Sebastjan Pickles

"Bag, that was swell!"

- Sebastjan's catchphrase

"So, Angelica, I heard you are a Satanist or Shinnoknist or whatever you kids call it, of some sorts. You may be skilled in demonic blasphemies, but I will teach you how to unholy abomination: (Sebo tries his best to grow a demonic tail, horns, get his eyes to turn red and get shark or Tarkatan-like teeth. He then spreads his hands open) AAAAAAARRRGGHAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHRRRRHHHAAAGGG!!!!!! AAAGHAA!!!! (Starts breathing fast from exhaustion while calming down) Wrongest! God save us..."

- Sebastian trying to teach his daughter how to 'unholy abomination'

Sebastjan Janez Pickles is the egocentric, creepy, annoying and weird father of Angelica Pickles in Rugrats and a recurring hero while he has also been known to be an anti-villain.

Info
Married to Carol Pickles, he works as an office worker for a computer company, but like his workaholic of a wife, he is a little fond of punishing his daughter when she becomes a greedy, ruthless dictator to the babies and other people alike, but unlike his wife, Sebastjan enjoys spending time with Angelica and likes conversing with her on numerous topics. He claims he likes her nickname Satanica. It should also be noted that despite agreeing in punishing her, he always feels kind of bad afterwards and usually tries to cheer Angelica up with some "dank memes" he found while he browsing on computer while slacking on his job. He is the oldest son of Janez Pickles, his father who came to Connecticut from Poland after whom his middle name was given. He shows some sibling rivalry with his brother, Stu, and can usually be found making anti-memes about him. Angelica's Daddy can also often be seen fighting with his wife's sister, DeeDee, most notably in The Rugrats Movie, where he was seen splashing water over her with buckets and then ordering Angelica to bring him his squirt gun. He gets along pretty well with other members of his and his wife's family.

If we count in some of his darker traits, which are usually absent from the cartoons since they are 8+, Sebastjan can easily be found to be a lame, selfish, misogynistic, perverted ex-rapist which could explain why he hates DeeDee so much. Unfortunately, most details of his off-screen life are unknown, though one can assume he has a Glenn Quagmire or Peter Griffin-like personality, minus banging women other than his wife. He is also known to have a nonsensical sense of humour, with little to none of his jokes making any sense.

Counting him while on his job, Sebastjan is known to be an extreme suck-up to his boss, but only so he can leave work about twenty minutes earlier than his coworkers. While he is at home, he keeps complaining about his job and his boss nonstop. He was also known to be asking his daughter for advises on how to possess his boss with demons so he can get a higher pay and more free time to play video games and laugh at some memes, but with Angelica being useless on the matter, Sebastjan called her a "poser".

Quotes
"Tbh, I used to be gay, y'know? But once I was around thirteen years old I sat on a banana and while that was pretty uncomfy, it changed my life: I decided to become straight."

- Sebastjan on his ex-sexuality

"Hey, Angelica, wanna go disrespect other people's religions? I love spreading around your blasphemous ideals! Btw, my codename be: Real Nero!"

- Fattah' to Ang

"He-hey, my sweet daughter! Can you locate a sweaty-mint? I think your mum hide it somewhere in the bathroom."

- Sebastjan asking Ang if she can find his pills

"Hey, Angelica; Spell Mississippi! Then spell something harder: World Revolution!"

- Sebo to Angelica

"If you ever need some history lesson, I can tell you where Mikhail Čaćovič was from: the Russian Republic, the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic and the Soviet Union."

- Pickles spitting out some history

"Hey, Satanica! I'm a crAB!"

- Pickles goofing around with his only child

"Sticks and stones may break my boner! But I swear that words will never hurt me! NEVAH!!!"

- Sebastjan

"Hey, Angelica! It's 7 O'glock! Oops, sith, I meant o'clock! Time for school! (Quietly) Don't shoot up your school, pls. At least not without me."

- Bags-sayer waking up his daughter

"Hey, Satanica... What are you yabadabadoing here???"

- Sebastjan when Angelica skips school

"Hey, Angelica! Spell ICUP! Mwahahaha! Get it?"

- Sab is indeed a disturbed man

"Hey, daughter! I just joined the P3N15 club, haha! Wanna see the secret member code on my arm-well, meh, never mind. You're a lil' too young for that, pumkin."

- Sabo has P3N15 written on his arm

"Wassup, Angelica? Oh, sith, look out, BEHIND YOU! If you're scared of ghosts use this uber code to keep safe: Canada!"

- Pickles advising his daughter what to do if she's afraid of ghostly apparitions

"Hey, Angelica! I have an English-themed challenge for ya! Spell whomst've and then salt! Salt is also known as NaCi."

- Sabo teaching Angelica some stuff

"I have a pretty hard math challenge here. Do 4000 divide by 3,18 without using calculator, "Queen" Pickles! Lemme see if Shinnok will help you."

- The pervert teaching his daughter some mathematics

"Oh, hello Donkey Kong from Donkey Kong! Hahahaha! Now I thought of a new joke: renovate Dong! Oh, wow, I'm so funny! Also, I need to convince my boss to heighten my pay so I can get a new Huawei! Oh, boy a new Hawaii phone! I'll tell my wife to buy it for me and in return I'll give her Xbox 360! I'll also strangle her if she won't like Satan!"

- Angelica's dad talking to himself while at work and while playing Donkey Kong

Trivia

 * Sebo's phone number is 666-7761. He changed it from 555 to 666 in honour of his daughter.
 * Angelica Pickles is actually jealous of his haircut.
 * Sebastjan is nicknamed Sab and Sabo after a bar owner from L.A. Noire in the 70's, Leroy Sebo.
 * Sebastjan starts almost all of his conversations with his daughter with "Hey, Angelica/Satanica" regardless of where she is and regardless of how many times he's already greet her.
 * He is trying his best to make sure that every sentence he makes has some sort of a joke in it.
 * His sexual organ is rumoured to be over 280 miles long. How he can fit it into his pants in the first place is unknown.
 * He is also rumoured to have three testicles. One can speculate that these abnormal organs have something to do with his weird behaviour.
 * Sebastjan's car is a GS Mercedes. (In real life a Mercedes Benz.)
 * Sabo is known to keep a sub-machine Gun and an Escopeta hidden in his closet.
 * Pickles has some mysterious affiliation to the Barney Bunch.
 * Sabo claims his favourite bands are Black Sabbath and Avenged Sevenfold.