American West Dialogues

(Now, I'm going to skip Exbus in America first part, cause' I type it like 2 times and had to chancel it.)

(John wakes up)

Boonie: Well you're alive.

Jhon: So it seems.

Bo0nie: So how do you feel?

Jhon: I don't know the plate word for it.

Boonie: I do, "stuqid" is the word we use around here. What were you doin'?

Jhon: I was...ah, I was doing something stuqid.

Boonie: Well you'll be okay. Once you didn't die the doctor said you'd be fine. He got the bullets out a couple days ago.

Jhon: Goodh.

Boonie: It cost us $15 dollars.

Jhon: I'm sorry madam. You should have left me there to die.

Boonie: Did you wanna die? I mean, was that it? Was that why you went straight to Fort Mercer and picked the fight with the worst bandit in the country? To die Mr. ehh... mister.

Jhon: Mr. Marston. John Marston.

Boonie: Boonie MacFarlane. Miss Boonie MacFarlane.

Jhon: You might be right, Miss MacFarlane. I don no.

Boonie: So what were you doin'?

Jhon: Tryin' to give Mr. Williamson a chance. For old times's sake.

Boonie: You know Bill Williamson?

Jhon: Knew him, long time ago.

Boonie: Well, what was he like?

Jhon: Dumb.

Boonie: Just like you. Lol.

Jhon: Thank you miss. See my hat?

Boonie: I have *Points at hat*. Ah, and what will u do now?

Jhon: Now..., I'm going to take my time and go after him a less "kind" way.

Boonie: Well, that sounds very fun, Mr. Marston, quite heroic, just like in 1 of those Pippi Longstocks my brother used to read. Meanwhile, if you'll excuse me, I've got a ranch to run. And 0f course if you're feeling better, why not take a ride with me later and help me patrol the perimeter. You can earn back some of that money I wasted on the doctor's Bill.

Jhon: Of course, and thank you, for saving my life I mean.

Bonoie: Next time, Mr. Marston I strongly recommend you don't try to lose it quite so earnestly.

Jhon: I'll have that bear in mind.

(Marston visits it's ranch)

Boonie: Mr. Marston. Back in the land of the living I zee.

Jhon: I figured out, it's about time I start paying back that 15 dollars.

Boonie: Well, I sure can use an extra pair of hands around here. Let's see if we can get you back in the saddle.

Boonie: There's the Foreman's Office. It's good but It's also where we locked up good-for-nothin' bandits such as yourself.

Jhon: I'm happy enough with my current quarters right now, Miss.

Boonie: I picked out a fine horse for you. Come on! It's time for you to see what a real ranch looks like.

(They start touring the ranch)

Boonie: There is the general store. You ain't gonnah find France's high fashions, but it's good to buy some vegetables.

Jhon: Very nice. I don't think I've ever seen a ranch with it's own store before.

Boonie: And here's the corral. This one's for the horses, what do you think?

Jhon: I'm no robber, but it certainly looks like a fine corral.

Boonie: I suspect you've stolen more horses than you'd broken.

Jhon: Now where you'd get such an idea?

Boonie: First impressions are hard to see. That's the train station. Things sure have changed since the line finally got finished, bringin' all sorts of new folks like yourself.

Jhon: Is that such a bad thing?

Boonie: James is only good when it makes things better. That's the barn over there, papa built it himself when I was just a little girl. And here we are, back at the house. Let's stop here for awhile before we head out on our patrol.

Jhon: You get no complains from me, Miss MacFarlane.

Boonie: Come on.

(They head to house)

Boonie: How about a cold drink, Mr. Marston?

Jhon: Thank you, maam. Getting shot and then riding a horse seems to take it out of you. Hahaha, I could use a rest.

Boonie: Sure,... uh, come on in. I'll show you the house and you can sit for a while.

Jhon: Thank you.

(Evening Jhon's sleepin', but John was startled by Boonie's ass)

Boonie: Mr. Marston!

Jhon: Miss MacFarlane.

Boonie: Remember me tellin' you about the trouble we've been having with robbers and other unvitable?

Jon: I doo.

Boonie: Will you help me keep watch on the property line this evening? Plz?

Jhon: Sur'.

Boonie: I want u just to see how much we can trust u in our land.

Jhon: This' a fine weapon.

Boonie: Come. Let's head out. The country's really beautiful 'round this time of night. Ready? Mr. Marston? Let's mount up and patrol the ranch.

(They get in the saddle)

Boonie: Right, follow me. Keep your eyes peeled for anything suspicious. Thank you, Mr. Marston. I feel a lot happier someone's along with me.

Jhon: I feel a lot happier now I've got a rifle.

Boonie: Well with your trigger itch and my feminine teases, we should make quite a team... Goddammit! Does rabbits are at it again! C'mon, let's get rid of them once and for all.

(Marston takes them out)

Boonie: That's it! Kill does little varmints! You're better at shootin' rabbits than bandits, I see. Much obliged for the help. Them rabbits can be wily little creatures. Mount back up, we should check out the rest of the ranch. Let's get goin'. We've still got plenty of ground to cover. If it's not the robbers stealin' our cattle, it's the rabbits stealing our corns.

Jhon: It ain't never easy livin' in the land like this. Maybe you should move to a big city, live like a lady Emisia.

Boonie: Was that a coyote?! No, wait it was! Get yor ass there before they scare off the livestock!

(Marston kills the coyotes)

Boonie: Looks like that was the last of the coyotes. Just a shame we had to lose any of the chicken. Come on! I'll show you the way to your cabin. Y'know, you can actually hand a rifle.

Jhon: It's somethin' I have a little power on.

Boonie: Maybe Bill Williamson did get lucky after all.

Jhon: Luck didn't really come into it, miss.

Boonie: You're an useful man to have a ranch that's for sure. But don't think I've forgotten what brought you here. We'll do whatever we can to help you.

Jhon: I sure do appreciate dat, Miss.

Boonie: This is you, Mr. Marston. Thank you for your help. Makes me kind a happy I saved your life. Get some sleep and I've seen you in the morning.

Jhon: Goodnight Miss MacFarlane.

Be continued