Made up Characters Fight Club winning and losing dialogues

This is a list of dialogues that characters from Made up Characters Fight Club will say when they win or lose.

See Also: Made up Characters Fight Club intros

(Alternatively, if Colton wins)
 * Niko Bellic: I told you to leave me alone!
 * Colton Williams: I do the bullying. Me!
 * Bellic: Ya know what? You’re beginning to sound a lot like a junior Vance Borlinghathen.
 * Williams: Thanks for letting me win, loser!
 * Bellic: Face it! If you were my age (groans in pain) I would’ve beaten you up!
 * Williams: Ha! If I were your age, I’d beat someone up if they were my age. I ain’t a sucker!

(Alternatively, if Niko wins)
 * Hunter Jones: Go back to Russia, loser!
 * Bellic: I’m Serbian. Not Russian!
 * Jones: You mean there’s a difference? You’re all Slavic scumbags after all!
 * Bellic: Oh, stop complaining! It’s just a wound! Want me to finish you off?
 * Jones: Not really.
 * Bellic: That’s what I thought!

(Alternatively, if Granger wins)
 * Bellic: And stay down!
 * Patrick Granger: Urgh! I think I’ve been brought down to size.
 * Bellic: Good. Perhaps it means you’ll no longer bully people.
 * Granger: You’ve got nothing to prove now!
 * Bellic: I lost to a punk teenager. Like I even care!
 * Granger: Hey! You lost so don’t be comparing me to some punk rocker! If anyone’s making the derisive comparisons, it’s me!

(Alternatively, if Jones wins)
 * Gage: You may be a yankee redneck but you’re still a yankee nonetheless! Remember that!
 * Jones: Whatever!
 * Gage: Well, at least you’re not a poser yankee redneck from New York City!
 * Jones: Take that, Texas rebel cowboy!
 * Gage: Face it. You got a little lucky there, kiddo.
 * Jones: And while you’re at it, take the marbles out of your mouth! You sound like Richard Boone!