Backyard Dialogues

(Nate Johnson is on a balcony of his mansion, giving orders to his guard.)

Nate: Anyone comes through that gate, you kill 'em. I don't care if 's your granny's ghost, you pretend its someone else and put a bullet through his eyes and you don't stop shootin' that rifle until you ain't got no bullets left! You stand me?

Morganson: Ehh yup.

(Down below, Leg Johnson, Boonie MacFarlane, and Jack Marston are preparing to assault the mansion.)

Leg: Let's see if we can find a way in that will attract a little less attention.

Boonie: (off the screen) I'm goin' raund' this way.

Jack: I'm goin' straight in.

(The battle commences and after the first Marshal, Morganson, is killed, Jan Booth joins the defense.)

Jan: This marshal (reffering to Leg) was born in a cave boys, no wonder he dosen't kno' witch side to take. (Everybody laughs including Boonie, except Jack and Leg)

Leg: I'm not a part of you!

(With two Marshals down and no end to the enemies in sight, the three protagonists regroup.)

Leg: I think a frontal assault is out of the question. Suggestions?

Boonie: Follow me. And shoot anything that moves.

(They make their way to the side of the mansion, with no luck, then head upstairs. Boonie tries the door and finds it locked as well.)

Boonie: Dammit!

Leg: The only thing left in my bag of tricks is to pick the damn lock on the front door. Think you two can keep me from getting shot in the back while I do it?

Boonie: Only one way to find out. I'll cover you from up here with my rifle.

Leg: All right then, Jake. Follow me.

(After Jack and Boonie defeat several more waves of attackers, Leg finally picks the damn lock on de front door.)

Leg: I got it.