Crime and Law Enforcement Episode 1

Francis McReary: Hi. This is Francis McReary, deputy commissioner of the NYPD. Everyday, the NYPD, FBI, CIA, NSA, and others try everything in their power to keep both our cities and our country clean. You better believe it! Allow me to introduce you to some of New York City’s local wildlife.

(scene shows members of the McReary crime family)

Francis: The McReary crime family. I have the misfortune of being a brother to not one, not even two, but THREE members of this gang. They didn’t quite have the same status they did back in the day all thanks to these Italian and Russian maggots taking over the city. Remember kids, I am the one and only good McReary brother!

(we now see members of the North Harlem Hustlers)

Francis: The North Harlem Hustlers. A bunch of black street gangbangers. They love procuring, hence their name. They’re total smart Alec’s too. Hey guys, stay out of trouble now!

Gangster: Suck it, Francis freaking McReary!

(we now see The Lost MC)

Francis: Leather, exhaust, and drugs. Uh uh. This ain’t your typical S&M party. This is the Lost MC. These bikers have a blood feud with the Angels of Death, another biker gang. Just like any other gangsters, these outlaw motorcyclists love fighting against each other.

(we now see Francis standing at the pier)

Francis: All in all, gangs are just like goths, punks, hippies, rednecks, greasers, the list goes on and on. The point is, they ain’t no good. None of them are. They are all like cults. Once you are one, there’s no going back. It’s irreversible. Be a police officer like me or a government agent for a change. If that’s too rough of a job for you then be a preppy or a nerd. You can also be a church official or a school administrator. All I’m saying is, do something for the community and you shall be on just fine terms with me. See ya next time on Crime and Law Enforcement!