Rock and Roll’s

Rock and Roll’s is a restaurant located in downtown Chicago, Illinois. It may sound cool, but it’s pretty gross. If you ever wear a tie or fedora there, they’ll take it off of you and say “It makes you look like you’re not having any fun”. They also play music from The Beatles, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard (mainly from Pyromania onward), John Mellencamp, Bruce Springsteen, and other soft rock artists. They also have little kids running around without any socks or shoes on, everywhere and there’s no rule against them sticking their grubby, little hands in French fry baskets. It is also even dirtier than McDonalds and Chuck E. Cheese’s COMBINED! Not to mention, the water they give you is from the Pioneer Pool. In short, if you’re a rocker or metalhead, you may get disappointed, especially because the name sounds like something you’d really like. Trust me, though, it’s a total let down.