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- "STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONGUS! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My freinds on TikTok send me memes! On Discord, deez fuaking memes! I was in a serwer, right? And ALLLL of the channels are Among Us! I showed my Champien underwear to my gf and the logo? I flipped it! And said: "Hey babe, when the underwear's SUS! HAHA!" MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM-MMM MMMM! MM MM MMMMM! I fukin' looked at a trashcan and said; "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY!" I looked at my penis, I think of the astronaut's helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS!!!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG!!!!!"
- — Morshu wants u to stop posting about Amogus
Amogus is a sussy boi which was originally created as a meme made, lasted from to 2019-2021 or sumfin. The meme be sus, thus one can say that good o'le Shaggy Rogers is nothing compared to the power of this... Thrashcan thing. It is as powerful as Shaggy using 100% of his power when amogus is only using 1%. Weird, huh? Amongus' power can also be compared to that of Tingle, Queen Almeida, Moloch (the cooler one), One Being, Azazel and Shinnok. Both Morshu and the Fresno Cringecrawlers hate it.
History[]
Amogus somehow has made it to our world, surviving thorugh the 2020 year which almost made the entire world and civilisation itself collapse but we were saved by the Dark Lord Shinnek, as he is the one destined to destroy the world, not Amongus. Almeida made sure of it!
This meme will own the world or sumfin in the year of 2079! BEWARE ITS POWER OR ELSE IT WILL FALL IN THE WRONG HANDS BEWARE BE WARE BEWARE BEWARE BEWARE BEWARE! Wrong hands of the holy... som of god! Unlike the TB series Devil Among Us.
GTA Version[]
- "STOP POSTING ABOUT SAN ANDREAS! I'm CJ from Grove Street! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MMEMES, ON DISCORD, THESE FUACKING Ryder, nibba! I was in a server, yep?! and ALL of the Chanels were just GTA stuff. I showed my Big Mac to my girlfriend and the M logo, I flipped it and I said "Hey babe, I'll have two number nine's!" HAHA! DING DING DING DI-DI-DI-DIN DING DING, DING DI DING DING DING DING DING DI DING! I friggen' looked at a train and said "Follow the dam train!" I looked at my house I think of Big Smoke and I go "Dawg? More like YOU picked THE WRONG HOUSE!" OOOOOOHH"
- — Stop posting about GTA, pls
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Videos[]
The USSR version of the original rant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYmXYYNU60o&ab_channel=SiMusicGH3
Morshu's version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfEYnlgFhCY&ab_channel=agvids
GTA version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F2kOvicn_E&ab_channel=FlyingKitty