User blog:KGBSpetsnaz/My Superhero Movie (sung by Robin from the Teen Titans Go! Movie)

It would be so awesome.

It would be so cool.

It would be the most incredible superhero movie the world has ever seen!

The screens would light up with real explosions and special effects! Like tons and tons of special effects! (Robin is doing all kinds of action packed stuff)

My super sweet cape would be special effects! (Robin stands tall with his cape spread out) And it would blow your mind!

Because it’s my movie, my movie, my superhero movie. It’s all about me, yeah, it’s all about me. They’ll be lining up to see a movie all about me. No longer a sidekick. No that’s not me. Picture me kicking booty up in 3D! (fights with Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale) I’ll kick some booty in my own movie! (Fearless Leader comes flying through the screen after being punched by Robin)

I’d have the most impressive, cool, and scary, big old meathead adversary!

Ivan Drago: Come at me, bird brain!

But not to worry, I’m the man in charge! (Robin jumps and knocks over Ivan Drago) then stands on top of him.

(Robin is driving the Batmbile with a lot of cash) Yeah, I’d have an alter ego. I’d be a billionaire. (He gets out of his car and makes a hand gesture then lets out his hair) Standing tall with adult sized hands and gorgeous hair!

Because it’s my movie, my movie, my superhero movie. They’ll be lining up to see a movie all about me. (Robin has Jason1980, Jack Thompson, Jim Steyer, Mr. Hill, and Mr. Pearson tied up to stagelights) No longer a sidekick.

Jason1980, Jack Thompson, and Jim Steyer (collectively): Sidekicks are lame!

Now, I’m the superhero putting villains to shame! R-O-B-I-N is the name! (The stagelights spell out Robin’s name) Ooh, and I’d have my own hero music too! It would go bum bum bum bum bum bum bum BOOM! (Robin smashes through a door to a bar. Eric Borlinghathen, Vance Borlinghathen, Ray Boccino, Mikhail Faustin, and Vladimir Papkov all stare at him) It would play every time that I’d enter a room then I’d say my sweet and ominous catchphrase! (Robin holds Vlad Papkov by the shirt) Crack an egg on it! Ca caw!

(Robin is beating up all aforementioned Russian and Italian mobsters who are coming at him then uses a grappling hook out of the place) Its my movie, my movie, my superhero movie. Yeah, it’s all about me! (Robin stands with one foot on a platform)