Gnorris

"Dun't tell the boss I have my own character page!"

- Gnorris breaking the bloody fourth wall

Gnorris (born March 14, 1646) is I.M. Meen's disgruntled employee. He's not to be confused with Chuck Norris, although both names sounds similar. He is always forced to help his boss with the brilliant scheme of the day, only to be cleaning up the mess when they fail. Gnorris is always happy to help when someone's about to put his boss in his place.

Working life
Gnorris was born in an unknown village in Orinion. He works all day keeping the place clean and managing the prisoners while dealing with his boss' annoying-ass christian behaviour, like forcing him to wank off the bible. His pay is almost minimal and he is never given any bonuses or health insurance. He works Sundays and holidays and only has 10 seconds lunch breaks.

In 2013, Duke Tallen offered Gnorris a position at the Seido State Prison. Gnorris accepted and left for his new job right away, but not before defecating on Meen's desk. Since them, Gnorris is living in the prison and sometimes is sexually abused by Teabag Jim.