New Rodrick

The New Rodrick is a tall ugly skinny guy that looks a lot like Lord Farquaad, Edna Mode, and white Michael Jackson. He would much rather sleep over doing anything else. Fitting with his love for music, Rodrick is the lead drummer of a group called Löded Diper, a metal band. Its lead singer is a man whom Rodrick's parents are afraid he will become: Bill Walter, a 35 year old high school drop out who is unemployed and still lives with his parents. Rodrick is extremely lazy when it comes to school. Greg believes Rodrick is lazy and unintelligent in all other areas, though there are clues that show otherwise. Rodrick clearly isn't the smartest of his family, since he hardly makes an effort at school and constantly asks his parents to do his work for him. Although Rodrick is portrayed in this manner, he is actually quite intelligent in manipulating other people.

Rodrick is said by Greg to be a terrible speller (though he spelled everything right besides band names on his activity page in the Do-It-Yourself Book). Someone just needs to send this Rodrick off to Never Never Land along with Rainbow Dash, and Justin Bieber.