The Confederacy

"Call us the true and all-Americans! We're rednecks and we're proud of it!"

- Woody on his group

The Confederacy is a WWE stable of southerners who show off their pride and wanted the Confederate States of America aka their ancestors, to win the American Civil War, hence their name. The leader of the group is Woody the Cowboy with Stephen Black following closely in his footsteps. They are two of the most recent groups to be created in the WWE (the other being The Great Dragon) lasting so far only a week and having more loses than wins.

Info
The Confederacy was created by Woody when he watched a very pro-slavery Civil War documentary which supported the Confederate States and brainwashed him completely and as of result, he began to see people of colour as different and less-worth species. Woody was already from Texas and he grew up in a rather "traditional" environment so it was not hard for him to embrace the bad parts of his redneckery. He was quickly joined in the group by the ex-KKK leader, Stephen Black, who sucked his cok off like nothing, he didn't like Olaf Tutchenko's kraut s anyway. They were later able to recruit Luke Gallows, who once had a hillbilly gimmick and a Klansman that goes by the name of Druid, a former servant of The Undertaker, Shinnok, Jason Voorhees and Rocky Gang. The group's overall is 300.

The Confederacy shares a great rivalry with the Red Menace, a communist bunch and the Unified WWE Tag Team Champions. However, due to their lesser experience, the Red Menace can easily just chew the Confederacy up and spit it out.

It is unknown for how long this rather racist stable will last, but let's hope it won't be for a very long time.

Members

 * Woody
 * Stephen Black
 * Luke Gallows
 * Druid

Trivia

 * The Confederacy tried to convince Stone Cold, Jake Roberts and Terry Funk, who are all southerners, to join them in their stable, but all declined.
 * It is known that one of the goals of the stable is the retirement of wrestlers of colour, like Cop Mickey, Shad Gaspard and JTG.
 * Steph Black is quite a brainless fellow, thinking Woody can somehow bring glory and success to the "white race" in the WWE, as neither Olaf Tutchenko nor Joseph Goebbels (both former partners of Black) were able to do so and their overalls outpower Woody's.
 * They probably worship Moonman and take after the Bloodhunts.
 * Ironically, Woody has an American flag on the back of his jeans in one of his outfits, the same flag that his great, great granddaddy rebelled against. What a joker.

Theme song
The Confederacy's theme is basically Jimmy Wang Yang's theme, an Asian southern wrestler that Black and the others might either love or hate.