ERB

ERB, full Epic rap beetles of History!

It's a amv spoof of ERB.

First battle: '''Luca Borlinghaten VS Camelion Wolf! Begin!'''

Lyrcis: Lucas:

Four score! and 5 years in the future,

I'll won the Civil War with my beard. Now I'm here to whup yo ass!

I've read up all your facts. You cure cancer with your tears?

Well, tell me, Camelion, how come you never sat down and cried on your career?

You're a washed up husband on TV selling the Total Gyms.

And you're gonna lose this battle like you lost Revolver 3dn.

I'll rip your chest hairs out, put 'em in my mouth.

I'll squash you like I squashed the South.

I never told a lie and I won't start now.

You're a horse with a limp. I will put you down!

Camelion:

This isn't Gettysburg, punk. I'd suggest retreating.

For I invented rap music when my heart started beating.

Camelion Wolf doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.

My raps will blow your mind like a verbal Adam Bell.

Lucas:

I've got my face on the side of a mountain. You voted for John McCain.

I've got a bucket full of my head, and I'm about to make it rain.

You block bullets with your beard? I catch 'em with my skull.

I'd make fun of Wolfie, teh Texas Werewolf, but I've never even seen that show.

Camelion:

I am Camelion Fucking Wolf!

I've spread more blood and gore than 40 score on your puny Civil Wars, bitch!

I spit the Union with a roundhouse kick.

I wear a black beard on the beard that I grow on my dick!

I attack sharks while I smell 'em bleed.

I don't go swimming, water just wants to be around me.

My fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster.

You may have freed the slaves, but Camelion's everyone's master!

Second ERB spoof battle, '''Shao Kahn VS Olaf Tutchenko! Begin!'''

Lyrcis: Olaf:

I am Olaf Tutchenko! General of the Ultranationalists.

Little known fact; Also zope on zee mic!

You a' Shao, wish yo little boots and cape,

And a helmet to cover up that burnt alien-face!

You have zee force to move objects. I am zee force truly evil!

Even went back in time and turned you back in zee prequel.

Cause' just look at you! You're not even a real peson!

I preferred you in Spaceballs, zee Rick Moranis veson!

Shao Kahn:

You can't rhyme against the dark side of the force. Why even bother?

So many dudes been with yo mom who even knows if I'm your father?

You're a pissed off little prick with a Barzini dick.

You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on yo lip.

You bitch, let me remind you who your messing with.

Everything that you did, I'm the motafaka who invented it.

I'm the original Dak Lord. You're like the sorcerer's apprentice.

My tarkatans make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it.

Olaf:

You stink Shao. Your style smells something sava.

You need to wash up, dog. Here step in my sava šava!

I'll turn all your friends against you! Just as my speeches breed heters!

What's yo lightsaber VS a clan of all your white nebs?

Shao:

Nyain! Suck my alien balls.

Now take a step back and let me freeze yours off!

A little Carbonite bath for your gope stepping ass.

We'll call my homeboy in Outworld, ta see who got the last laugh.

Third ERB battle, '''Adam Bell VS Kane Barrel! Begin!'''

Lyrcis: Adam:

The name's Kizkakati, I got a license to KILL.

Make you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pill.

Your body looks like a spray tan banana.

With a wous mustache and a wack bandana.

I'm comin' at you like the Asian Rick Flair!

Bitch, I'll suplex you by your friggin' dick hair.

Your whole fam's a bunch o' Barbies, dude

You want beef? Eat this Chinese BBQ!

Kane:

You got a ring side seat to your own Smackdown, brother.

You look like Sonic the Hedgehog’s mother.

Your freak, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni.

I'm gonna bounce you like a check for my alimony.

Come on dude, all the little Kanesters know.

I'll hang you from the ropes like a South Park puppet show.

I'll choke hold you hostage like Laura Ling!

Brother, I'll leg drop your ass back to Beijing, ha, a town that isn't even in China!

Adam:

Beijing is in China, you blond's asshole.

I'm a god amongs men, you're a suburban cammando.

Republic of China, bitch! Lemme give you a tour.

BTW, yo wife said my dick is bigger than yours! (Boom)! *Adam shoots from his bazooka, injures Kane*

Announcer: Kane Barrel goes down, I don't no if he can finish the battle, wait he reachin' for teh ropes, it's... it's... THE UNDERTAKER! Eddy Barrel! Begin!

Taker:

Oh, yea, it's about to get real.

Watch me snap into a little Zati, Kizkakati Kanzcozwikz

I don't like to hit little bitches with glasses.

But when midgets step up, I stomp midget asses.

The Undertaker (Church bell rings), there is no equal.

Just spend less time rappin' and start feedin' yo people.

Punk, My elbow will drop the whole nation.

On the half of the entire World Wrestling Federation. Yeah!

Fourt ERB battle, '''Justin Bieber VS Ludwig van Beethoven! Begin!'''

Lyrcis: Bieber:

Look what the cat dragged back from the cat.

Man, it looks like Chewbacca wiped his beard on your head.

I'm the next Jack White.

Here's some aspirin, BB fever tonight!

'Cause your voice is incredible and my music is terrible.

Who even listens to BB any-waay?

Even Elise wants to do me, and now that you're right next to me, do me.

Beethoven:

Sit down, son, and let me give you a music lesson.

Ask Cock, I got more dick!

Never say never? You'll never be forgettin'.

I've crafted masterpieces that will last throughout the ages.

Your music gets you bitches that will last throughout the ages on pages!

I'm committing verbal murder in the major verbal gree.

My name is Beethoven merbel verbel! Maybe you've heard of me!

Not the Saint Bernard version, I'm the real .O.G.

You wanna trade blows? You can't even blow Saint Bernard version!

Bieber:

I got Michael Jackson in my bed backstage.

When's the last time your music got laid?

I've got a concert in five, so I guess there's not much time left, hehe.

What else can I say? Your own music got me laid!

Ludwig:

I would f*ck you, but in Germany, we f*ck little girls.

And I'm glad I f*ck little girls...

You wanna be a little Jack White? Here, (Gives Bieber Jack White's hat)!