Reupert Wonga

"Sir under section 2 of the code of conduct it is my duty to relieve you of command."-Reupert Wonga explaining George's dismissal to him.

Reupert Wonga is the army general, and also serves as UNIT's chief general against alien invasion. He is also the eldest son in the Wonga Family.

Biography
Reupert was born in 1960, and was the first child to be born in the Wonga Family. As the eldest, Reupert was reguarly told by his parents to set an example for his younger siblngs. Reupert always lectured his siblings mainly George about their annoying habits. Reupert attended private schools growing up being the only one in his family to do so. Ever since he was very young, Reupert always expressed interest in joining the millatary, and by the time he was 19, he joined the army. Over the years, Reupert climbed up the ranks to the rank of general under unknown circumstances. He served as the general of the entire United Kingdom army, and also answered directly to the White House. In 2004, Reupert was put in charge of UNIT's alien invesigation program, and was put in charge of their defence against hostile alien invasion. He was granted this possion by the president of the United States George W. Bush. It had come to Reupert's attention that a wealthy businessman named Victor Kennedy was actually a Sontanian in disguise but he refused to look into it. In the mid 2000's, Reupert served as protection and an outside window for his brother George who had become prime minister as well as his other siblings John and Margret. He and younger brother Gabe who was a high ranking police-man served as their only window to the outside world. Tired of helping them out and also because of the recent influx of gang wars and street riots, Reupert leaked crucial information about their corruption to the press, telling them about George being affilated with low level street gangs, and John's former ties to the O'Brady Gang. As well as Margret's lliegal sandwich smuggling opreations. Because of Reupert's betrayal, the trio had to barcade themselves in George's office for awhile to cope with the outraged public who demand they step down. In 2007, George and his siblings stepped down, and they refused to acknowledge Reupert as their brother. Reupert didn't seem to care, and went about his life as normal. Reupert was aware of his family's new found association with the Harvey Boys Gang, and he does not approve of it.

These Days
Reupert and George have recently made up after a decade of not talking to each other. No one is quite sure how they made up, but many believe that it was a dodgy deal of some kind. Reupert has recently been invesigating into Victor Kennedy's files, and has discovered that he really is a Sontanian. He currently has Victor imprisoned in a high security jail after he confessed to be being an alien in disguise. Reupert has also had his scientists invesigating into an influx of pig human hybrids who are running around the streets yelling for pasta and chips. Reupert is also not involved with George's scheme in any way, but George has said that he has special plans for Reupert. It is unknown what these plans are, and when they will come into play.

Family
Reupert is the eldest child in the Wonga Family, and was his father's favourite child. Reupert's family consists of his unnamed parents, younger brothers John, George, and Gabe, and his younger sister Margret. He sometimes refuses to even acknowledge them as being his family calling them too weird to even associate with.

Personality and traits
Reupert is smart, calm, and very well mannered. Unlike his other siblings, Reupert is very straight forward. and is not childish in any way. He is blunt, and is very brutal in his role as a general always barking out orders in his harsh voice. Reupert has a massive distain for his siblings and their childish antics, sometimes even refusing to acknowledge them as his family. He is also the one member of his siblings to not suffer from irritable bowel syndrome, and he finds their constant farting rather disgustng. Reupert also believes that their constant farting and childlike personalities is what got them kicked out of Downing Street in the first place. Reupert is feared by all his soliders, but is also very respected by them, and is viewed as a true hero to some of them. Reupert is also very devoid of imagination refusing to believe George W Bush's stories about aliens and other planets in the universe. He also refused to lead Bush's defence against alien hostile invasion for a long time, but eventually took the position as he felt he owed it to his country to protect them in the case of any hostile alien invasions. Reupert like his most siblings bar John is very intelligent, and is the only sibling in his family to have attended private schools, He is also the only one of his siblings to not be connected to any criminal organsation preferring an honest living. Reupert also prefers to do things by the book as he believes it is his duty to do so. When reliving his brother George of command, Reupert explained that it was his duty to remove George from his postion as prime minister. Despite his frequent distain for his siblings, Reupert does love his family, and even helped George come to terms with hs weight issues telling him that his body was "magificent." He was also quite harsh to his younger brother Gabe when he was a kid. Refusing to help him with his bully problems, and simply told him to start fending for himself instead of relying on his siblings to solve the problem.

Quotes

 * "Sir under section 2 of the code of conduct it is my duty to relieve you of command."-Reupert Wonga explaining George's dismissal to him.
 * "Oh good God and that's real?"-Reupert after seeing one of the pig human hybrids on a surgery table.
 * "I've got the White House phoning me direct because the United Kingdom refuses to comment. Furthermore, one can only assume that the recent influx of gang wars and riots is due to the prime minister's lack of leadership. And what have you been doing about it? Nothing!"-Reupert complaining about his siblings and their lack of leadership skills.
 * "Well embrace it then. Your body is magificent."-Reupert helping George to not think about his weight issues.

Trivia

 * Reupert is the only one of his siblings to not suffer from irritable bowel syndrome, and is also the only one of them to not have farting problems.
 * He is the most honest member of his family, not being connected to any criminal organsation.
 * His preference for a honest living and not wanting to associate with the criminal life is quite similar to Michael Corleone.
 * Reupert can read upside down writing.
 * He is often described as the most serious sibling by his family.
 * Reupert does not like any candy, and prefers vegetables.
 * He is ambidextrous.
 * Reupert appartantly suffered from asthma when he was younger.
 * He appears to argue with George the most out of all his siblings.
 * He also seems to argue with Gabe the least out of all his siblings.
 * Reupert is the only one of his siblings to not have protected Gabe from bullies when he was a child. Telling Gabe to grow up, be a man, and defend himself rather than rely on others to protect him.