Adam Bell VS Kane Barrel - Rap Battle 3

Adam Bell VS Kane Barrel is the fifth installment of EERB and the third episode of Season 1. It features the wrestling team, Brothers off Shadow: Kane Barrel and the Undertaker, rapping against former leader of China, Adam Bell AKA Kizkakati Kanzcozwikz. It was released on February 2nd, 2011.

Adam (1st Verse):
The name's Kizkakati, I got a license to KILL.

Make you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pill.

Your body looks like a spray tan banana.

With a wous mustache and a wack bandana.

I'm comin' at you like the Asian Rick Flair!

Bitch, I'll suplex you by your friggin' d*ck hair.

Your whole fam's a bunch o' barbies, dude

You want beef? Eat this Chinese BBQ!

Kane (1st Verse):
You got a ring side seat to your own Smackdown, brother.

You look like Sonic the Hedgehog's mother.

Your freak, a pony, a rice-a-roni jabroni.

I'm gonna bounce you like a check from my alimony.

Come on dude, all the little Kanesters know.

I'll hang you from the ropes like a South Park puppet show.

I'll choke hold you hostage like Laura Ling!

Brother, I'll leg drop your a*s back to Beijing, ha, a town that isn't even in China!

Adam (2nd Verse):
Beijing is in China, you bold's asshole.

I'm a God amongs men, you're a suburban cammando.

People's Republic of China, bitch! Lemme give you a tour.

Btw, yo wife said my dick is bigger than yours! (Boom)! (Adam shoots from his bazooka, injures Kane).

Announcer:
Kane Barrel goes down, I don't no if he can finish the battle, wait he reachin' for the ropes, it's... it's... THE UNDERTAKER! Eddy Barrel! Begin!

The Undertaker (1st verse):
Oh, yeah, it's about to get real.

Watch me snap into a little Zati, Kizkakati Kanzcozwikz.

I don't like to hit little bitches with glasses.

But when midgets step up, I stomp midget asses!

The Undertaker (Church bell rings), there is no equal.

Just spend less time rappin' and start feedin' yo' people.

Punk, My elbow will drop the whole nation.

On the half of the entire World Wrestling Federation! Oh Yeah!

Poll
Who won??? Adam Bell Kane & Undertaker