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| 9-Man Clan | |
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The crappy logo. | |
| Leader(s) | Gary Bluechart (financial sponsor), Victor Barzini |
| Appears in | None |
| Country | Arizona, Nevada, New Austin, US, Ochanep |
| Active | February 2020- |
| Motto | "A steady, precise shot and then? A smoky cloud of Death."- Victor |
The 9-Man Clan are a group of hired mercenaries serving under Gary Bluechart while they are also ensuring that his closest and biggest assets stay protected.
Info[]
The 9-Man Clan was created when Gary Bluechart randomly selected a few earthlings with fighting experience and hired them to fight in his wars for oil on freaking Ochanep soil. Queen Almeida suggested Gary on which people to pick. These soldiers of fortune are Scout, a WWE superstar, Sarg. Morganson, an ex-American Army sarg, Octavio the Clown, some mumbling clown thingy (offence classes), Drew McIntyre, a demolition expert and also a wrestler, JACK, a Russian Mishima bot, Woody, leader of the stable The Confederacy (defence classes), Kano, a bloodthirsty Black Dragon,Leopold Strauss, a treacherous former Dutch's Gang member and Victor Barzini, Barzini Empire's Don and self-proclaimed leader of the 9-Man Clan (support classes).
During one of their missions in Arizona, the Clan found out they were not alone in the state, as some sort of an Ochanep demon was after them after their recent attack of the place.
As the team was heading back to their base after taking a briefcase from Ochanep, Strauss and Woody noticed that their newly bought French bread from Joey's Baked Goods had tumours. Because of this the team believed that they only had five days left to live, so Victor and Scout arranged a meeting with all of the mercenaries, where they would exchange their last wishes before they would kick the bucket. However, Scout ruined the meeting by making fun of Barzini and so Victor dismissed the hole thing, and only Morganson was able to make his wish; get some gold from Fort Knox, steal their intentions. Scout later apologised and tried to ask Victor for some help to be more gentleman-like and to learn some proper manners as he wants to go on a serious date with one of his employees, Eileen Medicine. After Scout failed to impress Medicine thanks to his clumsiness and beta attitude, Medicine got word from Woody and Strauss that the team was not suffering from tumours and it was just the bread that was mutated, and not them, they already got the Corona virus to be worried about anyway. They were also not gonna die in five days as of result. Morganson then finally finds out that the demonic presence that's been following them from the hostile planet was a large, evil Globgloglabgalab, who planned on eating and killing all of the 9 men from the Clan. However, Glob couldn't do jack sith as he was shoot all over by all of the team, especially Octavio the Clown. After Glob was dead and defeated, Scout was sad as hell as he couldn't get a date with Medicine, only for Victor to laugh at his face.
Recently, JACK, Scout, McIntyre, Woody, Morganson and Strauss had to fight against new foes of Gary Bluechart; the Forletti Family who held a strong grudge against Gary only for it to stop when the gang, especially JACK, killed off most of 'em, making them retreat back to Corona-infested Italy.
Members[]
- Victor Barzini - Leader
- Drew McIntyre
- Sergeant Morganson
- Woody
- Scout
- Octavio the Clown
- JACK
- Kano
- Leopold Strauss
- Eileen Medicine - associate, unofficial
Trivia[]
- Woody, Scout and McIntyre are the only wrestlers in the group but most of them (except Drew, maybe) had at least one weapon experience. That would explain why they were picked to serve Bluechart.
- Judging from his nature and former actions, Leopold Strauss might as well betray the group sooner rather than later. Or later, really depends on him.
- It was never explained what was in the briefcase that the Man Clan stole from Ochanep, but it most likely it contained some top secret information on Belokk that Gary Bluechart planned to get his hands on.
- Reasons as to why the Forletti Family hated Gary are unknown.