User blog:KGBSpetsnaz/Johnny Vincent’s Nightmare

This is just a fun little story I made. Enjoy! Johnny Vincent was having a dream and in it, he was in Madeup Character Hell. Shinnok: “Gentlemen!” Corey Evans, Alex Norcroft, Kiley Winselton, Mr. Hill, Mr. Pearson, Count Orlok, Clown IT, Shao Kahn, and Shang Tsung all began playing music. Johnny: Aw crap! Singing! Mind if I smoke? Shinnok: Cigarettes are evil, you won’t miss them. We’ll find ways to substitute that smell! What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a cigar fella, here on level one of Character Hell. Gambling’s wrong and so is cheating. So is forging phony IOUs. I’m pit boss here on level two! Ooh! Deep fried greaser! Johnny: Just tell me why! Shinnok: Just read this 55 page warrant! Johnny: There must be people worse than I! Shinnok: We checked around. There really aren’t. Johnny: Then let me please explain. My crimes were merely boyish pranks.