Total Drama contestants' biographies

The following lists are biographies from Total Drama online from Facebook listed of every Total Drama: The Billion Bucks Multiverse Tour contestant.

Tone Montana
What's your best quality? I can smell a person's weakness (especially female's, no charge) and exploit it in seconds. It's a skill I've been honing since fawking childhood, mang. Let's just say, we went through a lot of practise.

Faves (music, colour, movie, food)?
 * Reggaeton
 * Green
 * Treasure of Sierra Madre, I loved Walter Huston in that 1
 * Anything with spice, dice

Describe your craziest dream. Can't think of any at the moment, no.

Best memory from childhood? The time I smooth talked our teacher into letting me teach the class. What a fahing chaos that was.

Most embarrassing moment at school? I don't get embarrassed, man.

Describe the first job you ever had. I had to clean toilets at Patria case just to get some fawking shoes!

Ten years from now, what are you doing? Gaining interest on all of my drug investments and make even more and more money.

My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? It's more like the woman's dream to be with me, ha. We would spend the night feasting on drugs or dancing like mad at the Babylon Club.

'''It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do?''' Smooth talk my way out of it. Yes that has seven words, but look into my eyes and try to deny me, coward.

Boonie MacFarlane
What’s your best quality? Probably my connection to my father's farm. That and my loyalty to my animals. They're so nice!

Faves (music, colour, movie, food)?
 * Hank Thompson
 * Blue
 * Some WWII stuff
 * Anything vegetarian

Describe your craziest dream. I actually once woke up in the desert! It was so rad! I ate and suffered waves of sand deep in my mouth, beginning to get in my eyes and blind me!

Best memory from childhood? Easy. My first time milking cows with my daddi.

Most embarrassing moment at school? OMG, I never attended one, but I can assure you, I hate fake friends!

Describe the first job you ever had. I took pictures of tourists taking surfing lessons. I got 50 cents at the end of each week.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? I am stoked to live in Japan, milking some whales, if it is possible. And hanging out with my daddi if he is still alive.

My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? Man, idk.

'''It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do?''' Ride some horses.

Earnest Johnson
What’s your best quality? Ladies can’t get enough of me, I mean, look at me!

Faves (music, colour, movie, food)?
 * Hmmm... Jay-Z, maybe?
 * Green
 * Anything with wizards
 * Mmmm... Lobsta'

Describe your craziest dream. I don't really remember it fully but I'd been attacked by Damon West in the Creepy Woods and I needed to use the bathroom but there was none so I peed my pants and West kind of almost killed me.

Best memory from childhood? The first time I beat my dad at chess! Totally schooled him! IN HIS OLD-S FAEC!

'''Most embarrassing moment at school? ''' You don't have one when you're president of the entire school, heh. *Twitches his eyes*

'''Describe the first job you ever had. ''' Nothing.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? Cruisin' the streets on my customised scooter, scopin' out the ladies and not lettin' 'em down easy, mhhm. You betcha'.

'''My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? ''' A gal who announces sales at Electronics Depot. Don't know where we'd go, tho, no sir.

'''It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do?''' Nuffin.

Twilight Sparkle
What’s your best quality? Oh for sure it's my leadership skills. I'm organised, smart and one of Princess Celestia's favourites fo' sho'! In fact; I'M NUMBER ONE! Uuuuhhh, das rye, das rite!

Faves (music, colour, movie, food)?
 * Classical
 * Gold
 * Anything that involves science
 * Nuffin

Describe your craziest dream. It's more of a nightmare but I dreamed Princess Luna kissed my ummm... Yeah, it was GROSS!

'''Best memory from childhood? ''' Becoming Celestia's fav after high school. And becoming the Princess of Friendship n' sieth, ha!

'''Most embarrassing moment at school? ''' Oh my gosh! OMG! That had to have been when my acceptance to science school was rejected! OMG! WTF?!

'''Describe the first job you ever had. ''' Mixin' chemicals n' sith.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? Without a doubt I will be the supreme ruler of Outworld! With brains and brawn like mine, nothing can stop me! NOTHING!

'''My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? ''' Tell anyone and you're dead, but I already had it. It was when me and Trixie Lulamoon made out. Oh yes, I never felt so alive! Don’t say anything, pls!

'''It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less what would you do? ''' Escape with through a portal to Outworld.

Bo Jackson
What’s your best quality? Oh it's gotta be my love for sport!

Faves (music, colour, movie, food)?
 * Jamaican music
 * Yellow
 * Marine 2
 * Chocolate

Describe your craziest dream. I was a squirrel and I was being chased by a fox. He then eat me and I died.

Best memory from childhood? Making sand castles on the beach back when I was way young. And playing basket of course.

'''Most embarrassing moment at school? ''' When I fell in a puddle and was all dirty n' sieth.

Describe the first job you ever had. Goalkeeper for the local football team. I quit after first try.

'''Ten years from now, what are you doing? ''' Idk, man.

'''My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? ''' Lady Gaga, doing... idk, something.

'''It’s the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do?''' Tell the Elder Gods to "Make it stop!"

Omar Romero
What's your best quality? Probably my ability to steal stuff from gas stations and running away quickly.

Faves (music, colour, movie, food)?
 * Punk rock or metal
 * Grey
 * Halloween, probs
 * Sum sandwich

Describe your craziest dream. It was whack!!! I worked at this ice cream shop and had never missed a shift. I wore a creepy pink shirt and a loser hat and didn't even set the place on fire after I puked out. Creepy!

Best memory from childhood? That time I snuck into the porn store without anyone seeing me when I was only 16. Ha!

Most embarrassing moment at school? I dropped out.

Describe the first job you ever had. Job? Ha! Yeah, right. I just steal stuff.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? Blowing up houses, dancing and sniffing coke, slapping and beating hoes!

My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? I can't say.

'''It's the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do?''' Steal a car and drive far far away.