User:Damon Redwood



Hi, I'm Bill Starkweather. I really love this wiki and to death! Soon, I will edit more of my profile. I'm sick now - 11.24.15 But I'm a pretty awesome person and one day I will be a multi-billionaire and with all that money I will take over stuff and then everyone will have to worship me there. It will be so awesome. You might know me as Mikhail Starkwovkov, Ukraine-Russian gang boss.

'Bout me
"I'm a Zionist scum and I don't want to share! Wish I had a cuter nose or some curly hair."

- Sumfin about me

Greetings, my name is Billy Cougar, and I'm a Chat Moderator on this Wiki. I am probably the youngest user on the Wiki but I make the most edits daily. I was on this Wiki since 2013 and I can't believe years fly so fast.

I am a Slovene citizen of Serbian and possibly Swedish descent. My father is from Slovenia, and my mother is from Sweden. I have pale skin, dark brown almost black hair, neutral brown eyes, am 5'3" (160 cm) tall, and weigh 114 lbs (52kg). I am one of the shortest students in my class but I do not have a Napoleon complex. Still, I am bigger than Donald Trump's hands. Basically, I am the shortest kid in probably my whole village up to the closest city, no kidding.

I am racially a Nordic-Slavic-Caucasian.

I'm a fluent speaker of British English and Slovene and I'm currently trying to become more fluent in German and Russian. I am also learning Hebrew and Cyrillic and I can sing in Hebrew. I write with my right hand.

Politically I identify as nothing really, as I have very mixed views on both sides. I am anti-religious and prefer communism over fascism or nazis, but I still think communism can be a crap system because it caused the most starvation and death ever. In other case, better dead than red. According to 8 Values, I am a liberal.

The only reason I have the Antifa's logo as my profile pic is because we live in times where nationalism, which I despise, is on the rise.

My fav school subjects are history and probably maths.

I'm the type of guy who really hates protagonists and loves antagonists for some bizzare reason.

My favourite pages are
(quietly whispers) no, it's NOT!
 * Dutch's Gang
 * Jamie Salmon
 * General Taylor
 * Ivan Petrov
 * Doctor Maxis, lol Maxis, isn't he's name O'Rian or something?
 * And Santa Claus

Some people spoke of FBI as:
Leg: They come dressed cocky as king of diamonds and promising to bringing peace and I don't know what else good to the west,. But excutly they bring nothing but troubles and taxes. John: I agree with you, wolfs in sheep clothes! Nicky: Oh, is life like that isn't it? Edgar: (To John) That ain't true, Marston! Nicky: I've lost my way. Edgar Rose: (To Leg) How dare you!? Leg: But it's true, you bring nothing but troubles and taxes! Rose: So? Leg: So? That ain't nice! It ain't natural! Edgar Rose: Who made you Mother Nature and Mother Superior all in the same time? Who made you, Leg? Same guy as made me! Same guy as made Rj. Rj Peart: Yup, I guess that's true. Edgar Rose: See, Leg? Beside, it's the mayor's fault! John: Ain't it always? Nate: Don't you go blaiming me, guys! Don't you go blaming ME! Blame Luic... I mean Randy-Newman... I mean Lucas,... well folks respect me. Lucas Borlinghathen: Nah, they don't! Nate: Yes the DO! You fat liar! Lucas: Do you know who I am? Nate: Yes, a hobo! Now select me as president! Lucas: In your dreams! I may select Obama or Romney, hmm... Nate: Please select me! Lucas: No! After what you said to me. Edgar: See? That's why I ain't joining the politics. John: You are, being an Agent is some sort of political thing. Edgar: No it's not! John: Yes it is. Edgar: NO! Sammy:... Mwahahahahahahahaha, all of the politics my friends, you are for fools, that's why there are so many around here, the land of morons. Nate, Lucas, Edgar: Curse you! Sammy: It is true... Nate, Lucas, Edgar: (They s**t on his head) Sammy: NO!!! F**K! It stinks! Lucas, Nate, Edgar: Take That! Sammy: (Spits the s**t out) Bleah! Curse you all! John: (Pisses on Sammy) Hahaha. Dumb, f**kin' idiot. (Shao Kahn comes with his big-a*z UFO) Kahn: You will all bow to me! Nyain. (All): No! Kahn: Nyaaaaaiinn! (Distracted by sumthin') WHAT THE F**K IS THAT?!? (UFO explodes). King of Diamonds: I'm your king now! Hahaha! (All): NO! King of Diamonds: MWAHAHAHAHA! Murkoff Dixmor: Ugh! Dixmors! UGH! WTF you have me better at saying? This (Sammy) modafaka lookin' like someone started exercism on it, and didn't finish. Anywho: I heard you was saying my patients' uglier than you (Sammy) is. But on thy real; Ain't nobody who is. It's a Dixmor, and of curse I got alot of money, modapaka, I won at least 80 lottos! And let's not talk about teh Tattaglias Barzinis killed off, they used some big-s knives to chop them face off! 'Cause god damn! Let's be honest, mang. Sam's face so fuaked up that's it's hard to comprehend. But on the wheel, lemme break it down! You thought u was winnin'? Biatch, lemme get thy crown! Don't nopony like you s, is why they turned around. And on the next Outworld terrorist attack. Tattaglias r' gon' BIATCH! Shao: Nyain, Murkoff owned him. Sammy: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Baraka on Raiden suddently: Mom frano, ok... now we're a partner... Check it: Hi Raiden, or should I say Gay-den? I know you got a crush on me, that's why u hatin'. Remember that 1 time I and me, now infrtona all these people tryna diss me? It ok, kart we go ok. Recordered cooper-ey. Look playa, u don't wanna test meh, I can't be your right hand man, cause I took a hard time. Now suddently Adam Bell VS Shao Kahn, begin! Shao: Sigh? U meen when I watch u play with little kids on the playground, and when u took ur mask down, nobody know who u r. Biatch, I'm star! Me and Reiko gonna make Rush Hour 4, u can pind us wher the chicks r chillin', don't bring the Russian dude, guy looks like a Pixar villain! (Continue later)

I am literally on this Wiki ALL the time. I am pretty much a Wiki addict, lel.

This is me infobox.

"You mess with me, you will die! Ok?!"

- Me

"This edit will be your last!"

- Me before blocking someone

Jack Marston: I'm a real killer! Noob: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! No. Jack: U must DIE, Biyatch! Jack: *Shoots*

Me: Cool.



Scot: Aye! Me bottle' O' scrumpyeh!

My Dreams

 * Find a reason to live and stop dying inside.
 * Destroy all cummies and abolish capitalism. (In progress)
 * Stop hating myself.
 * Become rich. (In progress)
 * Get fans for free. (In progress)
 * Be the biggest God ever. (Not even started yet)
 * Be rich more so haters can also bee jealous of me. (In progress)
 * Get many suits and ties, fancy other clothes, and get my black hair colored gold/blond or keep it black. (Not started yet)
 * Get Hitler's youth hairstyle.(Probably in progress)
 * Get me some jewels. (Not started yet)
 * Get to have a cute nerdy-lookin' gurlfriend (it has to be a ginger or have freckles) (like Beatrice (Bully) or Beth (TD), not really, butt steel) and live with her forever. (Not started yet)
 * Control celebrities. (In progress)
 * Bee cuddled and hugged by my dream gurl (Either Beatrice or Beth or Carrie from TD:RR, or some Aryan gal with freckles, not really, butt steel). (Not started)
 * Bully someone so much til' he cries, then laugh at his cries and finish him off with a punch. (Not started yet)
 * Get revenge on cummies and half of my people for wat they did too me. (In progress)
 * Get so rich too buy butlers and over hundred lawyers and agents, probably. (Not started yet)
 * Create a Fascist Union and probably quit all my other goals of becoming a bully because I changed and bully is not a compliment.
 * Get blond hair and blue eyes and prove Aryan's race superiority (no).
 * Delete cummunism from the world.
 * Kill myself.
 * Create a pure minority-free Devilish nation because xistianis are nothing but abomination.

My Hit List (people that will end up working for me):

 * SJW and commie trash.
 * Oppressive Christians.
 * Bronies.
 * Furries.
 * Silly atheists.
 * Furfags again.
 * FNAF fans.Hell_yes!.jpg
 * Islam extremists.
 * Homophobes.
 * Racists.
 * Paedophiles.
 * Peasants.
 * Sex Slaves.
 * Internet trolls (some).
 * Racists again.
 * Rainbow Dash (Crash) fans again.
 * Rainbow Dash.
 * Christians again.
 * Xistianity
 * Discord.
 * Derpy.
 * Scootaloo.
 * Atheists.
 * Judaists.
 * People who don't masturbate in public.
 * Tunisians.
 * Bunch of more of my classmates, people on Google +, random peasants, etc.
 * HUMANITY (number 1 thing I hate the most).
 * People I hate.
 * God (as in me) haters.
 * People who oppose me as their lord and master (basically whole humanity).
 * Immigrants.
 * Muslims.
 * Religious fanatics.
 * Non-cloppers (maybe, it's hard to decide).
 * People who gave same to their Aryan race.
 * Haters of the superior Aryan race.
 * Zionist haters.
 * Palestinians.
 * Humanity.
 * Myself or my inner feelings (thoughts, brains) because they always tell me I'm a piece of useless garbage.
 * Cummunists.
 * Socialists.
 * SJW's.
 * Republicans.
 * Sithy Democrats.
 * Those who oppose most minority rights.
 * Tzar Nikolai II, despite being a righty.
 * Lenin haters, because he was a good lefty.
 * Stalin.
 * Humanity.
 * Monarchy haters.
 * Cuckservatives (sadly, there's a lot of 'em).
 * Ustasas.
 * Neo-Nutzies who think they rule everything.
 * The Great o' Mighty 1's.
 * Slovenia haters
 * Extremist nationalists

Things I like

 * Anything degenerate
 * Mainstream music
 * GOOD music
 * Myself
 * World peace
 * Anything anti-religious
 * People of authority
 * Anyone I can suck up or look up to

My theme song for now.

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"Ur dead!"-Gang's quote

The BTC City, Dorks is a gang that hungs out in Hell's Kitchen.

History
The BTC City gang was found by 7 teenagers in 2014 as Bob Bobby beign the leader, they are evil, and a big bullies, almost as evil as Bowery Boys but not so much. The BTC had 2 rivals; Diablo Nemesis Gang, and God's mobsters. They were in fight with both gangs many times in school. The gang mostly during breaks get in fight with God's mob or Diablo Nemesis and sometimes they get the upper hand, but that's rarey. The gang mostly after school go up to Hell's Kitchen playground for secret meetings and such. Their stronghold was dat playground.

Members

 * Bob Bobby - Leader
 * Mousey - Second in command
 * Stain
 * Carmella - Madam, gurlfriend of Bob
 * Anna - Second female member
 * Bathtub
 * Al

Rivals with Diablo Nemesis Gang
When Bob and Diablo's Boys leader, Henry come to school, they were first best friends, but it soon ended as Gaspar was lying to Henry that Bob was gossiping about him. The next three days at school Bob and Henry were arguing about the gossiping with Bob saying "I didn't do it! You Daiablo sun-of-a-bitch!" and Henry responding "Shut the fuck up!", and Gaspar was laughing as Bob was loosing friend. The fourt day a battle started between Bob and Owen and Henry saw it, he hurry ran and helped Owen, witch made Bob even more angry and he wanted to fight with both of them, but principal come soon and stoped the fight. From that day on, BTC and Diablo Nemesis members where fighting each day.

Rivals with God's mob Gang
After Bob's spy Stain found out it was Gaspar leader of God's mobsters who was ratting them out, Bob decided he would give Gaspar a beating he will never forget. During lunch break in school, Bob was trying to attack Gaspar and beat him up, but he cuden't as Henry of Diablo Nemesis run up and covered Gaspar. After that Bob dicided that Mousey and Stein should mock Gaspar everytime during breaks so he could rest and focus on the rest of the God's mob gang. And Henry of course was insulted and threathen by Bathtub with things like how he will squeeze his cat to death and kill him and kill all of his best fictional characters, however he hurry escaped before Henry could catch him.

Trivia

 * Bob's gang is the second most brutal teenage gang on Wiki, the first one is Bowery Gang.
 * Bobby and his gang had stronghold in Hell's Kitchen.
 * Stain once put face of Matthew Mooses into his balls, and Matthew almost puke.
 * Anna likes to fall in love with her opponets.
 * Mousey also once sit on top of Angus Mooses and Angus could bearly breath.

Gallery


"Long Live the DRAGON KING! Muahahahaha!"-Gang's quote

The Diablo Nemesis Gang is a gang that hangs round' in Little Italy.

History
The gang was found by 8 teenagers in 2014 with some Henry as their leader, they are 1 of the thoughest teenage gangs in New York. Diablo Nemesis had 1 rival: BTC City, Dorks. They first become friends at begining of school but after a month Gaspar was rattin' BTCs out. And soon Henry and BTC leader Bob Bobby had fights in school, however Diablo Nemesis woned most of the times. Bob later send Bathtub to take care of Henry (if he can) and Mousey and Stain to take care of Gaspar. After school, Diablo Nemesis along with God's mobsters run up to Mid Town to Henry's house for some meetings and such. Henry also once saved Owen Waterburn from Bobby. They're also friends with Blue Fist. Their stronghold was Henry's house along with God's mob.

Members

 * Henry - Leader
 * Tony Baloney - second in command
 * Martha - Madam, gurlfriend of Henry
 * Jake
 * Sebastian
 * Mikey Sarge - shy member
 * Larry Berry
 * Rooftop

Rivals with BTC City, Dorks Gang
They were friends at begining but now arch-enemies, they sometimes found themselfs with BTC in park and have brutal fights, mostly Diablo Nemesis win. Also not long ago in April, Mousey broke Larry Berry's arm and he gotta go to hospital, and Bank was very pissed off on Mousey. However that was long time ago.

Trivia

 * Diablo in Spanish means "Devil" but humoresly they're homies with God's mobsters, but in real life Devil and God hate each-other.
 * Henry appears to be somewhat a kid criminal due his outfit.
 * Diablo Nemesis and God's mob had the same hideout, Henry's kuča.
 * BTC also call Henry "Devil's gift".
 * Mikey Sarge rearly joins meetings.
 * Tony's some sorta kid made of pink cream.
 * I don't have Rooftop's pic.

Gallery


"We brough them GOD! But they didn't like him, they say "Fuck u Gawd." Thoes fucking siners!"-Gang's quote

The God's mobsters is a gang that hungs out in Midtown.

History
God's mobsters was found by 7 teenagers in 2014 and have Gaspar as their leader, they are religious and evil similiar to BTC City, Dorks. God's mob has 1 rival: BTC City, Dorks. They first become enemies when Al was insulting and fighting with Owen Waterburn in class, and he won. The God's mobsters soon were fighting with BTCs during breaks and they mostly got the win. Soon Bobby sent Stain and Mousey to deal with Gaspar, while another member of BTC Bathtub was threathing Henry. The gang had stronghold, Henry's house in Little Town, despise being from Mid Town. The gang is very friendly to Diablo Nemesis Gang as they seem to help out each-other much, despise Owen and Henry hate eachother at one point, they still halp each other out. Their stronghold was Henry's house.

Members

 * Gaspar - Leader
 * Owen Waterburn - Second in command
 * Matthew Mooses
 * Angus Mooses
 * Flower puts
 * Zach Riverboat - Treated bad
 * Jerry Boy

Rivals with BTC City, Dorks Gang
The rivaly first begin when bully Al was trying to beat up Owen, Owen was the winner however and soon Stain returned with information that Gaspar lied to Henry that Bob betrayed him. After a while Bob wanted to finish off Gaspar in school but he was protected by Henry, and Bob so send Stain and Mousey to mock Gaspar and Bathtub to scare Henry. The next day Matthew and Angus were going on a bus, but suprisley when they get on they saw Stain and Mousey on bus, Angus escaped to the fron seat, but Matthew was captured and taken to the back-seat by Stain and Mousey, his face was putted in Stain's balls, and Matthew almost puke. Matthew tell that to his gang and Diablo Nemesis and wasen't harresed any longer.

Trivia

 * God's mobsters are so far the only gang that are made only of guys and don't have any gurl in it.
 * They are also the only gang who reward failure.
 * The member Jerry Boy once almost betrayed the team, but he rather didn't, as he knew the consequences: Never-ending insults.
 * This gang also has the longest quote.

Pages I really should add, seriously

 * Garfielf (You think you can keep getting away with your crimes, Graffles? Your time on this plane of existeanc is over.)
 * Marmalook
 * Odie ('Fielf got rid of him. Odyee is gone... 4ever.)
 * Dixmor Dynasty (They kunt butt they cool.)
 * Total Drama: The Billion Bucks Manhunt (Will create it after I'm finnished with TD:TBBMT.)
 * Schwibble Glibber-Kind (Globgloglabgalab is full of Schwibble Glibber-Kind, he is The Yeast of THOTS & Mind!)
 * The Rat King (Tremble and fear, my child! Follow him into the everlasting night! HE IS YOUR FIERCEST FOE, THE TERRYFING IS THE RAT KINK'S EVIL MIGHT!)
 * The Red Lady (MJ)
 * Patrick Granger (A brand new bully and member of Williams' Gang)
 * Williams' Gang (A group of very sadistic and clever bullies led by Colton Williams himself).

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