Slim Nick Funtz

"You don't belong here!"

- Nick while attacking Allende and his men

 is a minor enemy character featured in Red Dead Revolver 3dn edition and Red Dead Redemption part III, The New Life.

Revolver
As same with most other minor characters, Funtz appears as a random enemy in two missions going against the Mexican Army and Jack Marston and his gang of heroes. This soldier is the weakest out of them all of the US Army, mostly due to his low rank.

The New Life
He appears as a random soldier helping the American Army and John Marston going against Dutch van der Linde in the mission "And The Truth Will Set Ya Free".

Quotes

 * "Don't get your Baxter-Murphys in an uproar!"
 * "You wanna get me a cup of coffee?"
 * "We got a name for people like you in the Army!"
 * "You wanna come by the fort and practice?"
 * "There, there. There's always next Christmas."
 * "Didn't I see you in a Baxter-Murphy advertisement?"
 * "Are you sure you aren't a Mexican in a costume?"
 * "Are you tryin' to explain somethin' to me?"
 * "Remember, you can't catch bullets, just VD."
 * "Careful! They'll send you to Cuba!"
 * "You've always got a place in the barracks with us!"
 * "I bet you can't shoot for heck!"
 * "Who are you?"

Death
Slim Nick died from tuberculosis in 1896 in Gold Town while resting in the hotel, unknown date.

Journal Entry
Funtz is a typical Private; cruel, bad spoken and ruthless. A lot of his kinds just like to do damage for fun, but Funtz is the most sadistic one out of them all.

Fortunately for him, hurting people is part of the official description of his work.

Trivia

 * Just like Slim Nick, Tall Trees Guard is a Private.