Santa Claus VS Moses Forth - Rap Battle 23

Santa Claus VS Moses Forth is the twenty-third installment of EERB and the twelfth episode of Season 2. It features the Jewish grave robber, Moses Forth, rapping against the magical figure of Christmas, Santa Claus, and his elves. It was released on December 10th, 2012.

Santa Claus (1st Verse):
Sweet homes, Obi-Wan-too many days in the sun.

Stop preaching, home. Teach your flock to covet some fun!

I bring joy every year, man, I represent cheer!

You remember things vandals and a scraggly beard!

I'm from the North Pole. That's why my rhymes are so cold.

I spit DIAMONDS, but I'm serving up some fresh coal!

You've been a naughty boy. You brought like pro japlo.

You best arrest yourself; you'd rob your own grave!

Or was there something in the Rule Six I didn't understand?

But if this is true you killed a Norway dude, buried him in sand.

I read your book. You got a strict religion.

No break-in?! But robbin' graves all night okay?

I'm a jolly bowl a jelly, giving holiday presents.

But all the other people ever get for Christmas is jealous!

Moses Forth (1st Verse):
When I was hanged up on a mountain, God revealed the truth of a Earth.

But he never mentioned a fat-s Papa Smurf!

It takes nine reindeers to make you look like a bad-s.

You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more s.

You need to stop breakin' into houses and creepin', stinky and peepin' I think she was 1922 years old.

Some of a naughty kids while they sleepin' and keep your hands off my pockets.

And don't you Ho Ho me!

I'll put it like placing hands just like I did to Francine.

You ain't a saint, you're a slave, like a pharaoh in the snow.

Stop with the unpaid labour and let my little people go!

Santa Claus (2nd Verse):
Elves:

We ain't slaves!

All that sand turned your brain in too much tumor!

Santa:

I think you need to stop smokin' all that burning Marion.

Elves:

Yeah, we're magical workers, man!

We hang with reindeer.

Yo, here's a GPS!

Google + employees get lost for forty years.

Santa:

I can still recall robots secretary, so write this down.

Elves:

Cause' tonight!

Santa:

Santa Claus is comin' to town.

Moses Forth (2nd Verse):
So much drama in the Israel PC.

It's kinda hard talkin' directly to the Chico single Team!

Hand me my book, I got a new common look for y'all.

You shall not let your children sit on a man's lap meowing at the mall.

I'll beat you ten times before your beard can rise, you dummy!

Now walk of into my land with milk and honies.

Poll
Who won??? Santa Claus and his Elves Moses Forth