Shelton Benjamin's Road to WrestleMania

(Cop Mickey dropkicks Segway Steve into the chest, but he runs right out of it, giving Steve enough time to prepare himself and K.O. punch Mickey out.)

Tiffany McIntyre: When Segway Steve hits that move, it's pretty academic. (Steve pins the copper.)

John Cone: 1, 2, three!

(Steve gets up and leaves the ring as his theme I Come From Muneh plays.)

JBL: Steve sure is leaving the ring in a hurry.

(Steve gets back into the ring with a hard, plastic chair and beats the living hell out of Mickey with it.)

Todo Grisham: What the-no! NO! There's no reason to do that! Not on Mickey! NOT ON MIKEY! He's too weak! A worthless competitor.

(Steve knocks John Cone out with the chair as well & continues beating on Mickey until Shelton Benjamin runs into the ring.)

Todo: Look! Here comes the Gold Stander, Shelton Benjamin!

(Steve tries to hit Benjamin with the chair but Benny runs pass him and kicks him in the face with his Supper Kick. Steve gets up and Benjamin tries to hit him with the Kick again, but the Segway dodges it like nothing and trips Bens over.)

Tiffany: U don't see Stevie exhibit that kind of speed too often.

(Steve grabs Shelton's legs up and starts punching him in his ballsack. After three punches he goes out to take the ring bell and hits Shelton's leg with it.)

JBL: Where are the officials? This needs to stop.

(Steve continues to break Shelton's leg with the steel bell until doc Smithy runs in and tends to Benjamin, sending Steve away. Smithy also calls some other officials over.)

(The next day, Steve is in the middle of the ring, giving a promo.)

Steve: As a future world and intercontinental champion surplus a successful gambler, I'm used to taking what I want. I want a title shot at The Rock. I want his World Heavyweight Championship in muh hands! But... for some reasin... I can't seem to get it. Instead, I decided to rather focus my wrath on some old timer here who thinks he's better than me: Shelton Benjamin. Shelton Benjamin, good as he was, is not as rich as me! Nor good a gambler as me! His days have been numbered for years now - ever since he lost his first crew. So, tomorrow on SmackDown!, I've decided to do something no one else ever did: I've decided to take out the Gold Stander. Which shall bring us to a momentous occasion: The Shelton Benjamin Retirement Tour. Das our way of blowing out the last candle in an old, dying funeral home. However, in a tribute to the Golden One, I had some boys in the back whip up this little hiccup; (Shelton Benjamin's theme song starts playing and we see a video of him getting beaten the hell up by most folks from the years of 2009 to today.) Das Shelton for ya, but me? I COME FROM MUNEH! I COME FROM CLASS! The ladies love me... FO' ALL OF MAH' CASH! Won't let nobody! SPOIL MY DREAMS! 'CUZ I GOT MONEH! & I can do anything. Now, Shelton's retirement might bring a tear to your eye, but it has to be done. It has, sires, it has! Ya'll should catch the Shelton Retirement Tour while there's still time because soon... I'll make sure you never, ever! See him... again.

(We then see Segway sitting in the interview room on a sofa and on another sofa, none other than the fake Olaf Tutchenko himself.)

Steve: Ladies und gentlemen, as a part of our great, historic Shelton Benjamin Retirement Tour, I've brought quite a special guest to discuss the trials, the trivia's, the triumphs, the fails and the losses of Shelton Benny. He's a man who had fought Shelton many times since he debuted here in this company, he's none other than the one and only true leader of the Third Reich; OLAF TUTCHENKO!

Olaf: Ja!

Steve: Olaf, danke fur joining me tonight.

Olaf: Oh, I wouldn't miss zis for zee world. Zanks for having me.

Steve: You have had many bad experiences with Shelton over the years, or months, or whatever, but tell us what are some of your more memorable ones?

Olaf: Das a great question, Steve. Before stealing zee show and making a great speech at BASH, I putted an exclamation point on zat great show by punching Shelton right in zee family jewels!

Steve: A fine moment.

Olaf: Zen zer was zee time I hit him all around with a sledgehammer then a plastic chair! Making him bleed!

Steve: That hammer deserved a better fate. They say its what you made, but I say it's up to fate.

Olaf: & of course, who could forget what I did to Benjamin at zee Elimination Chamber?

Steve: U knocked the SOB out, they quit the match, he couldn't continue. Had to be taken away on a stretcher.

Olaf: All of zat has been leading up to zis day! Zis day! Zis wonderful day for us und for zee German people! Zee Deutsche Leute! (Olaf shakes his head violently) But zat subhuman Benjamin will pay by drowning in his own blood! HE'LL DROWN IN HIS OWN BLOOD! BLUT! However, you may finish him off, of course. But don't make him waste in a retirement home: Kill him! If zis was zee World War II all over again he'd be dead! Dead by now, suffering in muh gas chambers! TOTT!

Steve: Jesus, calm the frick down, Olaf.

(A couple of mins later, a new guest comes to the Shelton Benjamin Retirement Tour to discuss Ben's retirement with Segway.)

Steve: The Shelton Benjamin Retirement Tour continues! Tonight, my guest is a Latino man who had succeeded in this business despite shady, shoddy teachings and poor mentorship. I give you the Little Jimmy; James Gabriel! James, thx for joining us tonight.

James: It's my pleasure, Steve, I wouldn't have missed this for the world.

Steve: Now, not too many people know this, but Shelton Benjamin was one of the people, other than The Rock, who trained you to compete in the ring.

Gabriel: Phuff! If you call sitting on a throne, complaining, teaching - then yes. Maybe Shelton taught me the ropes a little... a very little, but he never, ever showed me the fine points! He never helped me become my best! Even back when I was running with him and Goldust. For that I had to learn on my own, without guidance.

Steve: Obviously and logically, that was out of fear and jealousy of what you become - what you became!

Gabriel: You are 100% correcto, senor Steve. He saw the immense talent and athleticism that I possess, so he didn't help me reach my full potential. He knows that if he did - it would just come back to haunt him. And that's it. He didn't pay me enuff!

Steve: Terrible, terrible. That's the act of a selfish, arrogant, self-absorbed, disrespectful, disregardful and pathetically self-centred man.

(Shelton runs into the interview room, having heard enough of gossiping about him. He kicks Gabriel in the face, knocking him out of the sofa and into the floor.)

Steve: How dare you, foo'?!

(Steve and Shelton go at it, but Steve wins with some Rowdy Strikes and Shelton ends up all injured on the floor.)