Godfrey VS Diamond Tiara - Rap Battle 26

Joseph Randall Godfrey VS Diamond Tiara is the twenty-sixth installment of EERB and the sixteenth episode of Season 2. It features the CNN news reporter, Joseph Godfrey, rapping against French investor and share-holder, Diamond Tiara. It was released on March 11th, 2013.

Godfrey (1st Verse):
Halp! You're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle.

Why you pissed off all the time? Didn't your mom give you a cuddle?

You're the type of gal who could die of a heart attack just in the shower!

You need to chill out for a minute and smoke weed for an hour.

Every time we are on a show, all you do is scream at me.

And your hair look like a shit I took, high on LSD.

I'm God! Frey. I'm a legend. I can see through all your tricks.

I wonder how much Frank Kenson paid you to suck his dik!

Diamond Tiara (1st Verse):
You faking short hair! Living in your yellow submarine.

But you're about to get sunk by the right-wing political machine.

Stop your presses, Godfrey, you call me MISSES Diamond Tiara!

When it comes to squashing limeys, I come recommended highly!

You're weak! Between you and me, there's no comparison!

I'll beat you so bad, you'll weep gently like George Pearrison!

You're Luic De Blance's biatch with less talent than Ringo.

And I'd rather suck Frank Kenson's dick than Lucas Borlinghathen's!

Godfrey (2nd Verse):
Well you can't buy me love.

But I'll kick your s for free.

I'll take Shao's super hammer and give you a fatality.

I'm tired of how you scream and disturb the people up!

Why don't you just take a vacation and shut the fak up?!

Diamond Tiara (2nd Verse):
Because I'm evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle!

Ten thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a beetle.

Don't tell me to shut the fuak up, that's how I survive!

Now here's Silver Spoon. What? Fuak it, we'll do it live!

Poll
Who won?!? Godfrey Diamond Tiara