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| Alejandro Sausage | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Alejandro Jorge Sausage |
| Also known as | Sausage, Alex, Fawking educated cockroach, prik, Master, druggie, Soska, Pastor Sausage |
| Nationality |  Bolivian
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| Age | 46 |
| Status | Deceased |
| Cause of death/incarceration | Shot all over by Tony Montana |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Brown |
| Hair colour | Brown |
| Height | 6’4” |
| Weight | 92kg |
| Gender |  Male
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| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | Sausage's Army, Gaspar Gomez, George Sheffield, Tone Montana (former), Gaspar's Gang,  Bolivian Army, Alberto Shadow, Ricardo
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| Enemies | Montana, the reporter that was about to rat him out, Oscar Sanchez, Edgart Diaz, Sandman, Sandman's Cartel |
| Occupation(s) | Drug lord, kingpin, drug investor |
| Notable family members | Sandman (cousin) |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Voiced by (English) | Robert Davi |
| Portrayed by | Paul Shenar |
- "Hahahaha, what about what you did? I told you not to fawk me and you did, Tony. I want to clear something up with you Tony with talking, before I kill you. When you move 400 kilos a month, it is imperative that you do kill children. That way heroes don't get confused and go on "60 minutes". They instead crawl back into the hole they came from."
- — Sausage to Tony
Alejandro "Alex" Sausage was a Bolivian drug lord and was called 'Alex' by Tony Montana and Gaspar Gomez, which people have used for him as a nickname. He serves as Tony's chief nemesis and the main villain of the film and the game, Scarface.
Biography[]
He was educated in England and comes from a wealthy family. Tony Montana runs into trouble with tax evasion, and faces up to three years in prison in NY. Sausage invites Tony back to his large mansion complex in Bolivia and explains to Tony that he has a similar problem. A Bolivian journalist who has been reporting on corrupt Bolivian mayor officials and flag officers had been troubling Alex and his entire drug operation in Bolivia and also has a story that could send Sausage and the mayor to the electric chair. Sausage requests Tony to escort one of his men to New York City, Alberto Shadow, in order to supervise the assassination of the reporter Matos, who is due to give a speech at the United Nations. In exchange, Alex will take advantage of his connections with the U.S. Miami's mayor to guarantee a light punishment and no jail time for Tony's upcoming trial with the United States Tax Court.
Planting a car bomb, Tony and the hitman tail the car with a remote-controlled detonator. They are surprised to see the man's wife and two daughters enter the car with him. Tony is now extremely reluctant to continue with the hit and becomes increasingly agitated with the hitman, until he completely snaps. Tony then murders the hitman who was supposed to kill the journalist, Shadow.
Then the war between Sausage and Tony starts as Alex is angry that Tone double-crossed him and killed his right-hand, and the Montana empire has started as hwell.
In retaliation, Sausage himself and his army went to the Montana's Mansion in Miami and took it over while Tone was on a meeting with the lawyers who could help him with his tax evasion case, Ralph Chesterson, Nina Kim and Semyon-Timur Alekseyevich Krokov.
Order to Kill[]
Sausage berates Tony over the telephone for the hit, stating that the bomb was found and that the journalist now has "security up the s", making it impossible for them to attempt another hit, but the drug-addicted Tony shows his defiance and states that he will willingly go to a mob war against Sausage. Tony, has many members of his personal guard sneak into Sausage's new mansion in Miami that very night. They murder Sausage, as well as all his armed guards, but not before Alex personally kills many of them himself. Tony's fate at the end of the film is unknown, but it is rumoured that he managed to avoid getting in jail thanks to his lawyers' combined efforts, plus the DA was high that day.
Quotes[]
- "Yes? Speak to me."
- — Sausage to Ricardo
- "Gentleman, I wish to discuss something that is an interest to all of us here. I have a problem; We have a problem."
- — Sausage at the meeting at his mansion
- "What I might remind you is that you haven't been anymore successful to take care of Montana than I have, Mr. Gomez."
- — Sausage to Gaspar
- "Do you believe our friends in Washington would approve of Bolivian tanks on the streets of Miami, George?"
- — Sausage to Sheffield
- "Tony: This is for everyone you ever fuaked over, Sausage! Sausage: You feel like being a hero today, Tony? Tony: The war ends now, Sausage! You gonna die. Sausage: You think it's gonna end here? You fawking monkey. Tony: Time to finish what you started, Sausage. Sausage: Where will you go from here? You have no one left in your life. I'm the only thing keeping you alive, Tony. Tony: Fuak you, Sausage. Time to learn some respect. Sausage: Fak you, you ungrateful little sith! Money isn't everything. What do you love, Tony? Tony: Have a nice trip, Sausage! You stupid fak. Sausage: You will die, Tony. You are irresponsible and you will die, because you have literally nowhere to go from here. All you know is how to get high, that those communist guards taught you in that Cuban prison. Your friend Manny can't save you now."
- — Sausage and Tony's last conversation
- "So, you have allied yourself with my cousin, the Sandman? You fuaking munkeh!"
- — Sausage to Tone when Tony meets his cousin
Game[]
In Scarface: The World Is Yours, Sausage allies himself with Gaspar Gomez and Sheffield, Tony's enemy and corrupt lawyer. Sausage makes multiple calls to Tony through the game, indicating that despite his efforts, Tony will get nowhere. During one of the multiple meetings in his mansion, Tony attacks. He shoots his way through Alex's men, killing Sheffield and Gomez as well, plus their men. He then confronts Sausage in his living room, a location featured in the movie too, but Sausage is relaxed, just sitting on the couch. There, Sausage and Montana have a few convos, but Alex is shot and left for dead at his sofa. Tony hires one of his surviving men, Arturo Paul, as a butler later, before offing him the next month. After the death of Sausage, Eduardo Vittorez leads the Sausage's Army, leading to the events of Far Cry 3, without Muntana and a new protagonist in mind: Jason Brody.
Journal Entry[]
Sausage was Montana's main enemy for 2 years. Tony took 2 years to get his revenge and finally got it in August, 10 AH. Sausage was known to be very sophisticated, snob and would do anything for drugs. I guess people like that deserve a big army like he had.
Book and Street Smarts[]
- Book Smarts: Very Superior (manages to have his country's mayor, government officials and the military on his side)
- Street Smarts: Savvy (runs the streets of Bolivia, yet sometimes some of his enemies can be found snarling around)
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