Eli Roony Interrogation

(It happened year 2014 after William was arrested after he was witnessed molesting a little girl, Michelle Muller.)

Cole: Cap'n wee are on our way 2 interview Bill Williamson.

Captain Dolly: Yes, folks, I know...This old perv is an known bank robber too. I have tried 2 remind him doing dat stuff is terrible and bad. Whichever way it goes, I'll bee dealing personally with him.

(Cole and Galloway step into the interview room)

Cole: U look like u had it rough.

William: U see me askin' 4 your sympathy, boy?

Cole: Your down on your luck, Billy?

William: I've had worse. A family dat was killed during a cattle rustling.

Cole: Oh, butt u have a job. A farmer has 2 have a job, right?

William: I had me a job down in Texas. I'm looking 4 something new....

Cole: This place you worked had a name???

William: No, I was a robber. It was mostly Bank of Mercury, lol.

Cole: You got any special workwear, Bill?

William: Orange coveralls. Damn thing was hot, I get it back in the asylum, wearin' it.

Cole: Do u ever tie up any off your victims, William?

William: It's not a nice thing 2 go callin' 'em.

Cole: Wat would u call them?

William: I can't say. I learned long time ago 2 not go talkin' bout' the things I like. Talking about it just seems to get the people freaked out.

Galloway: Answer the goddamn question, Williamson, b4 I kill you!

William: See wat I mean? The short answer is yes.

Cole: Got anythink 2 do with rope at any point, Billy?

William: I know a good rope from a bad rope, if dat's wat u mean....It's not wat u mean, is it? Any o'l rope would do me fine.

Cole: Farm boy like u Bill, must prefer maguey 4 roping. Am I right?

William: I prefer braid. You tie a hitch in braid, it stays tied.

Cole: U killed Mrs. Shelton and stole her jewelry?

William: That ain't so. I ain't done nothin' like dat. (Sly smile)

C0le: You have no job, and nowhere 2 live by teh smell off things, and u needed money. You've killed people b4 Billy, who u think the judge will believe?

William: I've sure ass hell killed many people, butt I ain't been killing since 2006. I saw dat car common in last late night, man got changed there & put his coveralls in the trunk, I also saw him drop a butterfly and a lamplight. Ass he steped out, cool ass u like, and I went over and I picked it up.

Cole: Wat size boot do u wear, William?

William: Kinda like anything I can get my hooves on. I'm wearing 11's. (Sly smile)

Cole: Your maybee 5'9, 5'7, and your wearing elevens!? I don't think so, cowboy.

William: That might bee on teh large side, maybee 10's.

Cole: Maybee 8's.

William: Now dat I come think off it....lol.

Cole: Why punish children with your dick, Billy?

William: (Sad face) Yo-you think I was never punished?

Cole: You must know wat your doing is evil.

William: >:) Well son...Nobody's perfect.

Cole: You're ass good as done, Williamson, you might ass well go 2 the Dixmor's.

William: Sure. (Evil smile)

(Cole and Galloway meet up with Captain Dolly)

Dolly: Outstanding work, boys.