Red Harlow VS Liu Kang - Rap Battle 21

Red Harlow VS Liu Kang is the twenty-one installment of EERB and the tenth episode of Season 2. It features Mortal Kombat Champion and martial arts expert, Liu Kang, rapping against famous old western bounty hunter, Red Harlow. It was released on November 12th, 2012.

Liu Kang (1st Verse):
I got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw!

Defeat whole karate schools and modafakas with claws!

How can you talk more sith with my fist in yo' jaw!?

Don't need words to serve ya, Imma just say "Waaataaaw!"

Your stories, they bore us. They're slow as a tortoise.

I'm the king of nunchucks! I fauked up Shao Kahn!

I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe.

Here's my two finger bush-up. Kung F-U!

Red Harlow (1st Verse):
You scream like a girl and got moves like Jagger.

But I'll rip your s faster than a Pu-Pu platter.

You're in too much gym too much Ringo, perfecting kicks.

You shoulda spend more time matching your voice up to your lips.

You don't belong in a fight, you belong in a sweatshop.

So go ahead (spits), make my iPod.

These little dances you do don't threaten me, Liu.

Fak you, dude. I even squint better than you.

Liu Kang (2nd Verse):
I beat the good and the bad, you must be the ugly!

I would mess up your face, but Osama did it for me!

Go tug your pistol for a fist full of yo million dollar $ babies.

You were cool in the eighteens, maybe, but now you're just crazy!

A man who argues with people that aren't even there...

Is more fit to rap against this fahing chair (kicks chair at Harlow)!!!

Red Harlow (2nd Verse):
(Shots a chair outtah his way)

You feelin' lucky, punk? Date unmasking.

Ya'll can't be too tough, you got killed by an aspirin.

And your one inch punch? Same size as your pecker.

Leave the rappin' to me, stick to Chinese checkers.

I'd beat you in Round Two, but that'd be unbelievable.

No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel.

Poll
Who won?? Red Harlow Liu Kang