Percent box: Justin Bieber

Haha, look what the cat dragged back from the cat! Man, it looks like Chewbacca wiped his beard on you's heads! I'm the next Jack White. Here's some aspirin; BB fever tonight! 'Cause your voice is incredible and my music is terrible. Who even listens to BB any-waaaay? Even Elise wants to do me, and now that you're right next to me - do me. No? I got Michael Jackson in my bed backstage. When's the last time your music got laid? I've got a concert in five, so I guess there's not much time left, hehe. What else can I say? My own music got me laid!