George Wonga

"I can't deal with the gas exchange... I need to be naked!"-George Wonga regarding his bad gas.

George Wonga is a caporeigme in the Harvey Gang, and serves a direct advisor to Louis Harvey himself. He also works with the London Underground Crime Syndicate.

Biography
Wonga was born in London on December 17th, 1969, and was the middle child in a family of four siblings. His elder brothers John and Reupert as well as his younger brother Gabe and younger sister Margret. Wonga attended school, and ended up attending Oxford University gaining a bachlor's degree in politics. After leaving university, Wonga along with his sister Margret and older brother John began working as MP's in Downing Street. Wonga quickly rose up the ranks to the rank of assassitant prime minister, and eventually gained the position of prime minster following the death of the former prime minister Frankely Hott. Under Wonga's reign, crime in the streets of London was at an all time high. The public demanded a re-election, and Wonga was even made a marked man by sevearl gangs and mafia familes. To ensure his safety, George along with Marget and John stay secluded in George's office. Their only window to the outside being their brothers Reupert and Gabe. Gabe was a policeman while Reupert was an army general. Also stories began to surface about George being involved with gangs such as the O'Brady Gang known as the Irish Gang by some media outlets. It was also a well known fact that John had served the O'Brady Gang as an enforcer in his youth making the public distrust the Wonga Family even more. In the winter of 2007, Wonga finally stepped down after being in the acting position for nearly five years as he was replaced by Notso Hott the younger and far more hip brother of Frankely Hott. Wonga's brother Reupert had been the one who had leaked the information about Wonga's corruption to the press ruining his reputation. In 2009, George saved the life of crime boss Louis Harvey during a drug deal gone bad. George had been walking down the street carrying a cup of hot sweet tea. The drug dealer tried to kill him too but George poured his hot sweet tea all over the dealer giving him and Harvey time to escape. Harvey was eternally grateful for his life being saved by George, and decided to reward the currently unemployed George with a vacant position in his gang. George agreed to the offer, and worked in the Harvey Boys Gang as a hired goon. George's size and strength meant that he was mainly used as an enforcer. Wonga suggested to Harvey to have his (George) siblings become members of the gang. Margret and John both became members of the gang while Gabe became the gang's chief associate due to his status as a high ranking police officer. Reupert had been the only one to refuse their offers, and refused to acknowledge them as his family. By 2013, George had been promoted to the position of caporeigme in the Harvey Boys Gang, and his siblings had also become caporegimes in the gang. As a high ranking member of the Harvey Boys Gang, George had done a lot of work with the London Underground Crime Syndicate.

These Days
George is currently scheming with his siblings a plot to take over the Harvey Boys Gang as well as get back into power as the current prime minister Theresa May gets ready to step down. George has also had Gabe and his fellow officers spy on the London Underground Crime Syndicate to find a way to expose their criminal deeds. Margret has recently been promoted to assassitant acting prime minister providing assistance to acting prime minister Boris Johnson. Her work with Johnson is all apart of Geroge's scheme. Despite wanting to destroy the LUCS has also been making deals with their leader Professor John Marcus to kill Louis Harvey. George believes that with Harvey dead and the LUCS exposed he will be the city's most powerful crime boss, and will then use his sister Margret who will become prime minister to help him achieve maximum power. George and his brother Reupert have also recently made up under unknown circumstances but many believe it was a dodgy deal of some kind. As a caporeigme, George is also in charge of the Harvey Boys Gang's bookmaking and drug dealing opreations even though George actually apposes the idea of selling drugs a bit like Vito Corleone if you think about it. Anyways, George has also got files which contain information about all his siblings so he can use it as blackmail should they ever attempt to turn against him.

Family
George is the middle child in his family, and has four siblings. His two older brothers John and Reupert, as well his younger brother and sister Gabe and Margret. His parents on the otherhand have never had their names revealed, and it is unknown if they ever will do. Gabe is a senior police officer while Reupert is an army general. Both John and Margret are also caporeigmes in the Harvey Boys Gang. Margret has also recently become assasitant acting prime minister.

Personality
As the middle child, George was always eager to make his mark in the world, and was his mother's favourite child. George is very intelligent having gone to Oxford University, and gaining a bachlor's degree in politics. However, he seems to have lost a lot of his intelligence as he got older due to his often childlike antics. George was is very loud, and always says what's on his mind regardless of the situtation he's in. George like the rest of his family apart from Reupert suffers from irritable bowel syndrome, and has terrible wind. He frequently loudly farts during very important meetings, and pins the blame on a woopie cushion which doesn't exist. He also has bad manners never saying "excuse me" or "pardon me" after a fart. George is also known as the most cunning member of his family as he is currently masterminding a plan to completely take over London from the London Underground Crime Syndicate. Despite his brutality, George loves his family even his brother Reupert despite the latter selling him out to the press. George is also very childlike in his personality, and often screams and dances around like a kid who has had too much sugar.

Quotes

 * "Oh but I was having so much fun!"-George after been told he must step down as prime minister.
 * "I can't deal with the gas exchange... I need to be naked!"-George complaining about his constant farting to Reupert.
 * "I don't think you quite understand you see I'm in charge from now on."-George to Marcus who questions his plan to kill Louis Harvey.
 * "Would you rather slient but deadly?"-George joking around.
 * "Don't you dare call me that!"-George after Margret calls him 'George Extra Large.'

Trivia

 * George's favourite candy is Skittles.
 * George is left handed.
 * George always wears a suit even when he goes to bed.
 * He appartantly only gets two hours of sleep every night.
 * He is possibly a homosexual, and may be in a relationship with Sanjay Patterson a fellow member of the Harvey Boys Gang.
 * George is not a fan of green eggs and ham.
 * He does not drive, and has an immense fear of clowns.
 * George's surname 'Wonga' is actually the name of a British payday loan providor, but he and his family are in no way connected to the company.
 * George's associates in the crime business have given him the nickname 'George Extra Large,' a nickname which he apparantlly can't stand.