Quotes

This is a page full of funny/serius/crazy quotes from some characters, ok, here are the quotes man:

"We will write history, after we take over Moscow."

- General Taylor

"Lousy doublecrossing snakes!"

- Phillip Cuneo

"Major Soap."

- Jamie Salmon

"Mister Sausage? (Sausage: Yes? Speak to me.) We did it, Tony Montana is gonne, there's nothin' there, the policia has taken' over the mansion. But there is nothin' there, nothing there to come back to, it's in fire, it's destroyed. His empire is destroyed."

- Ricardo to Sausage

"Can't change, John!"

- Dutch van der Linde

"Ah, I'm sorry mate."

- Rolf Lumbers

"Hello? Who's this? (Tony Montana: Oh, hello Gaspar, you sound much fatter on the phone, you know?) Holy s**t! Montana! Where is Ricardo? (Tony: Oh you're fat f**king f**k? Don't worry, I have taken care of him) Hey, Montana! (Tony puts the phone down, turns it off)F**k!"

- Gaspar Gomez and Tony Montana

"The last one you fight was Tarkatan. He was born with aids."

- Raiden to Johnny Cage

"Aids? Is that why he is so ugly?"

- Johnny Cage

"Mileena is sooo beutiful, one day I will make her my woman!"

- Tarkatan

"Leave me alone!"

- Reptile

"Its a shame I have to kill you Marco. You are a real pillar of the communtity."

- Charlie Trapani to Marco Cuneo

"Holy S**t!"

- Edgart Scout

"What a sick f**k eats a pancakes for dinner?"

- Mobster

"Yeah! Run, you f*ckin' maricons! Die! Die! Ha, I'm Tony f*cking Montana!"

- Tony Montana

"Babality."

- Scorpion

"Don't worry, brother, I got protection everywhere."

- Javier Escuella

"No! You suck! (Laughs)"

- Shao Kahn

"The Corleones ain't worth my spit!"

- Victor Barzini

"You're regret this!"

- Victor Barzini

"Sorry Johnny. It's just business. Give it to him."

- Emilio Barzini

"Leave me alone, please!"

- Emilio Brunetti

"I'm Major John "Soap" MacTavish"

- Major MacTavish

"Oh its always nice to see you, John."

- Dutch van der Linde

"Go to hell! You pahetic fool!"

- Javier Escuella

"Yeah!"

- Smoke

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha I'm going to annoy you all! (Annoying laugh)"

- Noob to everyone on server!

"You shall not escape!"

- Smoke

"Fear me! For I am a demon"

- Ashrah

"Fear me!"

- Bi-Han as Noob Sailbot

"SUCK IT!"

- Ermac

"You're gonna die! Slow... And painful."

- Smoke

"Come on, Sonny Jim don't be scared, I got the Black Market soldiers who are protecting this joint everywhere."

- Charles Urbano to Harrison Baker Jr. trying to relax him

"Hey f*ck you man!"

- Tone Montana

"You wanna play rabbit? Oaky!"

- Tone Montana

"This is my world George!"

- Tone Montana

"Cheating Mr. Ricketts."

- Lucky Muller

"People don't forget, nothing gets forgiven."

- John Marston

"F*cking WASP whores!"

- Tone Montana

"May thunder take you."

- Raiden

"Ya know what capitalism is? To get f*cked chico."

- Tone Montana

"Holy shit! Montana!? How the f*ck did you get here? (Tone Montana: How many babies have you eated today Gaspar, huh?) Babies? What the f*ck you talkin' about? You got no respect for this buisness."

- Tone Montana and Gaspar

"H-e-e-e y, lo-olk Tony baybe, you, yo-y-ou gotta think a little you don't think so much ya know? (Tone: F*ck U George you f*cking worm!) Put the f*ckin' gun down, what are, are you on drugs? Well yeah I guess."

- Tone Montana and George Sheffield

"The Corleones? Hah, are history."

- Rico Tattaglia

"That's what I wanna know too, who really is this puppet master?"

- Rico Tattaglia

"Champion? Ha, ha, ha year right."

- Raiden

"Save you're strength poor soul."

- Paul Barrel

"What's this? Fresh Moloch wants me to do hi-... Wait maybe he has some meat, I better speak with him!"

- Drahim

"You lose!"

- Shinnok

"Hey I don't need that shit in my life oaky?"

- Tone Montana

"Whats yo name friend? (John: John, John Marston) Stroke of luck you came along fella I thought I will be drunk for the last second back there Lol."

- Scot

"Sheffiled is a pussy thats why he's a lawyer."

- Tone Montana

"What's happend to you're face pal? (Tone: You're wife's pussy."

- Tone Montana to Sunny

"I got myself this kinda new combot-cell phone I think the Russians made it. Thoes communits are probably listening to us right now, but I don't give a f**k."

- Tone Montana

"Here take this. (Gives coins)"

- Meat

"Run home mamma! I'm gonna sqash you like bug! Killing you is my new part-time job now! (Momma shows a gun) Ah momma!!!"

- Fat Man

"(DD, Eddy, and Ed Hutton are driving down the road when they crash into tree) Eddy, DD, Ed: Aaahhiii, uuuhhhh, aaaaa!!!! (Cevin: Aaaaa!) (Rolf: Uaahhhh, uaaaahh!!!)"

- Eds, Rolf and Cevin Flynn

"I'd wish I'd have four stomachs."

- Goro

"I am Reptile, and I don't answer you, FIGHT!"

- Reptile

"(Burps) Pardon me."

- Moloch

"We go all the way back, Mortal Kombat 2 babbi, babbuley, you remember all that s**t!"

- Raiden

"I am Baraka leader of de Tarkatans."

- Baraka

"Go to Outworld and discover why the Tarkata were being send to Earth."

- Wen the Older

"My flesh will find you're heart."

- Baraka

"I spy with my eye someone who must die!"

- Mileena

"Through the portal!"

- Reptile

"I know you, you are a Lin Kuei are you not?"

- Smoke

"Now fight!"

- Bi-Han

"Mah name is Finlay and I love to f**k!"

- Finlay

"Never! Getting involved with the Corleones is a death warrant!"

- Tito Morelli

"Oh f**k u, talk 'bout my mamma. I love mah momma. She's a great woman."

- Tone Montana

"Jesus, it's Tony Montana!"

- Buisnessman

"Find Reiko tell him I am not pleased nyain, nyain."

- Shao Kahn

"Yo Baraka, you are one ugly ass of motherf**ker why don't you get some plastic surgery?"

- Liu Kang

"Ho, ho wassup fellas? (Baraka: Yo, what up Jax?) (Raiden: It's not enough, for f**k's sake whats up?)"

- Jax, Baraka, and Raiden

"You are NOTHING! Nyain, nyaing"

- Shao Kahn

"Now my only goal is: To rape the sorcerer who blinded me alive!"

- Kenshi

"Ha!"

- Dariuss

"What's this? You want's me to read this latter Smoke sended me from Outworld?"

- Sub-Zero

"Kick him!"

- Shang Tsung

"Yo Baraka, you're my right hand man! Never hag a girl you use you're right hand man!"

- Raiden

"Yo Baraka, you're uglier than Flocka! After I whop your ass you're be runnin' to you momma!"

- Jax

"I ain't gonna deal with the people like YOU!"

- Osvaldo Altobello

"I ain't gonna be pushed around leave!"

- Osvaldo Altobello

"Ya where you got bullets? I take your all f**kin' bullets!!!"

- Tone Montana

"Say hello to my little f**k!"

- Tony Montana

"Die, Montana!"

- Edgart Scout

"I'm Major Soap!"

- John MacTavish

"Massimo, kill that cocksucker!"

- Bruno Tattaglia

"Goodbye Josh..."

- Roger Pullman

"No! Don't kill me!"

- Elliot-Davy Crockett

"That was good. Now listen to this 1,2,3,4 uppercut to your jaw!"

- Shao Kahn

"Nyain, nyain."

- Shao Kahn

"F**k you ugly nyain."

- Shao Kahn

"Sub-Sero betrayed us!"

- Sonya Blade

"Yo what the f**k is yo ugly ass doin' here? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"

- Liu Kang

"Guys, guys relax! (Spits) for our steak! (Spits) they got some super great deals! (Spits) on Soda (Spits), pizza (Spits), soup (Spits), gummies (Spits), cheesburgers (Spits), And cheesesteaks! (Spits) (Raiden: Man, shut you spittin' ass up!)"

- Kabal and Raiden

"I never really was on their side. Lies! Hahaha!"

- Salvatore Stracci

"Sorry pal. (Burns the soldier to death)"

- Adam Bell

"You look strong. You should join Shao Kahn's militia."

- Shao Kahn's soldier

"Sausage! That prick gotta die! If bringin' a war to 'im, everyone who tries to work with 'im, f**k 'em all in their f**kin' asses!"

- Tony Montana

"Fak off me, Lou!"

- Carmine Stracci

"Now get your royal ass up, and get the F*CK OFF MY RICHASS COMPOUND!"

- Vito Corleone telling Emilio Barzini to leave his mansion

"I'm comrade Olaf Tutchenko."

- Adolf Ackermann showing his true Nazism nature

"The people you wanted me to kill? Or the people I felt should go?"

- Leo Kasper asking Dr. Whyte

"We don't got all day, get out there AND START KILLING!!!"

- James Stalker to James Earl Cash

"Will there be no peace between us, white trash!?"

- Chief Mangan to an white attacker

"Muere, puto!"

- Javier Escuella while fighting with Reys's Rebels