Johnny Cage VS Carmin Cuneo - Rap Battle 27

Johnny Cage VS Carmin Cuneo is the twenty-seventh instalment of ERB and the seventeenth episode of season 2. It features the martial artists film star, Johnny Cage, rapping against the late Don of Cuneo Family, Carmin Cuneo. It was released on April 8th, 2013.

Cage (1st Verse):
My name is JC Johnny Cage, man!

Welcome to the Devil's Land!

I'm a scary monster stompin' this sprite in the frilly pants!

You're a weirdo, Carmy, you're into powdered chocolate and poop!

And your brother blew notes on yo little magic flute!

Your daddy use to make the Jackson 5 lookin' lik a Family Circus!

You might have been a genius! But you died baroque and worthless!

I'm rich, acclaimed and famous! I'm on playlists! I'm the A-List!

You're the lamest! Kiss my ass, C-C-C-C-Carmando!

Carmin (1st Verse):
Was that a vese? Or did you just get the hiccups?

I'm a prodigy, Johnny, and I'm about to smack a bitch up!

My family had factories 200 years old and they're still excellent!

In two more months, some people will forget about your Earth savings!

I can't believe the way you're dressed when you just step outta house!

You're like an emo Steve Urkel and you just ooh reek of dead mouse!

I am the world's greatest mobster, no one knows what you are:

Except a lonely little troll who knows how to press a space bar!

Cage (2nd Verse):
I attack, you decay, can't sustain my releases!

Sidechain, Carmin, bangarang you to pieces!!

I'm a self-made man, you're a slave to your papa!

I'm a f-f-film star, mix you with the bass and drop ya!

Global! My strobes glow like Chernobyl!

Kids exploded your mobile! No one even knows you!

I make the whole world move. You play community theatre!

I gained your same fame from home on a blown out speaker!

Cuneo (2nd Verse):
Oh yes, I've heard that EP It's a transcribed I write here.

Tell me, what comes after the 68th matta of diarrhoea?!

And what kind of drugs does it take to enjoy this? I've no idea!

I've seen more complexity in a couch from IKEA!

You play piano to fortississimo!

That means from soft to very very loud, cause I'm guessing that you didn't know!

Why don't you put down your camera and pick up a real bow?

I've filmed harder than you when I was 5 years old!

Poll
Who won?!??? Johnny Cage Carmin Cuneo