Agustin Allende

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Agustin Allende
Biographical information
Real name	Agustin Victorio Hector Allende II
Also known as	Coronel, Colonel Allende, Coronel Allende, Colonel, Agustin, Agustino, The Commie, Communist, King of Diamonds, King of Gold, the Happy Dictator, Emperor, the Tiger, El Tigre, Feudal King
Nationality	Colombian
Born	1832/178 BH
Died	1889/111 BH
Age	53
Status	Deceased
Birthplace	Cali, Colombia, South America
Deathplace	Outskirts of Escalera, Nuevo Paraíso, Mexico
Cause of death/incarceration	Stabbed in the back with his own sword and shot in the chest
Physical description
Eye colour	Brown
Hair colour	Black
Ethnicity	Latino
Height	6'0" (182 cm)
Weight	78kg
Blood type	B+
Gender	Male
Career, affiliations and family information
Affiliation(s)	Mexican Army, Vincente de Santa, Espizona, Arsenio Baldizono, Ignacio Sanchez, Javier Escuella, William Williamson, Raul Zubieta, John Marston (formerly), Nate Johnson
Enemies	Marston, Reys' Rebels, Abraham Reys, resistful peasants, Jack Marston, Nastas, American Army (former)
Occupation(s)	Colonel of Mexican Army, dictator, gambler, former toilet cleaner
Notable family members	Unnamed uncle who owned the lands where Escuella's father worked, unnamed father
Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information
Main appearance(s) (Video Games)	Red Dead Revolver 3dn edition, Red Dead Redemption (part II Mexican Revolution)
Voiced by (English)	Gary Carlos Cervantes

"My people have lived and worked here for a hundred years. We brought civilisation, and these people, these fahing monkeys, despise us. We brought them God! But they turned their back on him. Now, I fight to help them from themselves... To save them from themselves, haha! I see it in their faces, they would kill me if they could - they see only a tyrant. That is the way it is. These people need a ruler! Marston: Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Allende: Sorry? Why be sorry? It is a way of mankind. A fight between two forces. Que será, será. What will be, will be. But, I know one thing, Señor Marston. Force, haha, force... must be used if you are to have your own way. Get me?"

— Agustin to Marston

Colonel Agustin Allende is a major character and a villain featured in Red Dead Revolver 3dn edition and Red Dead Redemption part II, The Mexican Revolution.

With the addition of the 'Liars and Cheats' DLC pack, Colonel Allende is also a Multiplayer character that may be selected in the 'Liars' section of the Outfitter, although he was a cheater as well, similar to Nigel W. Dickens.

Info

Allende is the colonel of the Mexican Army and the provincial governor of the state of Nuevo Paraiso under the Mexican President, General Ignacio Sanchez, following the death of Javier Diego. He is responsible for suppressing the rebellion in the Nuevo Paraiso territory led by Abraham Reys and doesn't care whom he hurts or rapes in order to achieve his goals.

Many years ago, back when he was just a latrine cleaner, Agustin was an idealist, but he's become a vicious cynic with a love of torture and sexual abuse when a Mexican army commander saw potential in him and gave the toilet cleaning job to his brother-in-law that he hated, instead. He takes pleasure in all manner of vices, and despite being corrupt and brutal, he is also quite intelligent. Allende lives in a high-class, fortified mansion on the highest ground of Escalera, enabling him to oversee the entire city from the comfort of his front porch or bench, where he also smokes cigars.

Interactions

Revolver

In a flashback told by Edgar Rose, Allende and his army fought a pitched battle with a US cavalry regiment over a bridge crossing the Rio Bravo. He ordered his subordinate, Captain Espizona, to prepare the cannons while he and his men held off the first wave. After using bombs to destroy the enemy cannons, his artillery batteries knocked out the enemy's artillery support with precise, concentrated fire. When the US cavalrymen continued to assault his position, Agustin ordered his men to rig the bridge with dynamite while he personally fended off the enemy soldiers, who pissed their pants when they saw Allende in combat.

After blowing the bridge and ending the battle, Allende took account of captured prisoners, including the unlucky civilian, Bill Williamson who was a prospector. Originally convinced he was a spy, Bill managed to buy his life back from Allende with the promise of gold.

Upon learning of the wealth locked in Plata Grande and Nate Johnson's unique position as legal claim holder to give it to him, Allende sealed their new partnership by sending Espizona and some hired goons to kill Nate's partner, John Marston. While Espi succeeded in this task, John's son, Jack, escaped alive, but not before shooting Espizona's arm off. Allende rewarded Espi's loyalty by hiring the best doctors and gunsmiths money could buy to have a shoulder-mounted arm created as a replacement for the left arm of his right-hand man. Soon after, Allende and his army started mining Plata Grande's rich gold deposits, using captured American soldiers and rebels as slave labour.

Years later, Allende had taken up residence in an abandoned fort in US. Using a heavily armed and armoured stagecoach and train, he delivered Nate and Bill their half of the gold, presumably in exchange for Nate using his position as a mayor with ties to the govt. to ensure the American Army left Agustin alone.

The gold mining operation was interrupted when a fully-grown Jack Marston, having learned the part they played in his family's murder, started hunting for Allende, Johnson and all their associates: He intercepted Allende's armoured stagecoach and destroyed it. Although Espizona was able to capture Jackson and imprison him in the Tesoro Azul mines, Jack's BFF, Nastas, was able to free him. Together, Marston and Nastas assaulted Fort Mercer, resulting in the deaths of Nastas, Captain Espizona and many of Allende's soldiers.

Despite a head start, Agustin was not able to escape Jack in his heavily armoured train and after a mobile battle on Great Plains, as Allende was trying to reach Johnson to tell him of Jack's attack, Jack disabled Allende's train with a Gatling gun. Unable to kill Jack with his rotating, train-mounted cannon, Agustin charged him with his bayonet rifle. Jack shot him down, and as Agustin lie crawling away on his back, trying to barter for his life with promises of gold, whiskey, weapons and women (or men if Jack were homosexual in a closet or something), Jack executed him with a point blank shot to the face on the tracks before turning on his own train to run him over, destroying Allende's corpse and leaving behind only his medals.

Showdown Mode

After completing the level "Devils and Angels" with an excellent rating, King of Gold becomes available as a playable character in Showdown Mode. He may also become playable if the player buys the General's Stripes, despite Allende being the coronel.

Mexican Revolution

After John Marston's venture to Mexico, he decided to partly work with Allende, who promised to deliver Javier Escuella and William Williamson to John. Allende took advantage of John's skills to go on numerous missions with Doctor Vincente de Santa and Captain Espizona and his many soldiers to massacre the rebels and capture young women for his "personal pleasure". Eventually, Victorio met with John personally, claiming he has captured Escuella and Williamson and were being held in a church ready for Marston to do what ever sexual stuff he wanted with them. However, Agustin secretly betrayed him by having ordered De Santa to kill him after they arrived at the church as he found out that Marston was a double-agent, working for the rebels. Marston's execution was interrupted by Abraham Reys as his rebels just came in time. While Doctor De Santa escaped, Reys, along with Marston and the rebels, took out all of Allende's soldiers along with Espizona.

Marston sided with the rebels and Reys who promised he would find Escuella and Williamson. While working with the rebels, Marston began helping them by killing more of Hector's soldiers, killing De Santa, and capturing Javier. Williamson, hearing that Marston was with the rebels, paid Allende even more money to protect him from Marston. Soon, the rebels made the attack on Allende's villa, killing every one of his soldiers in the process, causing Agustin and Williamson to lock themselves within the villa. Once the rebels broke down the door to the villa in an assault with axes, Emperor and Williamson tried to escape with an armoured carriage accompanied by three guards. Marston and Reys chased after them on their horses, killing the Dictator's guards and the driver of the carriage who was shootin' at 'em, causing it to stop. Allende, fearing for his life, surrenders from inside the carriage. He forces Williamson out of the carriage and then proceeds to pinning him on the ground with his foot while showing his bald spot after throwing off his hat. The Colonel claimed that Williamson was the one Marston wanted and that the Commie would flee the country, then he continually insults Williamson and shows his golden sword in vanity.

Marston shot Williamson in the head, killing him instantly while Reys shot Allende in the shoulder and chest, causing him to fall down, struggle and die when he falls on his own golden sabre he drops after being shot.

Quotes

"FANTASTIC! I love patriots. Hey, Mr. Marston - you here to fight the war? At least we'll make a patriot of you yet."

— Agustin Allende to Marston

"De Santa, mariconsito! Where are the hoes?"

— Agustin to De Santa

"De Santa, I want you to take care of Señor Marston... Vamonos, cabron, go!"

— Agustin to De Santa

"Vamonos! Date prisa, cabron!"

— Agustin to his soldiers

"I'm coming out! Don't shoot! Here, take Williamson, just let me live. I will leave the country, I promise."

— Agustin's last words

"A thousand upon thousand of pieces of Gold Nuggets... To the man who can bring me that gringo's head so I can use it as a piss bowl!"

— Agustin orders the death of Jack Marston

"AHAHAHAHAHA! Look at those dumb Americans! Those idiot yankees! We have these bastardos exactly where we want them."

— Agustin when overlooking Rio Brabo

Multiplayer Quotes

• "El poder nunca será tuyo!" (The power will never be yours!)
• "¡Vete al Diablo!" (Go to hell!)
• "No me toques cabrón!" (Don't touch me, you s-hole!)
• "Ja ja, no has ganado nada!" (Ha ha, you haven't won anything!)
• "¡Hijo de puta!" (Son of a biatch!)
• "Muere, ya cabrón!" (Die, you s-hole!)
• "¡Maldito!" (Dam!)
• "¡Vámonos! Date prisa, cabrón!" (Come on! Hurry up, you s-hole!)
• "Vete a la chingada, pendejo!" (Fak off, dumb-s!)
• "Te voy a cortar la cabeza, y cagar en el cuello!" (I'll cut off your head and sith in your neck!)
• "Te voy a mandar al cuerno en un pinche caja! ¡Hijo de puta!" (I will send you to hell in a coffin! Son of a biatch!)
• "Eres un cobarde!" (You are a coward!)
• "No eres un hombre de pueblo!" (You're not a man of the people!)
• "Get away from me!"

Missions Appearances

• "Battle on the Bridge" (playable character)
• "The Black Cemetery"
• "End of the Line"
• "Devils and Angels" (killed)
• "The Demon Drink"
• "Mexican Caesar"
• "Cowards Die Many Times"
• "An Appointed Time" (killed)

Journal Entry

Allende is mostly known as being the "Happy Dictator" of Mexico, ruling with fear and chaos. The first time I saw him, was actually my last. He was seen drinking in the saloon of Escalera, nobody said a word when he was around. His ruling luckily came to an end in 1889, when he was killed by John Mersten's boy.

Political Policies

• Abortion: Anti (he wants a populated Mexico so he can execute more people)
• Racial equality: Doesn't care, pretends to be pro
• LGBT rights: Neutral
• Subsidised healthcare: Anti
• Gun control: Pro
• Ideology: Extremist Communism
• Economic Policy: Communism
• Religious Policy: Atheism or Allendeism
• War Policy: Pro Military
• Tax cuts for the wealthy: Pro, as he is the only wealthy guy there
• Protecting the environment: Neutral

Trivia

• In "We Shall Be Together in Paradise", Scot said he played cards with a Colonel who was based out of Escalera, meaning Allende.
• It is quite possible that Agustin is a communist, or at least interested in communism. He claims to have been a "radical idealist" in the past, communism being a radical, left-wing ideology. Additionally, he was formerly a peasant, which may have given him incentive to become interested in communism, plus his dictatorship was seen as a communist one while Reys' Rebels were more of capitalists and libertarians.
• King of Diamonds owns a golden sword and an armour plated stagecoach with a Gatling gun on the back of it. Its only appearance is in the mission "An Appointed Time", however. He also owns a train akin to Diego's Railroad in Red Dead Revolver 3dn edition.
• Even after the Tiger has been killed, his portrait will still hang inside his villa, hinting that the rebels did not decide to occupy it or just found the portrait nice.
• According to Reys and at times random citizens, Allende ironically used to be a poor peasant. This contrasts with Reys, who was born wealthy and is now leading the peasants in revolution which couldn't be dumber.
• Allende is described as "General Sanchez's dog" on one of the rebels' propaganda posters.
• After leaving Escalera after "An Appointed Time", Allende's corpse can be seen in the middle of the road out of town.
• He is one of the three major characters who do not ride horses at all. The others being Nigel W. Dickens, and Laura Fortuna. However, all three of them ride a cart or a stagecoach in one way or another.
• Most of his multiplayer quotes seem to be directed at Abraham Reys.

Gallery

Colonel Allende.

Allende's poster.

Agustin is a great poker player and cheater.

Agustin with captured gals.

Coronel's playable skin.

Hector outside his mansion.

Allende with doctor De Santa.

The Emperor himself.

The real Agustin Allende.

Allende's back head.

Theme song (lyrics only)

His theme song is called Mi Colonel or Coronel which was invented around the year of 1887 or 113 BH, about a month or two after Agustin came to power after the deaths of Javier Diego and Colonel Daren. Sometimes entire Escalera would sing it to him when he walked down the road.

(English translation) My colonel, Agustin Allende Your beloved people salute you. You were a statesman, a great liberator! You were president of our great Nation!

My colonel, Agustin Allende; Your image is on every unit and currency. Today your soldiers march happily! With gallantry, with great loyalty! Today your soldiers march happily. With gallantry and with great loyalty!!

My Colonel, Agustin Hector Allende! You are the King of Gold! El Tigre! Your name is in the history of Mexico! As it has been with General Javier Diego!

You are remembered with great affection! We thank you with our whole hearts! You are an example to the whole world! A great pride of Mexicans. You are an example to the whole world; A great pride of the Mexicans!

My colonel, Agustin Allende! You are the new leader of the homeland! Your name is in the history of Mehiko! As it has been with Juan Bautista de Anza!

You are remembered with great affection! We thank you with our hearts! You are an example to the whole free world! A great pride of Mexicans! You are an example to THE WHOLE WORLD! The great pride of country of Mexico!

Live forever, my Colonel! My Colonel, Agustin Victorio Hector Allende II!