User:Damon Redwood



Hi, I'm Bill Starkweather. I really like this wiki. Soon, I will edit more of my profile. I'm sick now - 11.24.15

My favorite pages are
(quitely whispers) NOT!
 * Dutch's Gang
 * Jamie Salmon
 * General Taylor
 * Ivan Petrov
 * Doctor Maxis lol Maxis, isn't he's name O'Rian or something?
 * And Santa Claus

Some people spoke of FBI as:
Leg: They come dressed cocky as king of diamonds and promising to bringing peace and I don't know what else good to the west,. But excutly they bring nothing but troubles and taxes. John: I agree with you, wolfs in sheep clothes! Nicky: Oh, is life like that isn't it? Edgar: (To John) That ain't true, Marston! Nicky: I've lost my way. Edgar Rose: (To Leg) How dare you!? Leg: But it's true, you bring nothing but troubles and taxes! Rose: So? Leg: So? That ain't nice! It ain't natural! Edgar Rose: Who made you Mother Nature and Mother Superior all in the same time? Who made you, Leg? Same guy as made me! Same guy as made Rj. Rj Peart: Yup, I guess that's true. Edgar Rose: See, Leg? Beside, it's the mayor's fault! John: Ain't it always? Nate: Don't you go blaiming me, guys! Don't you go blaming ME! Blame Luic... I mean Randy-Newman... I mean Lucas,... well folks respect me. Lucas Borlinghathen: Nah, they don't! Nate: Yes the DO! You fat liar! Lucas: Do you know who I am? Nate: Yes, a hobo! Now select me as president! Lucas: In your dreams! I may select Obama or Romney, hmm... Nate: Please select me! Lucas: No! After what you said to me. Edgar: See? That's why I ain't joining the politics. John: You are, being an Agent is some sort of political thing. Edgar: No it's not! John: Yes it is. Edgar: NO! Sammy:... Mwahahahahahahahaha, all of the politics my friends, you are for fools, that's why there are so many around here, the land of morons. Nate, Lucas, Edgar: Curse you! Sammy: It is true... Nate, Lucas, Edgar: (They s**t on his head) Sammy: NO!!! F**K! It stinks! Lucas, Nate, Edgar: Take That! Sammy: (Spits the s**t out) Bleah! Curse you all! John: (Pisses on Sammy) Hahaha. Dumb, f**kin' idiot. (Shao Kahn comes with his big-a*z UFO) Kahn: You will all bow to me! Nyain. (All): No! Kahn: Nyaaaaaiinn! (Distracted by sumthin') WHAT THE F**K IS THAT?!? (UFO explodes). King of Diamonds: I'm your king now! Hahaha! (All): NO! King of Diamonds: MWAHAHAHAHA!

This is me infobox.

"You mess with me, you will die! Ok?!"

- Me

"This edit will be your last!"

- Me before blocking someone

Jack Marston: I'm a real killer! Noob: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! No. Jack: U must DIE, Biyatch! Jack: *Shoots*

Me: Cool.



Scot: Aye! Me bottle' O' scrumpy!

My Dreams

 * Destroy all the clop and fap material and take over MLP Fandom, make it better. (In progress)
 * Become rich. (In progress)
 * Get fans for free. (In progress)
 * Be the biggest bully ever. (Not even started yet)
 * Be rich more so haters can also bee jealous of me. (In progress)
 * Get many suits and ties, fancy other clothes, and get my black hair colored gold/blond. (Not started yet)
 * Get job as commentary in WWE, or own my own channel. (Probably in progress)
 * Get me some jewels. (Not started yet)
 * Get to have sex with a hot chick and let her slap my azz all day. (Not started yet)
 * Become a celebrity. (In progress)
 * Bee spanked and hugged by my dream gurl. (Not started)
 * Bully someone so much til' he cries, then laugh at his cries and finish him off with a punch. (Not started yet)
 * Get revenge on Rainbow Dash and Derpy bronies for wat they did too me. (In progress)
 * Get so rich too buy butlers and over hundred lawyers and agents, probably. (Not started yet)

My Hit List:

 * Anyone that clops - as a matter of fact anyone who clops to all ponies except Rarity or Diamond Tiara/Silver Spoon.
 * Rainbow Dash (Trash) fans.
 * Derpy fans.
 * Discord fans.
 * Scootaloo fans.
 * Beeliebers.
 * Furries.
 * Meany Christians.
 * Furfags again.
 * Cloppers again. (Unless the jerkoff to Rarity or Tiara) Hell_yes!.jpg
 * Anti-bronies.
 * Homophobes.
 * Racists.
 * Pedophiles.
 * Peasants.
 * Sex Slaves.
 * Internet trolls. (I can't bloody stand them)
 * Racists again.
 * Rainbow Dash (Crash) fans again.
 * Rainbow Dash.
 * Discord.
 * Derpy.
 * Scootaloo.
 * Fappers.
 * Nazis.
 * People, who masturbate in public.
 * Tunisians.

My theme song for now. It's quite depressing and sometimes funny.

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