John1979

John1979 is a childhood friend of Jason1980 and James1981. He was born September 22, 1979 in Sacramento, California. He mostly does reviews on closing logos, public service announcements, cartoons, and commercials. Just like Jason and James, he likes My Little Pony, PowerPuff Girls, The Loud House, Steven Universe, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, and Gravity Falls. Just like some other man children on the internet, he also puts “scare factors” on closing logos, PSAs, and commercials. His go from 0 to 10. The scare factors he puts on those material are usually unnecessary and would only be a 9 or 10 out of 10 to a two year old. Peter Kowalski, Algernon Papadopoulos, and Carl Degrasse Dawkins are fans of him as well.

Things that scare him

 * Heavy metal (especially when it’s in a closing logo, commercial, or PSA)
 * Screen Gems
 * Klasky Csupo
 * BND
 * Viacom
 * Dic
 * Alcohol
 * Tobacco
 * Drugs
 * Gambling
 * Pornography
 * Prostitution
 * Guns
 * Anything that can be a subject matter within a PSA in general