Dr. Red Comb

"Leave the rapping, cleaning and cooking to me, stick to your pathetic Chinese checkers and science! I'd take your golden egg from your nest, but that'd be impossible, you smoke so much that all that smoke would literally give me lung cancer or a miner's disease and I would surly die, like Arthur Morgan, you murdering bird!"

- Mira May to Doctor Comb

Dr. Red Comb is a non-playable animal that appear in The Sims 2, the Pets version and The Sims 3. She can be bought for 5,000 bucks under the "Skills" category.

Info
Dr. Red Comb was once an associate of a scientist named Professor Feather in the 1980's. Comb somehow got high and walked all the way from her farm to the backyard of Feather's house when she was just a teen. Despite initial mistrust thanks to Red Coomb using drugs, Comb was trusted enough to be allowed to stay at Feather's house for sometime in order to keep him some company. Initially funny as all hell, Feather was pleasantly surprised to see that Red Comb had a big brain and was pretty good at draughts, Chinese or otherwise.

Feather then personally crafted Comb a self-styled draughts table, with the white playing pieces having Red Comb's own face on and it came along with an egg nest for Coomb to sit on. He called that brilliant invention 'Professor Feather's Chicken Checkers'.

He also later gave the title of a Doctor to Comb before Comb went off to The University of Sydney.

Personality and traits
Dr. Red Comb is quite a genius, but also sarcastic, snarky, cold and arrogant, but one would guess she deserves this kind of egoism thanks to her checker and chess playing skills. Since her brain is a lot bigger than your average chicken, who has very little of a brain at all, this makes her uncannily intelligent and she even has the freaking ability to smoke weed, bong, vape, cigars or pretty much anything she could fit into her beak. She is also shown to take good care of the eggs beneath her.

A master chess player, Dr. Clucked White Chick can beat any opponent in less than a minute in pretty much any board game, however, she isn't that good at rapping due to her lack of the ability to speak nor is she good at doing anything else involving the kitchen.

Trivia

 * Thanks to her large IQ and some human qualities, Prof. Feather's chicken has a much longer lifespan than other chickens.
 * Her name is based off her hair/comb.
 * Despite being a chicken, she is a much lesser chicken (as in coward) as Chicken.