James1981

James1981 is the best friend of Jason1980 and just as big of a manchild. He was born November 18, 1981 and still lives with his parents. He is also a fanboy of My Little Pony, the PowerPuff Girls, Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, The Loud House, and the 2003-2006 Teen Titans. He is also a fanboy of Nintendo, Minecraft, Roblox, Terraria, Halo, and Skyrim. According to someone’s anonymous data, he is also from Sacramento, California and has known Jason1980 since they were babies.

Things that make him triggered

 * Activision
 * Electronic Arts
 * Take-Two Interactive
 * Ubisoft
 * Anyone who plays games made by the above mentioned companies
 * Both fictional And real life bullies
 * When Gravity Falls got cancelled
 * People hating stuff he likes
 * People liking stuff he hates
 * Teen Titans Go! (both the TV show and the new movie)
 * Johnny Test
 * Happy Tree Friends
 * Annoying Orange
 * Websites that “wrongfully” ban him
 * Germanic, Nordic, Anglo-Saxon, and Aryan women, for not being exactly like the typical girls he likes

Things that make him aroused

 * When bullies in both real life and fiction get their comeuppance
 * Any movie, TV show, or video game that doesn’t offend him
 * The average Mediterranean, Eastern European, Asian, Jewish, or Latina woman, even though no girl in general would want him