Shujinko VS Theodore Roosevelt - Rap Battle 24

Shujinko VS Theodore Roosevelt is the twenty-fourth installment of EERB and the fourteenth episode of Season 2. It features the fake Champion of the Elder Gods, Shujinko, rapping against the 26th president of USA, Theodore Roosevelt. It was released on February 25th, 2013.

Shujinko (1st Verse):
You want to battle with dis? Who's the betta capitalist?

I fought the alien's system, but you still cannot touch this!

Slumdog skillionare, first name Messiah.

Raps so hot, I spit yoga faja!

Everything you preach, I said it first!

You should jok on these thoughts, plagiarize my whole verse!

Leave the doors on the thought like the real Teddy Roosevelt.

I'm not thinking you shall over come this challenge!

Roosevelt (1st Verse):
Looking up civil rights from the city to suburbia.

No shoes, no shirt, but I'm still gonna serve ya'll.

Make you swallow your words so you can break the fast!

Then thank God all mighty you can eat at last!

I admire the way you broke up with it's power.

But I have a dream that one day you'll take a shower!

Just like the “h” in your name, there's the remaining time left:

Flat your style like crap! Naan violence!

Shujinko (2nd Verse):
You would know about crap, Dr. Birmingham Sandwich!

Wake up those grits, sit in with some stupid!

Protesting women, the same advice goes:

Always stay away from the hall!

Roosevelt (2nd Verse):
I got so much street cred, they write my name on the signs!

I'd give ya some text support, but I got a no bell prize!

Niggah, we got more beef than money a sacred cows.

But I'm about to forgive you so hot right now!

Shujinko (3rd Verse):
I am possibly resisting the fact that you suck!

I didn't celebrate because I don't give it up.

Poll
Who won!??? Shujinko Theodore Roosevelt