Derrick McReary and Playboy X in Hell

This is what happens in Grand Theft Auto IV to Playboy X and Derrick McReary if Niko Bellic chooses to kill them. This happened around 2008 in the original timeline and in the current timeline, around 2017 or 2018.

Playboy X
Clurkicus: Hahaha! Welcome to Hell, Trey Stewart, or should I say Playboy X?

Playboy X: Fah you Dwayne Forge and fah u Niko for listening to him! Listen, man, perhaps if I could persuade the Elder Gods that it was Dwayne and Niko’s fault instead of mine, could I perhaps get out of here?

Clurkicus: You fool! No one EVER gets out of here! NO ONE! And you really think the Gods are gonna give you a second chance? They NEVER give ANYONE a second chance! You’ve always been an idiot!

Playboy X: I need to be back on Earth! I’m only 25! That’s FAR too young to die! Please! Just-

Clurkicus: You just don’t know when to shut up, do you Playboy?

Derrick McReary
Derrick: Wait a second! Why am I in Hell? I’ve always been a devout Catholic!

Clurkicus: The Gods just don’t accept anyone who’s a Christian. Do you really not know how unfair they are?

Derrick: Well, I always knew they were somewhat unfair but I never knew they were THAT unfair! Especially because this was never my fault! It was Francis McReary’s fault for setting me up and Niko’s fault for following his commands! As a matter of fact, bring them both here so I can beat the living sith out of both of them!

Clurkicus: You sound a lot like a guy who’s been here for a few days already..

Two oni guards bring in Playboy X.

Derrick: Who are you?

Playboy X: (weakly) Playboy (coughs) X!

Clurkicus: Do you not even know your own name? It’s Trey Stewart! NOT Playboy X! Could you be any dumber? (turns to Derrick) He’s another guy who hates Niko for killing him instead of someone else. Ya know what? I’m getting tired of hearing from both of these guys! Guards, let the torture begin!

Upon being dragged in...

Derrick: Francis and Niko deserve this position! Not us!

Playboy X: Don’t forget about Dwayne!

Oni guard: Silence! Both of you!

The Torture
Derrick and Playboy X are both sitting in chairs and tied to them. Their eyes are forced open with machines. They both have to watch every season of My Little Pony. Every time they attempt to talk, they get zapped, which is a lot of times. Both Playboy X and Derrick are STILL in Never Never Land ten years later, doing all kinds of manual work while being whipped by Clurkicus.

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