User blog:Damon Redwood/About Me (in a song, if you will)

(I hope this won't be found offensive by anyone, it isn't my intention. This is how I feel about myself, anyway.)

I'm kind of feeling I'm not how I seem...

A little less Caucasian, but I don't need no discounts to purchase.

I don't know for how many more decades I'll stay single,

But if I do find a partner;

Please be a blond or brunette girl and please be an atheist...

Just thought I'd be good for you's to be informed,

Just thought I'd be fun to know.

Every news that I hear make me eat some truth...

(Just thought I'd be fun to know... Just thought I'd be fun to know...)

I'M A ZIONIST SCUM!

So much for the scare!

That explains my views

And is making me aware!

By admitting this!

All I want to do:

IS DESTROY THE REICH! (As in the fascist movements that are rising up in Europe even today)

AND SPREAD SOME NEWS!

Can't you see that you're bothering me???

Complaining too loudly,

Confused why I hate Trump's control... (Control as in his presidency)

But all those loans that you thought you could take...

Are creeping behind, right back up on you! (I was once a loan-shark for some folks on my ex-school and lot of them have yet to return my money)

Just thought I'd be fun to loan, just thought I'd be fun to loan!

Every euro I make is hard-earned unlike what you do!

And every second awake is to PROTEST TOO!

I'm a ZIONIST SCUM! I don't want to share!

Wish I could control some banks, and be everywhere!

I'm becoming rich!

All I want to do:

IS MAKE MORE MONEY THAN THE REST OF YOU!

AND I KNOW I MAY END UP BAILING TOO!

But I know... YOU can't deceive like ME!

You have too good and weak heart in YOU!

I'm the SOCIALIST SCUM!

So much for the scare!

Wish I had some redder clothes,

Or some stylist hair!

By admitting this!

All I want to do:

IS DESTROY THE CHURCH!

AND SPREAD SOME FACTUAL NEWS!

I'M THE ZIONIST SCUM!

Such unironic views...

(I'm not paying, I want it for free)

I'M THE LEFTIST SCUM!

I DON'T WANT TO SHARE!

(I'm not paying, I want sith for free...)