Dirty Dan Pister VS Jimmy Starkey - Rap Battle 6

Dirty Dan Pister VS Jimmy Starkey is the sixth installment of EERB and the sixth episode of Season 1. It features the brutal bandit, Dan Pister, rapping against an kid, Jimmy Starkey. It was released on April 20th, 2011.

Jimmy (1st Verse):
How you gonna battle? I f*cked up hip-hoppin'.

Rabbit's little tail swingin' and it's big ears floppin'.

Jimmy Starkey, baby, I deserve to be arrogant.

You ugly, rapist, pelt wearing barbarian!

Uoh, whach'a gonna do?

You've got a bucket on your head and a fu manchu!

The Great Wall couldn't keep you out of China.

Watch me rub rabbit's foot for luck and stick it right up your vagina!

Dan (1st Verse):
Hahahah.... COME ON!!!

Yo Starkey ass 'bout to feel the wrath of Dan.

Silly boy, you'll need more than luck.

You've got two ears but can't hear that you suck!

I rive a Texan hoard, yo' army is weak!

What? You goin' to attack me with a posse of peeps?

I'll bite off your tail and punch your teeth down your throat!

Then butcher yo family and make a new coat.

Jimmy (2nd Verse):
Take it easy baby, there's no need for this meanness.

We should keep it peaceful, homeboy, Jesus!

I give people candy, you're just like to pillage.

Why don't you get out of my face and go back to your stinky lil' village?

(Throws eggs at Dan)

Dan (2nd Verse):
(Punches eggs away)

From Poland to Korea, I f*cked up the land.

Now I got friends and dudes from New York to Japan.

Ha, Starkey my ass, you're not in the Bible.

You're a fluffy bitch mascot for Hallmark in denial!

Poll
Who won??? Dirty Dan Jimmy Starkey