User blog:KGBSpetsnaz/Mr. Hill and the two Romanian Woman expatriates

This is a fun little story I have that I personally think would be better for a blog post as opposed to a page. Here it goes! One day, Mr. Hill had the day off from Dixmor Academy to go to a golf course in Bullworth. On his way there as he was walking, he stumbled across two women with brown hair and brown eyes. One was about 5’7 and 125 lbs. The other was about 5’8 and 128 lbs. They were both sitting down and speaking Romanian. He sat down with them and said “Ya know, I just love hearing Russian!” sarcastically. They responded with “We’re not Russian, we’re Romanian, but thanks.” “They’re all the same language” said Mr. Hill. They explained to him how Romanian is a Romance language while Russian is a Slavic language but he chose not to pay attention, being the stuck up prick he is. Take a wild guess on what Mr. Hill responded with. If you guessed “But it’s all Eastern Europe, nobody cares” then you guessed correctly. Mr. Hill then looked around for his iPhone as he was about to contact Mr. Pearson and tell him to “set these girls straight” but he couldn’t find it. Mr. Hill then said “You stupid gypsies! You took my iPhone! Trust me, I know your tricks!” “Uh, let’s go back to Romania” said one Romanian woman. “Yeah, let’s” said the other. “Yeah, you better and I hope you never come back!” said Mr. Hill. After that, Mr. Hill got his butt kicked. You’d think he would learn his lesson after that but he didn’t. Instead, he said “I can’t believe I was beaten by two girls!” And was passive aggressive against his students once he came back.