Man on fire exit signs

Ah, so you want to hear the unclear origins of the Man on fire exit signs. Are you seriously doing this? I give you points for creativity, but still, why would anyone care? Ugh! If you really and I mean REALLY wanna know just keep reading.

History
The man that you see on fire exit signs is known for being a very cowardly person. Ya know, always running, even when there is no emergency. He was born as a stick figure with no face, thus making it a mystery how the dude can even eat, see, hear, or talk, but it's unknown if he really does any of those things or not. His parents never liked him so they gave him a stupid name like Man on fire exit signs. His parents were also prime customers of Russian mobsters. After they were both put in rehab. Once they were out of rehab, they quit doing drugs. In addition to that, they also quit with the gun running and money laundering deals too as their rehab worker told them to "stay out of trouble". That made the Russian mobsters pissed so they burned down their house (just like they'd later on do with Niko Bellic and his cousin, Roman). The Man ran and made it out before his parents. His life was never the same.

Life after the fire
He went crazy. Once the Russian mobsters found him, he did the only thing he even knew how to do, running away! Eventually, he asked the fire and police departments alike for help. In order to protect him from any mobsters in general catching him, they stuck him omg a fire exit sign. Now, he just runs from fire exit sign to fire exit sign, hoping the next one will eventually be his new home.