Percent box: William Stracci

Gosh! I, The Greatest Don, can't believe how much of a little biatches y'all are. When it comes to world leaders, Barzini's like literally lowered the bar. I'll rip his bones apart, Bonaparte, turn his biatch into glue! And you peons, welcome to the Five Families War, part two! I got skills. I'll put you in half Horatio Nelson! You people are the ugliest thing that's ever failed in Russia since Boris Yeltsin! You can keep your french fries, I got tater tots, you gnomes! Emilio should crawl back in his little shell and escargot the heck home. But u people should freaking exile yourself on your little island and hide! Emilio knows this is a rap roller-coaster, but he's not even tall enough to ride. Ugh, I don't even care how many, like, stupid Corleones he's killed. Cause' to me you're just the emperor of the lollipop guild!