Mortal Kombat: Return of The Dragon King; Konquest Dialogues

(Kids MK warriors are fightin' in a park in China, Earth, 1923)

Little Shujinko: Shang Tsung I will win a Mortal Kombat tournament, and free Earth from your tyranny!

Little Shang Tsung: Is that so? It then seems I will need a stronger opponent to defeat the great Kung Lao. Goro... Fight!

(School bell rings)

Shang: We're late!

Little Kenshi: Hi! You must be Shujinko, the one Master Bo' Rai Cho's mentioned. I've seen you around before. You and your friends are pretending to be famous warriors in that park over there. My name is Kimchi. Master Bo' Rai Cho asked me to show you the other schools where he teaches martial arts. Follow me! Citizen: Here it is! (Gives coins)

Kenshi: This is another of Master Bo' Rai Cho's classrooms. I think he's starting another hour right now. You should go inside. I will wait for you out here. (Shujinko does the job) Good! Ya are finished. Meet me at the bridge by the village if you want to continue to the next lesson. It gets a little more complicated as you go. The other classroom is on the other side of that bridge.

Kenshi: The bridge is blocked off, so you will have to break the boards if you want to cross. Good job! That was just a test to see if you were paying attention. Come on! Let's go to the next class! (They come to a class) Here it is! Master Bo' Rai Cho says you are interested in becoming a real warrior. If you are going to be the best, you will have to train hard. It is not easy, but it is worth it. Go inside to train the next hour. I will wait for you 'er. (Jinko does the jobh) Great job! You are getting good at this. Now follow me. The next class is beyond this bridge. We need to pay the guard to get us across, but I have no money. U must find some other way to pay the guard. (Jinko gives guard some meat and a map for all the best night clubs in town) I do not know what you said to the guard, but it worked! He is gone now and we can cross the bridge! Let us go to the next lesson! You can figure this out. Keep trying. Here we are! (They come to dojo) As usual, I will wait outside. I've already learned these lessons anyway... Not really, but still. You are halfway done! Just one more training dojo mojo room before the main school. The bridge is clear now! Follow me! Whew! I'm getting tired! (Last dojoh) Go on inside. I will still be waiting for you out here like in the old times) Jinko: Old times? We are just- Kenshi: Silence!!!! You are back! Now let's try a few more advanced maneuvers. Follow me! Last stop, The Chinese Academy of Martial Arts! Most of us call it "Fight, School." This is where students learn the more advanced techniques. Some of the best warriors in China have studied here. I am training in Tai Chi these days, but I hope to learn many more Judo skills. Someday I want to be the greatest warrior in Earth. I will show Shang Tsung who is the best and kick his pirate ass ALL the way back to Outworld. Anyway, I have to go to home now for lunch, but I will see you later. I hope you decide to join our school! Bye! What are you waiting for? Go inside the dojo! Go ahead. Class is starting. Hurry! If you do not go inside the dojo soon, you might miss Master Bo' Rai Cho's lessons! What are you waiting for? Go inside the freakin' dojo!! (Jinko returns) You are back! This way. Hurry up! Hurry up! C'mon! Let's go, boy! Shujinko, you finlly go in! I was worried about you. Why not go in the fuckin' dojo? Do you realize you were out of dojo for two minutes? From now on you should be careful to listen everything I say, kay? Jinko: Sur'. Kimchi: It is too late to start any classes today. Kay? Why don't you meet me here tomorrow morning at around six in teh mornin'? We can accomplish a lot if we get an early start. See ya'll tamorrow! Kid Cyrax: I am practicing Ninjitsu, the art of stealth. Watch me disappear! You will never find me! (Jinko fins 'im. Cyrax): You found me! As a reward, I will give you this spittet dirty key. Goro kid: I cannot wait for dinner. Old Fart: Have you seen my son? He usually practices Ninjitsu in the park. Ya now? If you do, tell him it is time to come home for dinna.

Tsung's mom: My boy is so lovely, he likes to play with magic. Old womang: Hello, how are you? Monk: We have a church here in the village. When you have proven yourself to us you will be allowed to enter. Jink:o How do I prove myself? M0nk: You must speak to the guards at the church gate.

OK, I will speak with them. bye.

Church Guard: Peace be with you. Be careful on your journeys. Hello there young man. Butcher: Would you like to buy anything? I have a wide variety of meat products. They are very popular with the local villagers. This job can get rather bloody, but I still love it.

Store shopkeeper: Aren't you supposed to be learning... MORTAL KOMBAT (MK theme plays)!? Vine seller: You seem confused. Why do you continue to talk to me? Store shopkeeper: Are you even aware of what you are doing? I should really just ignore you. Then perhaps you will go on your way. You are lucky I need to stay here and work. Otherwise I would teach you a lesson you would never forget. About MK.

Monk: (Jink spits on his face) Someone should have taught you to respect your elders! Butcher: I have nothing for you here. Go buy your goods elsewhere. Store shopkeeper: I should call the ninjas on you. You need to be taught how to respect others. Butcher: You throw a good punch. However, you would be even better if you took lessons from Master Bo' Rai Cho. Old fart: Beware young tool, there are consequences to your actions. Butcher: You are right, the guard at the bridge must be hungry. Please take this ham to him.

Punk on street: Shujinko, can you help me? I ate some bad Kenshi and I feel very ill. Would you please get some medicine from my mother? She is the woman who is always hanging laundry near the park. Please hurry! I am feeling worser than later time. Punk: Shujinko, please! I'm really feeling sick. Are you expecting any money from me? Please get some medicine! I beg u! Jinko: K. Punk of street: You save my life! Thank you so much. I am in yo debt forever. I should not tell you this, but I have a great secret to share with you... Not!

Jinko: Basta! (Knocks punk out and takes the medicine back).

Punk off street: You have attacked me. Do not expect me to help you, now. Women: Hello, young mans. Are you looking for Master Bo' Rai Cho? Have you met Kimchi yet? You should listen to Kenshi. He will show you what you need to do. now. You really are a crazy one. You really should talk to Kimchi. He will have the answers you seek. Young man, you will have to leave me alone, I cannot help you anymore. Man: I am in so much trouble. I cannot believe that I pawned my wedding ring to pay my debts. Now my wife will neva talk to me. I do not have enough money to buy it back from the shopkeepa to whom I sold it. But if someone could get my ring back for me... I would gladly reward him with what I money have left. I hope I can get my wedding ring back somehow. My wife is very mad. She will not even talk to me. You found it! How did you...? Never mind. I don't even wanna to know. Little shit. Jinko: (Runs behind bush, crys) Man: (Farts) See ya! Shite!

Kid Shao: Did my shark send you? Wife: My husband makes me so mad! He selled his wedding ring to pay for his gambling debts! I am not speaking to him! My mother warned me not to marry him. I guess gambling is more important to my husband than our marriage. My husband told me he fought many men to get his wedding ring back! He is so brave! Now I know why I married him! Strike a lady will you?! (Jinko punches a teeth outta her).

Store Shopkeeper: Would you like to buy a weddin' ring? Ah, never mind. You could not afford such a precious item. Ring for sale! Ring for sale! Fresh ring for sale! Thief! Thief! Thief? Not thief... RING! Hobo kid: Hey Shujinko, that ball Mekko keeps taking our money. I think he is in the park. I wish someone would beat him up and get our money back. Do you really think you can take on Mekko? Group of smelly kids: Shujinko, we are all afraid of Mekko. What should we do? Jink0: (Laughs) Fools!

Hobos:If you help us, you can join our club. Everyone hates Mekko. Jink0: In ya'll dreans

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Ta be continued.