Elvis Smoth VS Victor Barzini - Rap Battle 18

Elvis Smoth VS Victor Barzini is the eighteenth installment of EERB and the seventh episode of Season 2. It features an useful lawyer and adopted Cuneo mobster, Elvis Smoth, rapping against the underboss of Barzini mafia and an important asset of the family, Victor Barzini. It was released on October 1st, 2012.

Victor Barzini (1st Verse):
Wow!

What's wrong with your face, baby? Yikes!

With does teeth when you're through, there'll be no dust left to bite!

Christ! Newsflash kid: this is show business!

Show some class when you're dressed, shave that bush off yo' lips!

Boo! You like the band named Queen, huh? Ain't that sweet?

You dance like a pope on a bicycle race with no seat!

That's what's wrong with you people, you'll do anything to get famous!

You changed your name to Elvis Smoth. You should've been Luciano Fabbri!

Elvis Smoth (1st Verse):
You think I haven't heard those things befo'?

You're just a homo who's too scared to go to wo'!

You like the song "My Way" but someone else wrote it!

You're the least counted rat in your whole pack of rodents!

You've got 4 notes in your whole range, you can't act and you can't dance!

I'm more powerful than you when I'm wearing women's pants.

Why do you stand there in a suit? It's like you're tryin' to bore me!

When I rock the UK, South America gets Onis!

Because my songs have balls, they're the anthems of victory!

Your music is like the soundtrack to a vasectomy!

You're in the pocket of the mafia, and everybody knows!

Guinea Dago!

Victor: Guinea Dago?

Guinea Dago, Figaro!

Victor Barzini (2nd Verse):
Easy, Jaws o' Life, I can't stand a racist!

I love the colords and the queers, just ask Winston Handyman.

Look, we all wannah swing, baby, but you took it too far.

You play Italian roulette, and you lost the draw!

Elvis Smoth (2nd Verse):
I took one for both teams from a disease no one knew existed!

I didn't leave a mak' on history, I French-kissed it!

I'm the champion of the world! Extinguished in this prime!

So kiss my s, Victor (s!), you'll have to wait in line!

Victor: No.

Poll
Who won?! Edwin Smoth Victor Barzini