Quotes

This is a page full of funny/serious/crazy/psychopathic/last words quotes from some characters, ok, here are the quotes, man, I promise, you will love it. Despite the swears, they are canonical:

"We will rewrite history, after we take over the Moscow city, as well."

- General Taylor

"Lousy double-crossing snakes!"

- Phillip Cuneo

"Major Soap."

- Jamie Salmon to Major Soap

"Master Sausage? (Sausage: Yes? Speak to me.) We did it, sir, Tony Montana is gone, there's nothing there, the policia has taken' over the mansion. There is nothing there, nothing there for him to come back to, it's in fire, it's destroyed. His empire is destroyed."

- Ricardo to Sausage

"I can't change, John!"

- Dutch van der Linde

"Ah I'm sorry, mate."

- Rolf Lumbers

"Hello? Who the hell is this? (Tony Montana: Oh, hello Gaspar. You sound much fatter on the phone, you know?) What the hell-Montana? The hell! Where is Ricardo? (Tony: Oh your fat freaking idiot Ricardo? Don't worry, I have taken care of him.) Hey, Montana! (Tony puts the phone down and turns it off) Fah!"

- Gaspar Gomez and Tony Montana

"The last one you fought was a Tarkatan. He was born with AIDS syndrome."

- Raiden to Johnny Cage

"AIDS? Is that why he is so ugly?"

- Johnny Cage

"Yes, you daft git. He was ugly as hell."

- Raiden

"Mileena is so beautiful, one day, I will make her my woman!"

- Tarkatan

"Leave me be!"

- Reptile

"Its a shame I have to kill you Marco. You are a real pillar of the community. (Marco: You wanna mess with me? Is that it!?)"

- Charlie Trapani and Marco Cuneo

"Holy s**t!"

- Edgart Diaz

"That f**k. Why don't you stop bickering who f**ked up worse and put your money where your mouth is? Sausage, you have connections with military here, give them some money, and roll some tanks on the p***k. Come on!"

- George Sheffield to Sausage

"What kind of sick f**kwit eats a pancakes for a dinner?"

- Mobster

"Tell the Don he can f**k off."

- Yougurt Malparidiso

"Yeah! Run, you f**kin' maricons! Die! Die! Ha, I'm Tony f**king totally f**ked-in-a*s-and-brains-with-Klinskoye-Beer-and-money-powdered-doughnuts-and-even-bloody-vodka Montana!"

- Tony Montana

"Babality."

- Scorpion

"Don't worry, brother, I got protection everywhere."

- Javier Escuella

"No! You suck! (Laughs)"

- Shao Kahn

"The Corleones ain't worth my spit!"

- Victor Barzini

"You're regret this!"

- Victor Barzini

"Sorry Johnny. It's just business. Give it to him."

- Emilio Barzini

"Leave me alone, please!"

- Emilio Brunetti

"I'm Major John "Soap" MacTavish."

- Major John MacTavish

"Oh, it's always nice to see you, John."

- Dutch van der Linde

"Go to hell! You pahetic fool!"

- Javier Escuella

"Yeah!"

- Smoke

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha I'm going to annoy you all! (Annoying laugh)"

- Noob to everyone on whole server!

"You shall not escape!"

- Smoke

"Fear me! For I am a demon!"

- Ashrah

"Fear me!"

- Bi-Han as Noob Sailbot

"SUCK IT!"

- Ermac

"You're gonna die! By slow... And painful death."

- Smoke

"Come on, son, don't be scared, I got the Black Market soldiers who are protecting this joint everywhere."

- Charles Urbano to Harrison Baker Jr. trying to relax him

"Hey, f**K you, man!"

- Tone Montana

"You wanna play rabbit, cock (bird, means "rooster"), and ham? Ok!"

- Tone Montana

"This is my world, George!"

- Tone Montana

"Cheating Mr. Ricketts."

- Lucky Muller

"People don't forget, nothing gets forgiven."

- John Marston

"F**king DEA wasping a*sw****s! Always a f**kin' pain in the f**kin' a*s!"

- Tone Montana

"May thunder take you."

- Raiden

"Ya know what capitalism is? To get f**ked up by own drug fricking supply, chico."

- Tone Montana

"Holy crap! Montana!? How the hell did you get here? (Tone Montana: How many babies have you eaten today Gaspar, huh?) Babies? What the hell you talkin' about? Still jacked up on your own supply? Fricking addict. You got no respect for this buisness! (Tone Montana: All I hawking care about, is fahawking Sausage's fahawking head is served to the freaking dobermans!)"

- Tone Montana and Gaspar

"H-e-e-e-y, lo-olk Tony baybieah, you, yo-y-ou gotta think a little you don't think so much, ya know? (Tone: F**K you George, you f**king worm!) Put the fahawkin' gun down, what are, are you on drugs? Well yeah, I guess. (Tone: Prepare to fawkin' die!)"

"The Corleones? Hah, are history."

- Rico Tattaglia

"That's what I wanna know too, who really is this puppet master?"

- Rico Tattaglia

"Champion? Ha, ha, ha year right."

- Raiden

"Save your strength poor soul, Vito."

- Paul Barrel

"What's this? Fresh Moloch wants me to do hi-... Wait, maybe he has some meat, I better speak with him!"

- Drahim

"You lose!"

- Shinnok

"Hey! I don't need that s**t in my life, ok, man?"

- Tone Montana

"What's your name, friend? (John: John, John Marston) Stroke of luck you came along fella. I thought I will be drunk for the last second back there, Lol."

- Scot

"Sheffield is a f**kin' pussy, that's why he's a lawyer."

- Tone Montana

"What's happend to you're face, pally? (Tone: You're wife's a f**king pussy, Sunny.)"

- Tone Montana to Sunny

"I got myself this kinda new combat-cell phone. I think the Russians made it. Those communists are probably listening to us right now, but I don't give a crap about it."

- Tone Montana

"Here, take this. (Gives coins)"

- Meat

"Run home to momma! I'm gonna squash you like bug! Killing you is my new part-time job now! (Momma shows a gun) Ah, momma!!!"

- Fat Man

"(DD, Eddy, and Ed Hutton are driving down the road when they crash into tree) Eddy, DD, Ed: Aaahhiii, uuuhhhh, aaaaa!!!! (Cevin: Aaaaa!) (Rolf: Uaahhhh, uaaaahh!!!)"

- Eds, Rolf Lumbers and Cevin Flynn

"I'd wish, I'd have four stomaches."

- Goro

"I am Reptile, and I don't answer to you, FIGHT!"

- Reptile

"(Burps) Pardon me."

- Moloch

"We go all the way back, Mortal Kombat 2, babbi, babbuley, you remember all that s**t, eh, screw ya'll in the a*s!"

- Raiden

"I am Baraka, the leader of the Tarkatans."

- Baraka

"Go to Outworld and discover why the Tarkatans were being send to Earth."

- Wen the Older

"My flesh will find your heart and eat it."

- Baraka

"I'll spy with my eye, someone who must die!"

- Mileena

"Throughout the portal!"

- Reptile

"I know you, you are a Lin Kuei, are you not?"

- Smoke

"Now fight!"

- Bi-Han

"Mah name is Finlay and I love to f**k!"

- Finlay

"Never! Getting involved with the Corleones is a death warrant from Tattaglias!"

- Tito Morelli

"Oh, f**k you, don't talk 'baut my mamma. I love mah momma. She's a great womanh."

- Tone Montana

"Jesus Christ, it's Tony Montana!"

- Buisnessman

"Find Reiko tell him I am not pleased, nyain, nyain."

- Shao Kahn

"Yo, Baraka, you are one ugly a*s motherf**ker, why don't you get some plastic surgery?"

- Liu Kang

"Ho, ho, wassup fellas? (Baraka: Yo, what up Jax?) (Raiden: It's not enough, for f**k's sake, what's up?)"

- Jax, Baraka, and Raiden

"You are NOTHING! Nyain, nyain!"

- Shao Kahn

"Now my only goal is: To rape the sorcerer who blinded me, alive!"

- Kenshi

"Ha!"

- Darius

"What's this? You want's me to read this letter Smoke sended me from Outworld?"

- Sub-Zero

"Kick him in his annoyin' butt!"

- Shang Tsung

"Yo, Baraka, you're my right hand man! Never had a girl you use your right-hand man!"

- Raiden

"Yo, Baraka, you're uglier than Flocka! After I've done insultin' ya, I whoop your a*s, and you're will be runnin' to yo' mommy!"

- Jax

"I ain't gonna deal with the people like YOU!"

- Osvaldo Altobello

"I ain't gonna be pushed around, leave!"

- Osvaldo Altobello

"You, where you got that f**kin' bullets? I take your all f**kin' bullets and I eat and s**t your f**kin' pain, liek Francis From Left 4 Dead, but bettaurszazs and with balls of hardened alloy of diamond, gold, iridium, cash and osmium!!!"

- Tone Montana

"Say hello to my little friend!!!!!"

- Tony Montana

"Die, Montana!"

- Edgart Diaz

"I'm Major Soap!"

- John MacTavish

"Massimo, kill this and that c**ks**ker!"

- Bruno Tattaglia

"Goodbye, Joshua..."

- Roger Pullman

"No! Don't kill me!"

- Elliot Davy-Crockett

"That was good. Now listen to this: 1, 2, 3, 4, uppercut to your jaw! Nyain."

- Shao Kahn

"Nyain, nyain."

- Shao Kahn

"F**k you, ugly nyain."

- Shao Kahn

"Sub-Zero betrayed us!"

- Sonya Blade

"Yo, what the f**k is your ugly turd doing here? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"

- Liu Kang

"Guys, guys relax! (Spits) for our steak! (Spits) they got some super great deals! (Spits) on Soda (Spits), pizza (Spits), soup (Spits), gummies (Spits), cheesburgers (Spits), And cheesesteaks! (Spits) (Raiden: Man, just shut yo' spittin' a*s up!)"

- Kabal and Raiden

"I never really was on their side. Lies! Hahaha!"

- Salvatore Stracci

"Sorry pal. (Burns the soldier to death) MWHAHAHA!"

- Adam Bell

"You look strong. You should join Shao Kahn's militia."

- Shao Kahn's soldier

"Sausage! That f**k is gotta die! If bringin' a war to 'im, everyone who tries to work with 'im, i'll f**k 'em all in their f**kin' a*ses!"

- Tony Montana

"F**k off me, Lou!"

- Carmine Stracci

"Now, get your royal a*s up, and get the FAK OFF OF MY POORA*Z COMPOUND!"

- Vito Corleone telling Emilio Barzini to leave his mansion

"I'm your comrade forever, Olaf Tutchenko. Hail Olaf!"

- Adolf Ackermann showing his true Nazism nature

"The people you wanted me to kill? Or the people I felt should go?"

- Leo Kasper asking Dr. Whyte

"We don't got all f**king day, so get out there AND START FAHAWKING KILLING, FAGOLA YEBANAYA, KURWA, BLYADJ!!!"

- James Stalker to James Earl Cash

"Will there be no peace between us, white trash!?"

- Chief Mangan to an white attacker

"Muerte, putanas!"

- Javier Escuella while fighting with Reys's Rebels

"I killed your girl, hell, I enjoyed killing your girl, mwahahahaha! >:)"

- Bruno Tattaglia to Charlie Trapani after killing Frankie Malone

"B**ch, I copied out The Art of War, so you better get your guns out! These white boys getting burned 'cause guess what? Now, the Sun's out! Asians spitting sick, but no, this isn't SARS! Sam Wah, kick the beat. Now Jung, drop some bars!"

- Giuseppe Li-Hong to O'Donnell Family before attacking them

"Oh, I'll give you something you can bow down a cow too! When I squat down and squeeze out a Tao of Pooh on Lao Tzu! You need to take control of the life you're given! They call me Übermensch 'cause I'm so driven! And I wouldn't exactly call myself a student of this plebe. Don't make Hagen come over and put a knee up in your chi! 'Cause I'm a secret N-A-Z-I! And I'll end any motherf**ker like my name in a spelling bee!"

- Tom Hagen in a rap battle, and also reveals he's a Nazi

"Corleone Sicilian f**kin' p***k! I'LL RIP YOUR F-ING HEAD OFF YOUR F-ING TORSO FOR MY UNCLE EMILIO, YOU STUPID SONUVA B**CH!!!"

- Roberto Barzini to Luigi Pennino

"This is Mafia, nobody and nopony in it is not truly freakin' innocent! And tell Clemenza, his friend was a f**kin' fiend!"

- Bobby Marcolini to Charl Trapani

"You're going to look pretty silly with an knife striking out your butt."

- Butt Sullivan to Jack Marston

"What about the deal!? You betrayed me!"

- William Stracci

"Don Cuneo! Padrino! You killed the Don!"

- Phillip Cuneo Jr.

"Sorry Padrino, it's just business."

- Luigi Rezonni

"You betrayed me!"

- William Stracci to Charlie Trapani

"You're totally insane by thinking you can get away with this!"

- Domenico Mazza to Trapani

"F**k mah life."

- Clayface

"F**k me in the a*s."

- Sheffield's last words before being killed by Tony Montana

"Master! Master! Where's the dreams that I've been after? Master! MASTER! You promised only lies. Laughter! Laughter! All I hear or see is laughter! Laughter! LAUGHTER! Laughing at my cries... Fix ME!!!"

- Samuele Tattaglia to Don Barzini at the Commision meeting

"You're nothing without me, Cash! NOTHING! So f**k you, Cash! F**K YOU! YOU F**KING IDIOT!!!!"

- James Stalker's last words

"No! Wait!"

- White Rabbit's last words

"Cash, I've made you!"

- James Stalker's other last words

"As the Shadow grows... Shadow becomes stronger! See the legacy of death, Raiden."

- Shinnok threathening Raiden

"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven."

- Lucifer after falling from grace

"What's goin' on in the world today? People fightin', feudin', lootin', it's ok. Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll! Right, boss?"

- Osvaldo Ramozzi to Raul Marina II

"El Mundo Es Mio!"

- Ivan Dixmor in Mexico

"The honor is mine. Where are we to meet with Michael?... Good, I want there to be peace between our families."

- William Stracci to Charlie Trapani

"I'll never tell you! I'm protected by Sollozzo!"

- Norm Felichelli to Charlie Trapani

"No! Please! Don't kill me please! NO! FAH, NO! NO, NO, NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY LIVER! FAKH! NO, NOT THE BALLS! FUAK!"

- Lucas Hernandez's last words

"I'll see you... (cough) in... Hell..."

- Toothy's last words

"What more guarantees can I give you, Mike? I am the hunted one. I missed my chance, you think too much of me, kid...I'm not that clever, all I want is the truce."

- Virgil Sollozzo to Michael Corleone

"Time to die, Don Corleone! Don Corleone! - Come out! You can't hide forever!"

- Francesco Manetti

"Don't mess with the Barzinis, if you what's good for you."

- Sergio Turrera to Charlie Trpani

"You will pay for this, Batman!"

- Eddie Nigma

"Ugh, go to Hell!"

- Salvatore Manetti to Trapani

"I knew it - I knew it will be you. This isn't the end of Barzinis, I swear it!"

- Emilio Barzini's last words

"One of those machines can turn men into angels..."

- John Marston

"I got the strength of a lion and the speed of a cheetah! And everyone knows you're just a chicken Caesar!"

- Kotal Kahn to Rain

"If you die... you die. Hehehehe! Scared of Death, eh, Corleone?"

- Salvatore Stracci

"Hey! I never had a problem with him, before you stirred the pot! I hold you responsible, Alex, and only reason I'm here is to make sure that I get a deal outta this."

- Gaspar to Alejandro Sausage

"Just kill me, don't do this. Just kill me, dammit, don't do this! Arghhgahahgh!"

- Shogo Akuji's last words

"F**K YOU!"

- Joey Zasa's last words

"Watcha' know about explosives, turbin on your nagen. Who you know be gettin' more hate than Shao Kahn? This kniga, will f**k your kid and kidnap your parents. One man's Emperor is another man's Arab. I'm a bad man, I'm from Palistan which is in Afghanistan, I blew up Pakistan with a gas can."

- Shao Kahn when he asks his men what they know about bombs

"*Hit by Johnny Gat* The f**k?!"

- Tweedledee

"Wanna see a trick? *Blows smoke in Gat's face and Gat punches him and cracks his teeth* Argh! *Spits* You'll f**kin' pay for this!"

- Tweedledee

"This is Hell. We do the f**k what we want, Dee."

- Shogo Akuji to Tweedledee

"Come twisted flowers! COME BLISTERED SOUL! Maddening disdain! And the wholeness that is only found in you!"

- Shinnok in Hell

"I not f**king around here, Dee."

- Johnny Gat

"I know about the problem with the gangs in the city, so I have this plan, ladies and gentelmen: We'll use our ties with the Project and make the city a gang turf, and they will wipe out each other, if they have a half of power that they are fighting each other, we'll send an army of my privatized militia, army soldiers and law enforcment, and all these nasty f**king gang bangers will be gone in no time. As well as Vito Corleone's criminal empire, God rest his soul in Heavens, though, and we'll show it was Paul Fortunato's family that comitted these crimes and I'll make sure, that every citizen will be safe from gangs and syndicates. If you elect me as a mayor. *Applause* Thank you."

- H.H. Wellsington revealing his plan to the Project shareholders, France City citizens and press jounalists

"Can't hold it! Can't keep it anymore!!! Can't hold it! CAN'T KEEP IT ANYMORE!!! CAN'T FEED IT ANYMORE!!!! And it came bearing gifts. Of pain, frankincense and her. None had a home here, none but the pain! AAAARARGGHHHH!!!!!!!"

- Shinnok when sad

"F**k Christmas."

- Marcus Reed

"Go to hell."

- Maero's last words

"Imagine the mechanism that peeps in criminal's mind and predicts his crimes, before he will do it and analyzes his modus operandi to track him down. I, Professor Maxwell Maximillian Dixmor, with gratidude, present you this: *Removes bedcover* Digital Villain Analyzer, I called him Jack, because it's his codename. Jack shows you the psychological profiles, MOs, background story, permanent record, commited and upcoming crimes and physical information of the most wicked, vicious and diabolical inmates and psychopaths, who was, and still committed to the Dixmor Asylum from Hell, Fabletown, Homeworld, and other places around all of multiverses."

- Maxwell Dixmor about D.V.A

"Mock the... CROSS!!! MOCK THE F**KING CROSS! Oh wait, let's do it upside down. BRILLIANT IDEA, JACKA*S!!!"

- Clurkicus in the Never Never Land

"My queen is a s*ut and now everybody is laughing at me!"

- Johnny Vincent to Jimmy Hopkins

"You can get away with anything if you have enough money."

- Justin Vandervelde

"Worst life! Ah, uh, uh! Basic Thuganomics!"

- John Cena

"The advent of Raiden shall matter not to us! Abortus b*stards, our nemesis will be gone! Yearning to entice the cowardice in our enemy! Yeah... Saints from 3rd Street is my true target to kill, f**k Gayden in his f**kin' a*s, literally and metaforaclly, cuz' Gat now my new target."

- Clurkicus

"Chanting the name of the accuser. Unrevealed is the face of a dog! Nocturnal is the lapse of the Earth. Empire of the cross defeated before birth! Yeah."

- Shinnok when talking with Clurkicus, Adolf Ackermann, Lucius Wagner, and Quan Chi

"You cannot win. No gemstone can't resist my gaze and will."

- Crystal Vampire

"You see, this Scavenger character has been a pain in a*s for a long while. We must execute him for my joy."

- Domenico Von Crane about Piero The Scavenger

"Rise, my children of the night, we shall take France City, human by human, one by one, until our tainted blood flows through its crooked canals, transfiguring it into the city of the undead. As you executed my dark purpose, I shall stake my claim amongst all of France City elites."

- Crystal Vampire

"Hey, this wasen't the deal. THIS WASEN'T THE DEAL!"

- White Rabbit

"Hey I saw you sucking up Roberts' tits. Screw you, new kid! This is what we do to teacher's pets around here."

- Davis White

"Don't be racist. Hate everyone equally and deserved."

- Shinnok

"At the behest of their Death! (Death! Death! Death! Death! Death!)"

- Demons of Hell

"Let Jimmy have his fun. Let him play his childish little games with Earnest, Ted, Derby, Johnny and Edgar and just wait for the right moment to swoop it and take it all away."

- Gary Smith

"I guess I could be a Lawyer, but that would be totally embarrassing. Lol."

- Beatrice Trudeau

"Because I'm the Miz! And I'm... AAAWWWEEESOOME!!!!"

- Miz

"Hey... Some talk... Yeah some talk... They killed and fed on everybody. Everybody. Every single person, that you or I has ever know. Is DEAD! (DEAD! DEAD! Dead!...) Decreased brain function... ignore their basic survival instincts... social devolution appears complete. Typical human behavior... is now entirely absent... Not in time? Not in time. There is no God. (There is no God, there is no God, there is no God, there is no God.)"

- Murkoff Dixmor explaining what happened at asylum riot, how one become crazy and something about religion

"We're born to reign as Masters! To ashes we'll burn the pastures! Repell their ways back to nothingness! Chaos is the symmetry: This glorious victory. In darkness only we can see. Our name has seen the future, headshot target now on god (Raiden). Pointblack crimson dawn, spew forth tomorrow's spawn! Transcend with the rage of the elite, the order come to rise and shine (Rise and shine!). Write new history as we wipe and delete an urge to rid this world of human waste! WEAK ASIDE! Defiled bloodlines severed. The lowlife's doom endevoured, the sheep of masses trampled under our march. Set out to lead and create this power indulge our fate. This era calls for annihilation!! Our wispers outsound prayers. We'll claim was never theirs! Just sworn to the triumph of darkness."

- Luccardo Dixmor explaining the Project's true plan

"No, I'm f**king done!"

- Tweedledee

"Party's over, punk."

- Joe Galtasino

"Welcome to Hell."

- Dane Vogel

"*Hits Dee* Do what you want, Gat, I got payed extra big amount for ordering Shogo, that Jyunichi for slicing Aisha's neck and I already pulled for this s**t. *Hits Dee again* F**k you."

- Tweedledee and Johnny Gat

"Tweedleson Towers is a rich people's hotel net, that opened a branch in hell, which become a powerful loan-sharking company in Hell, as well, as the owner got here very quickly and in one piece."

- Jane Austin about Tweedleson Towers

"Phineas and Ferb are finally busted! Let's make a holiday!"

- Candace Flynn

"Dr. Hill: *Shows Tony's killing spree to Tony* You've gone too far now. Don't you see? Huh? Don't you see that, this... torture porn has gone too far? Now, what gives you the right to play God in these people's lives? What makes you so special then? Huh? You're SICK. You're a sick f**k! Now, what the hell have you done to them? Huh? What the hell you have done to them, you psychopath!? Psychopath! Tony: You called me a psycho? YOU CALLED ME A SICK F**K!? Dr. Hill: I meant- Tony: Prepare to f**kin' die! Dr. Hill: No! *Tony shoots Dr. Hill* Tony: Ok, you like that? Come on, die motherf**ker! You f**k with me, you're f**king with the best. Have a nice trip, Hill, you stupid f**k."

- Dr. Hill and Tony Montana's last conversation

"Come here, kitty, kitty, here, pussy, pussy... *Sam hides* FUAK!"

- The Psycho, fails to find Sam

"Tom: You ordered Tessio's death, and you sent your goon Riccio to kill Luigi. Son, explain me why you did this. Von Crane: Well, firstly, I wanted to control this family, second, I hated Willy and Luigi, they didn't saw my hatred against them, until now. Your time is over, old man. Tom: So, it was all about the control and depicting the old guards? Von Crane: Yeah. *Shows his gun and shot Tom* Tom: Jesus, I thought we were past this. Von Crane: Not by a f**king long shot. Tom: You don't get it. You didn't solved a goddamn thing. You're a coward as well. You'll never get Fortunato. He's hiding everywhere. You'll never find him, even at his mansion on the cliff and Tiara and Francesco on debates... F**K! Von Crane: Thanks for info and shut up already! *Shoots Tom in head and leaves the mansion*"

- Tom Hagen and Domenico Von Crane's last conversation

"I'm gonna... rip your f**king lungs out!"

- The Woodsman

"Suffering upon the cross of surgery! Red drift from the eyes, so dark the panic! So rotting in demise. Inhale your own impending death. Breathing disgorge, maggots crawl in your last breath."

- Alexandra McRae

"Wooahh... RAISED IN HATE! Wreaking havoc, in the name of sheol. Defeating whatever may stand in our way! Our diabolical anthem so foul in their ears. Gospel of dissonance, pernicious Metropolis. Bewildered apostles beseeching for repent! Desert fathers agonized in throes of leprosy!"

- Clurkicus

"I wonder, how much of this "sessions" are any help to you now. You just won't listened to me and the things seems to be pretty... f**ked up! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!"

- Dr. Hill mocking a patient in Never Never Land

"Joe: What the hell is this? Vito: It's alright, Joe."

- Vito Corleone and Joe Clemenza, seeing the Vincis

"Mr. Pedro has to go to secure the money for the Battle Royale with the mayor. Though with the Cornet brothers around, I doubt anyone will be stupid enough to steal anything from the mayor."

- Percy Merriweather

"There were three of them wearing a bandanas over their faces, and all you could see was their eyes. But the SMELL! I do hope they will use some of that money to buy a bathtub."

- Percy Merriweather

"Outworld is the plague!"

- Raiden to Reptile

"Just someone to hold and someone to hate and something to blame for all the pain. I could ignore her, I could complain, I never wanted anything."

- Johnny Vincent

"Jesus Christ, you f**king lawyers are all the same! Montana has declared war with and on everyone in the Miami! And he is probably and obviously not going to stop, until he steps into this goddamn living room!"

- Gaspar Gomez

"Arh! Muere maldito, PUTA!"

- Antonio Escuella

"Why are you so sad? Why is life soo bad? Don't know what to do..."

- Justin Vandervelde

"These gunslingers weren't in Battle Royale for nothing, boys!"

- Randy Cornet

"WHAT?!? YOU CAN'T FIRE ME! I'LL BE BACK! YOU'LL PAY, YOU F**KIN' B****RD! I'LL FIND YOU AND F**KIN' KILL YOU!"

- Kenneth after he was fired

"F**k you, Danny - I won. F**k you, Pickman, f**k you, Whyte, f**k the Project - I won. (Leo makes footboard on Danny's arm and snaps his neck with his foot) I WOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

- Leo Kasper, while he kills Danny

"Stalker: We lost him. Starkweather: What the f**k? Are you f**king kidding me? Stalker: Oh, just shut the f**k up and get your boys to take care of him. Don't file the arrest report and don't kill him either. Send them both to me, right now. Starkweather: Hey, remember who you're talking to, you dumb son of a s**t- Stalker: Listen, you f**k, just shut the f**k up and go after him, that's what you're getting paid for. And it's your job to clean up this city's mess and not freaking my brains up. Starkweather: F**ks**t."

- James Stalker and Bill Starkweather's phone conversation

"You want to play games? OK, I play with you. You wanna play rough? Say hello to my little friend! (Tony shoots grenade launcher's trigger and blows up the door) Die! You wh**es! Die! Die! (shoots a bandit) F**k you, you f**king maricon! (Tony got shot and shoots him) Die! (Tony shoot the other bandit) Die, motherf**ker! F**king die! Is that all you got? Die! You think you can take me? You need a big-a*s motherf**king army if you are going to can take me. You hear? I'll take you all to the motherf**king Never Never Land."

- Tone Montana in a shootout

"Acclaimed movie maker James Stalker has been found dead today, along with several of his bodyguards at his estate in Virginia Hills residential district. In what investigators call a bloody vendetta, an unknown assailant infiltrated the compound, killing Stalker, but more interestingly, leading police to the of taped snuff film ring being run from the estate's confines. Linked to this ring is Virginia City's own police commissioner William Starkweather, whose lawyer stated that he intends to plead not guilty."

- Journalist about Manhunt events

"F**KIN' A*SHOLE!"

- Carter Blake's famous quote

"Why don't you f**k off, Norman?"

- Lt. Blake's other famous quote

"AAAAAAH! THIS REALLY HURTS!!! AAAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAHHHH!!"

- Marco the Clopper, while he's, literally, burning in shame

"Shelby: I'm ready to show my loyalty. Travonni: Good. Now, get up and go. We have some business to take care of."

- Scott Shelby and Giuseppe Travonni

"Blake... you are unbalanced psychopathic a*shole."

- Norman Jayden

"SSJJ will be my friend! Not today but one day."

- User: Ivankaracheev

"Never let them see what you're thinking."

- User: Billy cougar

"Don't mistake arrogance for insecurness. Insecure people admire themselves to hide their flaws. Arrogant people are not afraid to talk about their flaws. And by flaws, I don't mean who is more beautiful n' stuff, I mean who is weaker and who is poorer."

- User: Billy cougar

"Last time on Total Drama: The Billion Bucks Multiverse Tour..."

- White Rabbit

"Ucciding Sausage was a mistake, Montana!"

- Eduardo Vittorez

"There was a general relief this morning, when the police announced that they had Shaun Mars alive, more than 4 days after his disapperance. Mars has been found wandering in the old docks neighborhood, exhausted and disorientated. It is belived that he managed to escape from the Origami Killer who had kidnapped him. The investigation is currently on hold, while child-care specialists wait to interview the boy, in hopes, that he can provide some new information on the Origami Killer. Our main headline today: it is reported that the police have identified the man, thought to be the Origami Killer. Scott Shelby, 44, 6'5,1/2 feet tall, obese and tough, is a former police lieutenant and marine, who claimed to be a private eye investigator, hired by the families of the killer's victims. Shelby was arrested by an unknown investigator, who dragged him to the poice and on his alive body have been found the bullet, fired from a gun. The press says, that Shelby is driven to the France City Penitentiary, the further details have not yet released to the public. We're just getting word of that the investigation into the Origami Killer has had a tragic outcome. Ethan Mars, father of a kidnapped boy, and suspected for being the Origami Killer, has been killed in a massive police operation. Circumstances surrounding this tragedy have not yet been made public, but it is understood that Captain Limethon Perry and his deputy, Lieutenant Carter Blake have both been suspended pending a full police investigation. Also, in the related news about the tradegy, we learned of the death of Norman Jayden, an FBI profiler, who was working at the Origami Killer case, found dead in Mid Town's police station today, in his office, with bleeding eyes and nose, full of cocaine. Jayden's body has been sent to the penitentiary, in John Abruzzi's former prison cell, because, the police found the videotape in videocamera, in the interrogation room. The video consists of Mars' escape and Jayden's assistance in it. This tape has the evidendce of FCPD's corruption and dumbness. It was belived, that France City's kingpin, Domenico Von Crane, paid lieutenant Carter Blake $40,000 for release of Ethan Mars, however, Blake agreed the offer and secretly got it on tape, to set Jayden up, by Von Crane's orders. The further details about this case are not yet released to the public."

- Glenn Sanders about my Heavy Rain story events