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| Alfred Doofus | |
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| Nickname(s) | Al, Mr. Doofus, Mr. Dork, Dorkson, Alfred, Sir |
| Appears in | None atm |
| Rank | Bank director |
| Affiliations | Mystery Inc. (apparently), Camheads |
| Status | Alive |
| Killed By | Nope |
| Birth | 67 BH |
| Weapon | A handgun |
- "Fools! You can't rob this bank! There is a bunch of Camheads up stairs that'll come down any second now!"
- — Alfred when robbed
Alfred Doofus is the manager of the Gold Town bank in WV, US. His bank was robbed numerous times, but he still has the bowls to work there.
Info[]
Al is the manager of the Gold Town Bank and has been so for years. He is quite a rich guy, but his bank has been robbed numerous times but he never optes to work anywhere else. He rarely comes face to fae with the criminals as he prefers to hide in his office on the second floor of the building, being protected by the Camheads while the lower part of the building is getting robbed. However, when the robbery is over, he takes all of the victim status and starts promoting police brutality all over the town and goes to speak with the town's Mayor in toughening up the police force. Al is a Republican and voted for Frank Kenson in 16+ and 20+ AH.
Trivia[]
- He has some weird, insulting surname.
- He looks a bit like Doc Pill.
- He is not exactly religious but is superstitious and has a strong fear of demons and other underworldly entities. Al especially fears the curse of Chernobog and Duke Lechies.
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