Chuck E. Cheese

Chuck E. Cheese (real name: Charles Entertainment Cheese) is a giant, evil, perverted, good for nothing rat. Similarly to Barney, the Teletubbies, and Elmo, he has secret evil intentions as well as a cult known as “The Barney Bunch”.

List of Things Chuck E Has Done Behind People’s Backs

 * Crushed someone’s car.
 * Burned down a movie theater.
 * Hurt Hal Esposito’s leg.
 * Actually kicked a football unlike Charlie Brown.
 * Put his hand in Lola Lombardi’s pants.
 * Made a birthday party annoying.
 * Stole the Krabby patty formula.
 * Stole your bike.
 * Drank the last beer.
 * Created the Fred character.