Perry Sawyer

"I know where you've been, Perry! I know you've been at that biatch's house again!"

- Perry actin' like his wife

Perry Sawyer is a member of the Smileys gang, who wears a pink blouse and skirt. He reveals many things about his past through his constant cries.

Biography
He was married and had two daughters, but was a heavy drunker and was cheating on his wife constantly. His wife would nag to Perry constantly, either remarking about his cheating or his alcoholism. Eventually his wife nagged him too death and drove him mad, leading Perry to kill her with a crowbar.

This caused the neighbours to call the police and Perry was sent to the Dixmor Asylum, where he eventually went insane and put on woman's clothes and a smiley mask, pretending to be his nagging wife – but occasionally made comments about her.

Quotes

 * "Please Perry, stop! I love you!"
 * "No Perry, think again. Think of the kids!"
 * "I only wanted what's the best for you, for us!"
 * "Why are you doing this!?"
 * "Please Perry, calm down!"
 * "No, Perry. Not in front of the kids, no!"
 * "It's the drink, Perry! Think of what you are doing, please!"
 * "I'm warning you, you drunk – stop trying to freak me out!"
 * "I'm tired of your drunken games, honey. Come to bed, huh?"
 * "Kids, can you see your father? 'Cause he's around here somewhere, drunk again!"
 * "Stay in your room, kids! Mommy and daddy have to talk!"
 * "Stupid biatch got what she deserved!"
 * "Oh Perry... What have you done!?"
 * "Just hide your head in the sink, with kids growing up scared of their father!"
 * "I don't like these games honey, you're starting to scare me!"
 * "Girls, keep an eye out for your father, he's playing up again!"
 * "Honey, I know you're here someplace! Girls, go back up to bed and don't you dare come back down!"
 * "Kids, call the sheriff! Daddy's been drinking again!"
 * "Perry, stop it! I'll scream and then the neighbours will come running!"
 * "That's the last straw, Perry! It's gone too far, I'm calling your councillor!"
 * "Help, somebody! Help somebody, please it's Perry! He's high on liquor again!"
 * "Barry, your home! I was worried to death!"
 * "Here he is! Stinking of drinking and that woman!"
 * "Stupid, two-timing, drunken, lazy, worthless, unfit, father!"
 * "I just wouldn't shut up. Nag, nag, nag. He had no choice but to beat me to death with that crowbar. :)"
 * "Girls! Where are you girls?! Don't be afraid of your daddy."
 * "Raspberry waffles, strawberry waffles, blonde hairy waffles."
 * "Oh, you worthless, stupid, drunk! Lock that door!"
 * "He skipped off to see that whore again. Open the door, kids!"
 * "Perry, Perry!??! Where is that shit?!"

Trivia

 * Like with Enrico Noriega, Perry has a very girly flamboyant voice.

Gallery
[[Category:!]]