run over 1,000 mph.
- Nose: As SEB, Barney’s sense of smell is so keen that he can sniff out a whole continent.
- Eyes: As SEB, Barney’s eyesight is also so keen that he can see Russia from one end all the way to the other, even with all the snow in the way plus he can see the entire Alaska.
- Strength: As SEB, Barney is much, MUCH stronger than just about anything, really.
- Height: About 164 feet tall! Talk about insanity!
- Weight: 164,000 TONS. Seems inauthentic, doesn’t it?
- Feet: In his SEB form, Barney can use his larger and heavier feet to stomp on and squish someone 69 times over and over until they are just a pool of blood. His stomps can also cause earthquakes.