Jabba the Hutt



"This bounty hunter, Greedo, is my kind of scum! Fearless, smug but inventive! He will complete my tasks without objections nor question. He does as he's paid."

- Jabba praising Greedo

Jabba Desilijic Tiure (better known as only Jabba the Hutt) is a Hutt gangster and crime lord on Outworld, more commonly Tatooine. He is the leader of the Hutt family and operates his criminal empire from his great palace. Jabba is a major figure on East Outworld, where he controls the bulk of all kinds of species trafficking and illegal goods, along with piracy and gambling that generated most of the region and planet's wealth. He is also highly influential in the entire Multiverse Federation as one of it's most powerful crime lords.

Biography
Jabba the Hutt is a Hutt who hails from Sota. He is son of Zero the Hutt, who was known as a vicious gangster and gambler in the employ of Sota's government. When Jabba was around 122 years old, he moved to Outworld to create his own criminal empire.

Some years and months later, he became the reigning crime lord in Outworld, owning several criminal enterprises which included smuggling, bribery, slave trading, assassination, piracy and illegal gambling. He was the "Don" (as Italians would say) of his own criminal empire, while he was also seen in good grace by the Outworld's Emperor, Shao Kahn, who was appreciative of Jabba for making the Outworld's economy blast through the roof. Jabba based most of his illicit operations out of his palace in the land of Tatooine, from where he also spread his operations and influence across the East Outworld by employing a network of smugglers and bounty hunters, with Greedo and Bossk being his two favourite bounty hunters of choice. Gambling was a prominent feature in Gand, Outworld's capital, where Jabba built grandstands from which he could control the gambling, concessions and have an invite to parties on Shao Kahn's birthday. Thanks to these gambling connections, Jabba was also able to make an alliance with Ma tako ko Jama and his gambling bunch. Before his death Jabba was also known to be a big fan of Shang Tsung's sorcery and often wondered how such unnatural abilities are possible. To those who respect him and his authority, he shows mercy and lets them even join his criminal empire, but to those who despise him, Jabba shows no mercy and has them immediately thrown into a Sarlaac, feed to his pet Rancour or flayed alive and then raped.

Shortly after the start of the Outworld civil war between Mileena and the Emperor Kotal Kahn, Jabba rotted for Mileena to win, as she would let his crimes go unseen due to the connections he had with her father despite most of his men showing their support to Kotal Kahn due to Mileena's mistreatment of them. However, unfortunately for Jabba, Kotal got the upper-hand and won the war, but to his surprise, he allowed most of Jabba's crimes to go unpunished as long as Jabba pledged his and his mob's allegiance to him and gave him a piece of the action along with hiring bounty hunters for him to get rid of any usurpers. Jabba accepted the Rodian Emperor's proposal without a second thought. He eventually started hiring Red Harlow, a human, to do Kotal's bidding for sometime, before Red officially became a part of Kotal's inner circle.

Around 2016, Jabba loaned some money to a human named Han Solo, who was a captain of a ship and a drunkard, but weeks after Solo was late on returning the money to Jabba, Hutt send his most loyal bounty hunter Greedo after him to get him the money the cap'n owns him or maybe take his ship in case Han didn't have the money. Han then personally came to see Jabba, where the snail boi first asked him why he injured Greedo. Han ignores the question like nothing, only for the Hutt to demand that Solo pays him even some extra money for Greed's medical bill and gives Han a week to do so. Solo agrees, but not before Jab makes it clear that if Han failed to return him the money again, he would put such a high price on Han's head, that he wouldn't be able to go anywhere without an army of bounty hunters breathing down his humanistic neck. After the conversation Han accidentally steps on Jabba's tail, making Hutty add fourteen rare golden coins to Han's debt. After Solo leaves, Jabba is seen telling Bossk to "take care of some business", while he has a meeting with Shang Tsung.

A week has gone by and Han still hasn't returned the money he owed to Jabba while Greedo was still recovering in the hospital. Han is then delivered to Jabba's palace by Bossk, froze in human carbonise, and placed on a display in the Don's throne room. C-3PO, R2-D2, a princess named Leia and some werewolf creature Chewbacca infiltrate Jabba's palace to save Han, but fail miserably. Chewy is killed by Jabba's hired militia, the robots are shut down and put on a display in his bedroom, while Leia herself is sexually enslaved by the Hutt, and is forced to wear a golden bikini along with being chained to Jabba and sit on his tail while he pushes a Hand Dildo into her mouth and smokes pot. A few days afterwards, Jabba becomes bored of Leia and her constant resistance and has her feed to the Sarlaac.

Since 2018, Jabba has a son named Ratto, him being a Hutt-Outworlder hybrid due to Jabba marrying an Outworlder named Gloria. Jabba met Gloria a few days after he had Leia killed.

Quotes
"Han Solo? A sex slave? Do not kid yourself. My taste for uglies like him do not exist. I would hate to imagine him as my fancy dancer. Please, my Rodian friend, do not make me picture Solo in a dancing costume! I cannot stand that human piece of trash! Not that I have anything against humans, tho, I'm not racist."

- Jabba when Greedo makes a suggestion to make Solo a sex slave

"I want to have that werewolf creature killed! But bring the robots and the girl to me! They might prove useful."

- Jabba barking orders to his militia

"The sorcerer Shang Tsung! Please, tell me the secrets of your powers!"

- Jabba pleading Tsung to know his magical abilities

"I know you won't disappoint, Bossk. You may not be Greedo, but you're one of a kind of the Saurian race. Whatever it is left of it anyway, no 'fence, of course."

- Jabba speaking to Bossk

"Ah, yes! Gambling is a fun activity of course, no doubt! Your highness, this great decision will benefit your planet without a doubt, greatly. From the stories I have heard about your world's former emperor, it is 100% assured that you are a real gem to this planet and it's people. No one in the entire Multiverse Federation can be compared to you and your endless river of superior ideas! And believe me, my Emperor, to torture someone with flaying is the utmost pleasure, know what I'm saying?"

- Jabba speaking to Shao Kahn regarding gambling, his ideas and torture methods

"You weak-minded fool! You are not allowed to speak out of your turn! Do not forget that, Bibby!"

- Jabba berating Bib Fortuna, his right-hand

"I am super rich. Usually we gangsters expect ourselves to make a living with our crime going unseen through bribery, but Emperor Shao Kahn is something else! He is a true leader."

- Jabba

"Solo, you bastard! Why did you fry up poor Greedo!? AND WHERE IS MUH MONEH!??"

- Jabba when facing Solo

"I shall reward each of you greatly. One of you shall become my new majordomo, my right-hand-man, my underboss to assist me and to run my palace while I'm away. The other... hehehehe... well, the other shall have an even greater reward, one that I and history will both remember. Bib... you have received the most worthy honour of being my right-hand-man! As for you, Kervick... You shall be my latest victim I will feed to my rancour! I will watch your struggles and suffering and remember that for all the time! Also, to be honest, I have never seen you as nothing more than my pawn and I consider you a big skadouchebag!"

- Jabba rewarding Fortuna while Kervick gets some suffering

"Red Harlow... you are number three of my most loyal and worthy bounty hunters! Your services to this planet will always be remembered throughout this world's long and never-ending history."

- Jabba praising Harlow

Personality and traits
"If I told you half the things I myself know about Jabba the Hutt, you'd know he is not a Hutt to be messed with."

- Kotal Kahn about Jabba

Jabba's personality is very vile and sadistic, as expected from the Hutt's bloodthirsty nature. Jabba is shown to be an extremely cruel, brutal, gluttonous and lustful individual, and he enjoys the suffering of those who oppose him more than anything else, feeding them to his pet rancour, the Sarlaac, or skinning them alive and raping them with his own hand Dildo while licking their flesh.

Jabba had a perverted desire towards humanoid females before meeting Gloria. The Greasy Snail Master often kept female rebels as his slave girls, forcing them to dress revealingly and dance provocatively for his amusement while he smoked weed and touched them on their private places. If one of his slave girls rebels against him, he has them killed by his pet rancour, raped to death with tons of his ginormous cum or simply gives them over as a "trophy" to his bounty hunters. He is also known for making his slaves sit on his tail as that turns him on the most. However, these fetishes have been entirely erased ever since he actually found someone he loves not just because of his lustful ways. Jabba is indeed a real deal sex appeal and also identifies as a bisexual, but more times as a pansexual.

Jabba was also known to have a slightly misanthropic viewpoints, but claimed he was no such thing as one and quickly dried these claims off.

Jabba is very intelligent and manipulative as he has to be for a galactic mobster living on Outworld, and his manipulative traits are what has kept him the position of being the most brutal and wealthiest mobster on the entire East Outworld (or possibly even the entire Outworld, if not the whole Multiverse Federation).

Jabba was also known to be a big suck-up to the Emperor Shao Kahn, but is not such a s-kisser to his half-brother, Kotal Kahn.

However, this Hutt is also rather cowardly and pusillanimous, as he prefers using his hired bounty hunters and monsters alike to do his bidding. To be fair, similar to Lord Farquaad, he is large and slow and probably hasn't have any psychical strength to really fight anyone despite his giant appearance. However, Jabba can perfectly fistfight a person his stature or even smaller stature if his arms are strong enough to lift his opponent.

His insult of choice is a skadouchebag.

Trivia

 * Despite being of the same species, Jabba's head and torso look quite different than the one of the Globgloglabgalab. What makes it more confusing is that the Hutts were never known to have more than one distinction of their race. It could be that they look so different due to the Globgloglabgalab being born on Duro instead of Sota, Hutts' supposedly native planet but it is unlikely.
 * Jabba once visited the planet of Orinion for a few years before heading back to his empire on Outworld. He described Orinion as being very similar to Outworld but said that it's ruler, Azazel is a lot more brutal than Shao Kahn and that it was practically impossible for him to start any businesses there.
 * Bib Fortuna was known to be in charge of Jabba's empire while he was absent, logically.
 * Jabba claims his favourite junk food is chips while his fav meal is mac and cheese. He also loves to smoke all types of weed and cigars.
 * The Hutt's diet also includes eating large worm-like creatures.
 * Carmine Varrotto ranked Jabba the Hutt as one of the most interesting villains he had ever heard about.
 * Jabba's nickname leech and snail boi are based mostly on his appearance.
 * If Jabba were a human, he would probably be called Harry the Human or Percy the Person.

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