Steve Jobs VS Bill Gates - Rap Battle 17

 Steve Jobs VS Bill Gates is the seventeenth installment of EERB and the sixth episode of Season 2. It features the late co-founder and two-time CEO of Apple Inc., Steve Jobs, rapping against Microsoft Chairman, Bill Gates. It was released on June 14th, 2012.

Steve Jobs (1st Verse):
Let me step right in, I got things to invent!

I'm an inovater, baby, changed the world!

Fortune 500 you kissed the girl!

I'm a pimp, you're a nerd, you're slick, you're cheesy!

Beating you as Apple II easy!

I make the products that the artist chooses.

And the guilt that Melinda uses!

I need to bring up some basic sith!

Why you name your company after your DIK!?

Bill Gates (1st Verse):
You blow, Jobs! You arrogant prik!

With your second-hand jeans and a turtleneck!

I'll rip a hole in the middle of your bony head.

With your own little spinning beach ball of death!

Hippie!

You got given up that birth!

I give away your net worth to AIDS research!

Combine all your little toys and I still crush that!

iPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack!

Steve Jobs (2nd Verse):
A man uses the machines you build to sit down and pay his taxes.

A man uses the machines I build to sit down and pay his taxes.

Bill Gates (2nd Verse):
Well, But Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do!

Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?!

Steve Jobs (3rd Verse):
Ooh!

Everybody knows Windows bit off Windows!

Bill Gates (3rd Verse):
I tripled the profits on a PC!

Steve Jobs (4th Verse):
All the people with the power to create use a Windows!

Bill Gates (4th Verse):
And people with jobs use PC!

Steve Jobs (5th Verse):
You know, I bet they made this beat on an Apple.

Bill Gates (5th Verse):
Nope, FruityLoops, PC!

Steve Jobs (6th Verse):
You will never ever catch a virus on an Apples!

Bill Gates (6th Verse):
But you can still afford a doctor if you buy a PC.

Steve Jobs (7th Verse):
Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few.

Cause I got a PC, but it wasn't from you.

Bill Gates (7th Verse):
DIE THEN!

(Steve dies by orders of Bill)

Fine! You wanna be like that?! DIE THEN!

The whole world loved you, but you were my friend!

I'm alone now with nothing but power and time!

And no one on Earth who can challenge my mind!

I'm a boss! I own DOS! Your future is MY design!

I'm a GOD! Own Xbox! Now there's no-one to stop me, the world is MIIIIIIIIINE!

Poll
Who won? Steve Jobs Bill Gates