Urian Toilets

"And make sure you give those bastards hell! What? Ahahaha! That's a good chap."

- Toilets to Marston

 is a minor character and a stranger featured in Red Dead Redemption part II, Mexican Revolution. He appears in and gives the player the stranger mission &quot;Poppycock&quot;, the British (which Urian is) term for "bullsith".

Info
Toilets is an older man from Middlesbrough, England. He operates out of the Mayor's Office in Chuparosa as a distributor in an opium-smuggling ring. He looks down on the Mexican people and is quite racist towards them, as well as to most other cultures.

Interactions
John Marston is approached by Toilets in Chuparosa. He offers payment if Marston is to successfully deliver a package to a Juan de la Varga in El Matadero. Toilets has information that the package can be found at the docks in the rebel encampment of Nosalida.

Marston undertakes this task, and upon delivery, is surprised at the astonishing amount of $1,000 being paid for the package. Juan is appreciative but reveals little else.

When Marston returns to Toilets in Chuparosa to return the payment. Marston is disappointed to discover the package was opium, and he has inadvertently helped supply indentured workers with an addictive narcotic. Toilets tells Marston how opium is necessary for the greater good of helping the Chinese railroad workers cope with stress and loneliness. He walks to the corner of the room and starts to smoke opium while Marston makes his decision.

Marston eventually kills Toilets and keeps the profits for himself. After that, he quickly escapes the police.

Trivia

 * Sometimes he can be heard making insulting comments towards all, Mexico, China, Italy, Japan, Russia, Germany, Africa and America, and also stating how he longs to go back to England.