Percent box: Emilio Barzini

HOW DARE YOU ADDRESS THE DON! YOU ADOLESCENT WORM! I AM French! YOU (yes you, who is reading this) are a buck-tooth nerd with a perm!! You can't sperm! I'd spit at đu hases zan Tina the Llama! Smack your face till your lips swell up like Lafawnduh's! Doodle up some friends, you gangly freakshows! Before I toss you over zee mountain like zee dreams of Uncle Woltz! Yup, Jacky Woltz! And he sure az hell gott-ah big dreams! Đu bastard's about to see how bad a battle can be. After zis, even Will Stracci's sonny Salvatore will be voting for me! Sacrebleu! T’as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d’egouts! I'm going to shove YOUR MOON BOOTS right up your poop shoot! I'll rip you so bad, they'll make a virgin meringue! OH, Will's the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang!