Handy

"You’re not nearly as important as me!"

- Handy

Handy is an old bum who resides in New Coventry, the poor section of Bullworth. He was voiced by Paul Diomede.

Appearance
Handy wears a ragged brown jacket over a soiled pink shirt, with a pair of dirty brown slacks, brown slippers and a brown urban hat. He also has a large white beard, long white hair that grows over his collar and a mole on his nose. During the wintertime, he adds a Santa hat to the outfit.

Personality and traits
Handy walks the streets, drinking beer, abusing drugs and asking for money. He can be found sleeping under the harbour bridge in Old Bullworth Vale. He hates raccoons and thinks people always have bad thoughts about him. Handy is always rude to Jimmy Hopkins and calls him a "little runt". Unlike the other townsmen, Handy does not use a citizen's arrest. Rather, he uses slaps and a falling push similar to the nerds. Strangely, a few lines of Handy's dialogue reference writing and language.

Role in game
Handy asks Jimmy to first help find his pills, and later requests him to exchange some loose change for a cowboy hat. He also appears in the mission Cook's Crush. When Edna Pound asks Jimmy to find some sedatives, Jimmy steals them from a trash can near Handy. Handy pursues him briefly but vomits and passes out.

Quotes
"I’m too wasted to care!"

- Handy

"Do on to other as other do onto...no, that ain’t right"

- One of Handy’s english and language related quotes.

"I’ll make you smell my pants!"

- Handy after being taunted

"Someone hid a raccoon in my sleeping bag, It was alive too!"

- Handy

"I hate you! Yes you!"

- Handy after being taunted

"I may be a drunk, but i can still fight!"

- Handy after being provoked into a fight

"I hate you, and I’m gonna show you how much!"

- Handy during a fight.

"I use to fight for money you know!"

- Handy during a fight.

"I use to skip school a lot too."

- Handy if he sees Jimmy outside of class during class time.