Leg Johnson VS Randy Orton - Rap Battle 26

Leg Johnson VS Randy Orton  is the twenty-sixth instalment of ERB and the sixteenth episode of season 2. It features the mayor and marshal of Silver Town, Leg Johnson, rapping against WWE Superstar and former Tag Team Champion, Randy Orton. It was released on March 25th, 2013.

Orton (1st Verse):
Before I let loose with this ruthless aggression.

I'll let you be the second fat woman hearin' my confession!

I admit it, I didn't do what I had to do to win!

I'm an athlete, you're a specimen of sin!

With your drinking and choking and smoking down food.

I know Italian dudes were betta manners than you!

So swing, betta betta, show me what a fatter rapper can do.

I beat Josh, I can sure as hell crack you!

Johnson (1st Verse):
You look strong, beat Josh? Kongratulations!

Now I'll drop yo ass faster than your whole foundation!

Third base with an Olsen twin, that's a sin, face it.

She's just a little girl, what'd you give her, a bracelet?

The whole nation knows you fight too tight in the crotch!

You're as boring as your Tour de Venice to watch!

So come on little buddy, don't look so pissed!

With all that poison attitude you're like a menstrual cyclist!

Orton (2nd Verse):
You kill criminals before black men could compete, are you kidding me!?

That's like having a pasta contest without Italy!

You're an orphan who found his way to fortune and fame!

Just think what you could've done if you would've actually trained!

I'm the pinnacle of physical condition.

While you dip your stick to prostitutes and call it foul kidding, are you trippin'?

You'll be nothing but a skeleton!

Messing with the fellow in WWE who will be pedalling like hell up in the Peloton!

Johnson (2nd Verse):
It's the bottom of the ninth against the Texan in a bathing suit.

Filled with more artificial ingredients than a Legy Ruth.

It may be way too soon, but I'm calling my shots!

And I'm not talking about those Italian syringes you brought!

The Shoot of Marshal will knock you right outta the park!

And round the bases to the sound of uproaring applause!

While you hang your head in shame and disgrace because:

You got lost and forgot what real WWE was!

You look tired kid, you got Sheryl Crow's feet eyes.

Pedal home to California and maybe bring me back some fries.

'Cause if you step to Leg on the mic, I'll fan your fancy belt and all.

Yerrr dead, three shots, just one gun!

Poll
Who won???! Leg Johnson Randy Orton