Flaky

"Oogh, bloody hell! This wasn't meant to fahin' happen, no! Ugh! Fah dis!"

- Flaky when some misfortune happens to him

"Flaky" Hughes is a British art dealer, and a drug dealer in Mafia III.

Info
Flaky is a stuck-up, pessimistic, and egoistical British porcupine who wishes to drive a red Diaz Lightning when he is older. He claims that he's royalty, he also claims that he is related to King Morgan I, first monarch of United States of America. His appearance in Mafia III is usually  short but interesting. He is usually seen selling serious cocaine to Montana Gang or selling some statues, replicas and art projects to Haitian Gang, which may be overseen by Don Donovan or Lincoln Clay.

He is very smart, but seems to be somewhat egoistical and boastful in the game. He usually says "Bloody hell, you're awful, wanker." or "Watch where yar' goin', you deuce stain!" when bumped into.

He makes a minor appearance in some of the mission and can also be talked to in free roam, if talked to, Flaky is shown to be quite wealthy, possibly because his ancestor was the King of America, so this wealth probably funds his artistic inventions. He can also be seen on the streets begging and swaying people with his adorableness into giving him their wallets, checkbooks, and credit cards; implying that he is poor and has no home, but it will truly just make him richer. He can also be spotted praising and swearing his allegiance to Shinnok, for example; marking the words "HAIL OUR $AVIOR AND FATHER LORD SHINNOK!" with a spraypaint on the walls of some buildings. This could also mean he is a part of a Satanic cult or possibly the Dixmor Project. According to Giorgi Carezzo, Flaky is a former student of Manuel Santangelo.

Biography
Flaky Hughes was born to a British family London, England, and moved to the United States of America, where he became a fond of art. He soon became the largest art dealer in the state, but was also a drug smuggler for Montana's gang and Haitians. He used coffee grounds, which threw off hot dogs by its scent, to smuggle cocaine bags through shipping that entered Montana's warehouse. He managed to get past the police by becoming one of New Bordeaux's richest citizens, and was known for visiting Carezzo's lavish parties at his penthouse. It was also known that Flaky was Carezzo's main connection to Cuba.

Quotes
"Perhaps I'm being stubborn! Perhaps it's only pride! Perhaps belief within myself forbids belief outside. Perhaps one day I'll see the light, disclaim this evil blight! Armed only with the gospel sword to fight the holy fight! And I will fight! I WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH! Forgive my declination of your loathsome invitation, I shall seek not my salvation at the heart of your domain, I fear not intimidation of your threats of re-probation, nor dread incineration should I worship not your name. I shall never worship YOUR name! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!!!"

- Flaky resisting Raiden's forces

"Oh, well, lemme tell you somethin' 'bout myself; You see, I'm royalty, so you have to obey me. I am also a higher class than you, so make sure you treat me well. Now get out off my face will ya? I'm bloody well busy."

- Flaky

"Dearly beloved brethren, we are gathered here to fade in, in the sight of our redeemer and our saviour Lord Raiden. We will highly support democracy, give all the rights to kill, and forever on unholy path deliver us from evil."

- Flaky's blasphemy on Raiden

"If you wanna buy those drugs, you gotta pay that foken' price, mkay? I ain't bloody changin' it, just pay it! C'mon, you aren't poor, are ya, Danny? Santangelo taught me all about this stuff."

- Flaky when selling drugs to Daniel Burke

Trivia

 * Flaky, despite being a porcupine, is still mistaken by a lot of people to actually be a hedgehog.
 * Flaky is known to visit a special doughnut shop where the donuts are filled with fresh human organs, however, it is unknown where that shop is located at all nor who runs it.