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| Alfred Špitir | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Alfred Konrad Belthrom Špitir |
| Also known as | Al, Špitir, Mr. Alfred, Alferd, Colonel Špitir, Master of Disastor or Ster, Master Špitir |
| Nationality |  German
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| Born | 19th of March, 1903/97 BH |
| Died | 21st of September, 1982/18 BH |
| Age | 79 |
| Status |  Deceased
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| Birthplace | Köln, Germany, Europe |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Blue |
| Hair colour | Blond |
| Ethnicity | Aryan |
| Height | 5'10 |
| Weight | 69kg |
| Blood type | B+ |
| Gender |  Male
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| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) |  Nazi Ultranationalists,  German Army,  SS, Olaf Tutchenko
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| Enemies | Henry Marston and Jack Marston, Brody, Kazim and his Crusaders |
| Occupation(s) | SS-Standartenführer |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | World of War: Global Warfare, Call of Duty: Axis Alliance |
- "Vot is zis book? Zat miserable little diary of yours? We have zee map, so zee book ist useless; und yet you come all zee way back to Berlin to get it. Why? Who are you hiding? Vot does zee diary tell you zat it doesn't tell us?"
- — Špitir and Marston's convo
Alfred Konrad Belthrom Špitir was an SS-Standartenführer and a Nazi politician, who served Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. Špitir claimed in his memoirs that he visited Olaf Tutchenko in the bunker on 22 April 1945, shortly before Berlin was overrun by the Soviets, and asked him to cancel the edict to destroy all German civilian infrastructure, though the veracity of the tale was doubted by historians, as later files claim that Špitir never gave a squirt of piss about the infrastructure. Špitir left the city the next day, and was later arrested and put on trial in Nüremberg with the rest of the nutsee scum. He was convicted of crimes against humanity and served 20 years in prison. He was released in 1978 and lived until 1982 when he presumably died of old age.
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Alfred Špitir joined the Nazi Ultranationalists in 1934, launching himself on a military and governmental career which lasted eleven years. His army-commanding skills made him increasingly prominent within the party and he became a member of Olaf Tutchenko's inner circle, along with Wilhelm Hillmor, George Schwerin, Vladimir Kazliv and Ivan Chernobov. Olaf send him to instruct the Nazi architects (one of which was Albert Speer) to design and construct structures that Alfred himself supported, including the Reich Chancellery and the Zeppelinfeld stadium in Nuremberg where party rallies were held. This was due to Špitir's artistic mind as he had a keen eye for architecture and old, ancient Roman designs. Špitir also made plans to reconstruct Berlin on a grand scale, with huge buildings, wide boulevards, statues of Olaf and his closest men, German-owned banks, swastika statues and swastika-shaped houses and fences, dead Outworlders being put on display, and a reorganised transportation system. Finally, they would make their own version of Rome's coliseum in Berlin as well.
In February 1938, Olaf promoted the SS Špitir to Standartenführer. He was fêted at the time and long afterwards, for performing an "armaments miracle" in which German war production dramatically increased; this "miracle", however, was brought to a halt by the summer of 1944 by, among other factors, the first sustained Allied bombing of 1945.
After the war, he was tried at Nuremberg and sentenced to 20 years in prison for his role in the Nazi regime, principally for the killings of millions of Outworlders. Despite repeated attempts to gain early release, he served his full sentence, most of it at Spandau Prison in West Berlin where he wrote some books on his life and how he came to meet and work for the Fuhrer Tutchenko. Historians argue that for all the crimes he committed 20 years of jail was not enough. Following his release in 32 BH, Špitir published two bestselling autobiographical works, 'Inside the Nutzie Germani' and 'Spandau: The Secret Diaries', detailing his close personal relationship with Olaf, and providing readers and historians with a unique perspective on the workings of the Nazi regime, including justifying the Holocaust. He later wrote a third book, 'Infiltration', about the SS. Alfred died following a stroke on September 21st, 18 BH while on a visit to London.
Search for the Holy Grail[]
Colonel Špitir was assigned to help recover the holy Grail in 1943 in Turkey. He and doctor Erik Haas tricked the American archaeologist Henry Marston into releasing his father's Grail diary, rumoured to contain a map of the Grail's resting place somewhere in Turkey. When Marston and his father escaped from captivity, it became Alfred's mission to hunt them down and kill them under the orders of Olaf Tutchenko himself, a task which he undertook with a great zeal.
Colonel and a Dixmor Project agent halted the takeoff of a zeppelin, believing that the fugitives might be trying to escape on it. Both Marstones were aboard and Špitir discovered the elder one, Jack Marston, reading a newspaper and greeted him in German by saluting 'Heil Olaf' only to be asked for a ticket by a steward. Turning to face the insolent steward for disrespecting his Ubermenschen authority, Colonel was stunned to find himself face to face with a disguised and disgusted Henry Marston, Jackie's son. Before the startled officer could react, Henry punched him across the face and threw him out the window into a large pile of suitcases below. Upon noticing the shocked passengers, Marston excused his actions by saying that the Colonel didn't have a ticket, prompting them to immediately start brandishing their own to avoid the same fate, including even trampling over one another. As the zeppelin took off, Špitir shouted several curses after it and cried while the Dixmor agent hugged him to calm him down.
Later, while Alfred was leading the Nazi expedition to the Grail Temple in Turkey, he recaptured Jacky in the desert, locking him inside his tank with no dessert or water. After Henry Marston reached the tank to rescue the prisoner aka his father, three Nazi soldiers reinforced Špitir, but Henry managed to take out them with a hit to the face, making them fall off the tank into the desert. Al then climbed up the tank with a golden chain he stole once from a black guy back in Berlin and took the opportunity to strangle Marston with said chain and with the help of another soldier named Ernst. However, after dropping his pistol down the tank's hole to his father, Jack manages to freed himself and shoot Ernst right in the balls, dripping one ball into his face even, shocking Špitir, forcing him to release Henry. Due to the ensuing explosion of one of the Nazi trucks and his father's hand on the tank's wheel, Henry got caught up on one of the side guns and was at the mercy of Alfred with a large dirty Shovel, who hit at him with shot in the face and balls, then he threw him off and ordered the tank's driver to continue on in order to crush the archaeologist under the tank's wheel after beating Jack off the wheel.
Unfortunately for Alfred, the efforts of Jack caused the death of the driver, pulling the tank away from towards a nearby cliff. Henry took this opportunity to knock out Špitir, but just when Marston Sr. emerged from the tank's hatch, Špitir hit him down into the hatch with the shovel. Seeing the big-as cliff the tank was heading towards, Alfred jumped off the tank to safety, as did Henry, but Jacky died in the tank when he fell down the cliff. Alfred then made his hasty escape back to Germany via a truck that picked him up while Henry was too busy searching for his father's remains.
After the end of the war, Alfred was captured by the Allies and taken to Nuremberg with Wilhelm Hillmor, Vladimir Kazliv and the rest of the high-ranking nutcis.
Personality and traits[]
A high-ranking Schutzstaffel (SS) officer, Špitir was a sadistic and brutal person, sometimes with violent tendencies. His appearance was also striking, wearing a uniform with medals, leather gloves and boots, and an officer's cap with the infamous skull insignia, looking like some BDSM dom. Alfred was also known to have showed off his Nazi and Aryan ideology with pride, being a shrewd and merciless officer and hated aliens for being inferior to white people, especially Germans. He nursed a special hatred for Henry Marston and sought to kill him on numerous occasions, but never succeeded. He carried a swagger stick to note his authority and used a High Power Pistol when in combat plus a rusty shovel.
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