Joe Biden

Joseph Robinette “Joe” Biden Jr. was Barack Obama’s Vice President from 2009-2017. He was born November 20, 1924 in Scranton, Pennsylvania to a German father and a Northern Irish mother. They moved back to Germany when he was ten years old and he eventually became a Nazi spy. The old kraut would later on somehow become the Vice President of the first African American President, with Obama being pretty much one of the very few exceptions to his rule of non-Aryans he actually likes.