Shang Tsung VS Charlie Trapani - Rap Battle 30

Shang Tsung VS Charlie Trapani is the thirtieth instalment of EERB and the second episode of season 3. It features the ruthless sorcerer, Shang Tsung, rapping against the France's most notorious mobster, Charles Trapani. It was released on October 21st, 2013.

Shang (1st Verse):
I yap-yap with a six pistols and a dagger.

Walk under the black flag with a scallywag swagger!

Ain't no pirate over my shoulder and no rings in my ear.

I'm an irate sorcerer; real swashbuckling buccaneer!

Beef with me, please? I'm the high seas Caesar!

My cold heart is many degrees beneath the deep freezer!

You're an obese, greasy sleaze squeezing the diseased peter,

No one never asked you yet you replied with a fifty foot tweezer!

Don't start a war with me; you're not hardcore!

I'll pimp-slap those face scars of yours: port and starboard!

You spent time in France, I'm sure you were fine.

If you dropped the soap as little as you drop dope rhymes!

Trapani (1st verse)
I'm a busy man, Captain Crunch. I'll make this quick.

I'm ruining wizards faster than Johnny Cage did.

I might have been killed in action, yeah. Well, you're a huge dick!

With a scurvy ridden ship filled with bilge-rat pricks!

I run an intricate criminal syndicate, so show respect,

Or get that tongue ripped out your neck and shoved straight up your poop deck!

Slapping back bitsch-ass teaches back since I was fourteen.

You ain't a tough guy. My lil' bro dress up like you for Halloween!

I'll use that fuse in your ship to light up you and your buddies,

Then burn said sailboat down and collect the insurance money!

Then maybe they find your bloated body dead and washed up on the beach.

This is Charles rappin' and I'm cappin' this Cap'n! Capisce?

Shang
Arrg! The Five Mob War massacre brought you condemnation,

But I'm gonna sink you faster than your income tax evasion!

When I toss ya overboard like a mob abomination,

So prepare to learn the Davy Jones' locker combination!

Forty cannons on the Queen Anne, your gang can't stop me!

I'll pilfer all your rum and sell it back at a profit!

'Cause I'm a magician legend with a bad-s name!

You're a fat thug with an STD rated play!

Trapani
C'mon, they chopped your head off and might as well hang it from a rope.

The only legend you left was your prohibition on soap!

That rat nest's beard's trapped so many crumbs,

This bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for month!

I'm an emcee assassin, slash like Noob Sailbot!

Raps so hard, call me Al... dente.

Take your little sloop, John B, and go home!

Tell South Outworld: "Shang Tsung got Capwned!"

Poll
Who won??? Shang Tsung Charlie Trapani