Paul Barrel VS Sub-Zero - Rap Battle 5

Paul Barrel VS Robot Sub-Zero is the fifth installment of EERB and the fifth episode of Season 1. It features the Vinci mobster and a school teacher, Paul Barrel, rapping against Chinese robotic ninja warrior, Sub-Zero. It was released on March 30th, 2011.

Barrel (1st Verse):
When I claim my battle theory, mine is obviously blond.

So take a shit Sub, oop! I see you shit your own.

What's wish yo voice? I can't frickin' tell!

You sound like Wall-E havin' sex with a Speak & Spell!

I'll school you anywhere, MIT to Oxford.

All your fans will be like "uh, zat was Sub-ward!"

Cause' I'm dope as two rappers, you better be scared.

'Cause that means Paul B=MC squared!

Robot Sub-Zero (1st Verse):
You've... got no idea what you're messing with 'er boy.

I got 12rims-inch rims on the chair that's how I roll, y'all.

You look like someone glued a mtesh on a troll doll.

I'll be specin' out the rhymes, fast like gravity speches times.

When you try to put your little b-brain against this kind of mind.

I'm the fast, I'm the best, I'm the Snoop Dogg of science!

I'll be shitin' mad apples on yo head from the shoulders o'l giant.

Barrel (2nd Verse):
I'm zee giant's two shoulders you'd have shit on - if you could shit.

I'll give you a Brief History of Pain wish zee back of my hand!

You can't destroy matter or me, for serious!

Ripping holes in you but of course bigger holes than the hole in your black hole theory was!!!

Robot Sub-Zero (2nd Verse):
There are 10 million, million, million, million, million, million, million, particles in the universe that we can observe.

Yer' mema took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

You wanna bring the heat with the mushroom clouds you're maki'?

I'm about to take raps from scrap like Carl Sagan.

And while it's true that an hour's made on too,

I'm a super computer, you're like a s*ithole. Oooo!

Poll
Who won??? Paul Barrel Sub-Zero