Made up Characters Fight Club intros

This here are some of the dialogues spoken between characters before each fight. A lot of characters' intros are not listed here. Some of the dialogues between certain characters can make it more interesting, especially with those who are connected.

Apex: You destroyed a lot of human life. Charlie Trapani: Well, what do you know about that? Apex: Only that it is not enough.

Trapani: Go back jackin' off in your basement, kid. Hunter Jones: Yeah? I'll rig your migrant neck! Trapani: Not a migrant, but yeah, go back before you get hurt, schmuck.

Jones: And who are you suppose to be? Domenico Von Crane: I am the Don of the Corleone Family! Respect my title! Jones: Phah! Make me, old man.

Von Crane: Who are you? Your military background will not save you from my wrath. Emperor Unterlord: Old timer. You except me to surrender? Von Crane: No. I expect you to die!

Unterlord: From what sea did you crawl out? Gage: You do not scare me, "soldier". Unterlord: Didn't really answer my question.

Gage: This Nazi poison is the best they've got? Reinhardt-Günther von Figlmann: It's you Americans who are zee poison to Earth. Gage: Then die from it.

Figlmann: Go back home, kid. I give you no other choice. Colton Williams: You think you scare me!? Your time on this plane of existence is over. Figlmann: Such arrogance! You give me no choice.

Williams: My dear servant... Patrick Granger: I challenge you for the leadership of your clan! Williams: You will fail that challenge.

Granger: Didn't you took my wallet yesterday? Rome the Gnome: You should've take better care of your things, yuman. Granger: Oh, I'll take care of 'em alright.

Ethan Allen Fernandez: I do not wish to fight you, Candy. Candace Claire Baker: This is just "friendly sparring". Fernandez: It shan't be that for long. I'm sorry.

Clurkicus: We must unite against Earth! Apex: First I test your worth and loyalty. Clurkicus: Oh, I am worth it, Apex. But my loyalties lie elsewhere.

Bingo Bartelli: Aren't you One Being's issue? Apex: You must be the Barzini's pig... Bartelli: Oh, I am a lot more than their pig.

Bartelli: I bet you're tougher than you look. Apex: I'm tougher than your entire planet. Bartelli: That remains to be seen.

Tony Montana: Who teh fuk are you? Rome: I am your debt collector. Montana: Oh really? I ain't got no debts! (quietly: Not to you anyways...)

Jeepers Creepers: Azazel's child? Apex: Azazel might be powerful, but he is not the one who would make me. Creepers: Then you only make this easier...

Clurkicus: Mr. Escuella. Javier Escuella: Where do you know me from? Who are you? Clurkicus: Your new master in the next few moments.

Escuella: You remind me of me. Montana: But I'm Slavic not Hispanic. Escuella: Well, you certainly appear Hispanic.

Williams: Aren't you that French mobster or something? Trapani: I am so much more than just that. Williams: Then impress me, "sir".

Von Crane: You betrayed us, Trapani! Trapani: I've just saw the light, finally. Von Crane: Then I'll let the light blind you.

Trapani: The last Corleone... Von Crane: Yeah, thanks to you! Trapani: I'm a Cuneo, not a Barzini.

Jeremiah: Hey, blue hair! Apex: Do you mock me?! Jeremiah: Wow, you're smart.

Bartelli: FatherA? Is that you? Piggsy: Piggsy not have family! Bartelli: Then you will not be missed.

Creepers: Where did ya get those eyes?! Apex: Aren't your victims suppose to say that? Creepers: Correction; You.

Pearl: My son... Von Crane: You've had this coming for a long time, mother! Pearl: I'm sorry it has come to this.

Red Harlow: You any good shoot, Trapani? Trapani: Ho, are you are asking for your death? Harlow: She's gonna have to wait a while longer.

Apex: Shinnok's servant. Clurkicus: We must combine our powers! Apex: Prove yourself.

Rome: The One Being... Apex: The One Being is my father. Rome: It matters not.

Fernandez: A talking clown pig? Really? Bartelli: You haven't even seen my powers, kid. Fernandez: What will you do? Throw balloons at me?

Piggsy: *Snorts and yells* Clurkicus: What manner of beast are you? Piggsy: Piggsy's angery!

Granger: Hmm? Jeremiah? Björn: Dumbom! You face Bjorn! Granger: Is there really any difference?