Barney

Barney is a big, purple, and good for nothing dinosaur that sings annoying songs that are just as bad as Justin Bieber's. He is also the leader of a cult called "The Barney Bunch", which the Teletubbies, Chuck E. Cheese, and Elmo are also a part of. Little do most people know, he is also perverted and sadistic, especially towards women and children.