MacFarlane's Ranch (Mission) Dialogues

(Boonie MacFarlane is in the Bank in Gold Town, arguing with bank manager Baxter Deoton.)

Boonie: I just need one more week. I can pay you the $5000 that I owe, but the mayor is driving my ranch hands to leave and I just can't do it by myself.

Baxter:Well......

Boonie:Well?!

Baxter: (gesturing to the picture of mayor Nate Johnson on the wall): I don't think the owner of the bank would approve that.

Boonie:To hell with that evil son of a bitch! He's lined his pockets with enough gold from Bear Mountains. What the hell does he need with my damn ranch?

(Boonie storms out, bumping into Jack Marston on the way.)

Jack:Hey!

Boonie:Get outa mah way!

Baxter: Sorry about that. What can I do for you?

Jack: I want my money.

Baxter: We have a small problem.

Jack: Then tell me about the gold in Bear Mountain that young lady *Points at Boonie* was talking about.

Baxter: We can't disclose the details of our customers.

Jack: *Grabs Dexter bah neck and holds him* Baxter: No please! Jack:Then tell me where she lives and when I get back you better have my gold. *Jack drpos Baxter*

(Boonie arrives at her ranch to find a note tacked to a post by the entrance.)

Note (read aloud by Boonie): Sorry, Boonie, but the mayor made us a better offer. Good luck, Rufus.

Boonie: God, not you too, Rufus!

(Annie drives off several Irvin's. Jack Marston approaches the ranch.)

(Boonie points Reptile at him)

Boonie: Do I know you, stranger?

Jack: Tell me baut gold mine and Beer Mountains.

Boonie: I know nothin' about a gold mine. You might want to take a trip down to the saloon in Gold Town. It's always littered with a bunch of drunks yappin' about it. But watch yourself, mister. You don't want no business with the folks of that town.

Boonie: That place can be evil as hell.

Jack:(handing a Battle Royale flier to Annie): Ma'ma.

Boonie: 5000 pieces of gold? This'll help me build mah ranch up. Can you-he?

(Jack is nowhere to be found)

Boonie:....