Ian Jordan-James VS Lancer Johnson - Rap Battle 20

Ian Jordan-James VS Lancer Johnson is the twentieth installment of EERB and the ninth episode of Season 2. It features Marine corps scientist, Ian Jordan-James, rapping against the US Navy scientist, Lancer Johnson. James starts off the battle, then calls in halfway through the battle Roger Prince after being fatally shot by a Dalek in the bowls. It was released on October 29th, 2012.

Ian Jordan-James (1st Verse):
Ooh, actually, if you don't mind, it's just "James".

Doesn't even really matter who.

Who am I even talkin' to? Oh, yes, you!

The wanna be Alvin Moldy, minus the 'stache.

Travels through time but with no class!

I'm saving the world while you dilly-dally.

You can't even invent your way out of Hell Valley!

And calm down! Will you? Everything is going to be fine.

You're not going to tear any monkey holes in any fabric of space and time.

Actually, it's a lot more like a rug, really, oh well, never mind.

Let's just say there's an infinite number of me simultaneously kickin' yo s with rhymes!

Lancer Johnson (1st Verse):
Great Scott! You're great... Not!

I spit it hot!

And generate way more power than 1.21 gigawatts!

I'm not sure what sort of scientific authority you purport to be.

But I'm a real doctor! Where'd you get your degree?!

Despite all your companions, you couldn't be having less sex.

I don't know what's lamer, your fans or your special effects.

You don't get another turn to debate. Time to face your permanent fate!

Now Dalek, his bowls!

Dalek:

EXTERMINATE! His bowls.

Ian:

(Is shoot in bawls, falls down)

I'm going to die... (Doctor...)

At least, this version of me... (Doctor?)

Perhaps you'd like another... (Doctor?)

Prepare to meet...

Roger Prince (counts as James' 2nd Verse):
Your density! Hahahaha!

I'm a mystical, soldier at the pinnacle, helping the James.

You're a possibly pedophilic individual who should've never been born!

You got your knickers in a twist while you're sucking on my piccadilly, but I'm a lot lot different.

Cause' your a pitiful hillbilly hangin' with an oedipal kid who's a bawk bawk chicken!

Lancer Johnson (2nd Verse, Baron starts off, though):
Michael Baron:

Nobody calls me chicken!

This is between us, scarface. Don't try to out-rhyme me!

You'll find I'm as grimy as any slimy time limey.

I'll use your porta-potty time machine as my latrine!

You're not a cat with nine lives. You're a pussy with thirteen!

Poll
Who won??? Ian Jordan-James and Prince Lancer Johnson and Baron