Quotes

This is a page full of funny/serius/crazy/psycho/last words quotes from some characters, ok, here are the quotes, man, you love it:

"We will rewrite history, after we take over Moscow."

- General Taylor 1

"Lousy doublecrossing snakes!"

- Phillip Cuneo 2

"Major Soap."

- Jamie Salmon 3

"Mr. Sausage? (Sausage: Yes? Speak to me.) We did it, sir, Tony Montana is gone, there's nothing there, the policia has taken' over the mansion. But there is nothing there, nothing there for him to come back to, it's in fire, it's destroyed. His empire is destroyed."

- Ricardo to Sausage 4

"I can't change, John!"

- Dutch van der Linde 5

"Ah I'm sorry, mate."

- Rolf Lumbers 6

"Hello? Who the f**k is this? (Tony Montana: Oh, hello Gaspar. You sound much fatter on the phone, you know?) What the f**k-Montana? The f**k! Where is Ricardo? (Tony: Oh your fat f**king f**k Ricardo? Don't worry, I have taken care of him.) Hey, Montana! (Tony puts the phone down, turns it off) F**k!"

- Gaspar Gomez and Tony Montana 7

"The last one you fight was Tarkatan. He was born with aids syndrome."

- Raiden to Johnny Cage 8

"Aids? Is that why he is so ugly?"

- Johnny Cage 9

"Mileena is so beautiful, one day I will make her my woman!"

- Tarkatan 10

"Leave me be!"

- Reptile 11

"Its a shame I have to kill you Marco. You are a real pillar of the communtity. (Marco: You wanna f**k with me? Is that it!?)"

- Charlie Trapani and Marco Cuneo 12

"Holy s**t!"

- Edgart Diaz 13

"What kind of sick f**k eats a pancakes for dinner?"

- Mobster 14

"Yeah! Run, you f**kin' maricons! Die! Die! Ha, I'm Tony f**king totally f**ked-in-a*s-and-brains-with-Klinskoye Beer Montana!"

- Tony Montana 15

"Babality."

- Scorpion 16

"Don't worry, brother, I got protection everywhere."

- Javier Escuella 17

"No! You suck! (Laughs)"

- Shao Kahn 18

"The Corleones ain't worth my spit!"

- Victor Barzini 19

"You're regret this!"

- Victor Barzini 20

"Sorry Johnny. It's just business. Give it to him."

- Emilio Barzini 21

"Leave me alone, please!"

- Emilio Brunetti 22

"I'm Major John "Soap" MacTavish"

- Major MacTavish 23

"Oh its always nice to see you, John."

- Dutch van der Linde 24

"Go to hell! You pahetic fool!"

- Javier Escuella 25

"Yeah!"

- Smoke 26

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha I'm going to annoy you all! (Annoying laugh)"

- Noob to everyone on server! 27

"You shall not escape!"

- Smoke 28

"Fear me! For I am a demon!"

- Ashrah 29

"Fear me!"

- Bi-Han as Noob Sailbot 30

"SUCK IT!"

- Ermac 31

"You're gonna die! By slow... And painful death."

- Smoke 32

"Come on, Sonny Jim don't be scared, I got the Black Market soldiers who are protecting this joint everywhere."

- Charles Urbano to Harrison Baker Jr. trying to relax him 33

"Hey, f**k you man!"

- Tone Montana

"You wanna play rabbit c**k and ham? Ok!"

- Tone Montana

"This is my world, George!"

- Tone Montana

"Cheating Mr. Ricketts."

- Lucky Muller

"People don't forget, nothing gets forgiven."

- John Marston

"F**king DEA wasping a*sw***es Always a pain in the a*s!"

- Tone Montana

"May thunder take you."

- Raiden

"Ya know what capitalism is? To get f**ked by own drug f**king supply, chico."

- Tone Montana

"Holy s**t! Montana!? How the f**k did you get here? (Tone Montana: How many babies have you eated today Gaspar, huh?) Babies? What the f**k you talkin' about? Still f**ked up on yo' own supply? F**king addict. You got no respect for this buisness! (Tone Montana: All I f**king care about, is f**king Sausage's f**king head is served to the f**king dobermans!)"

- Tone Montana and Gaspar

"H-e-e-e-y, lo-olk Tony baybieah, you, yo-y-ou gotta think a little you don't think so much, ya know? (Tone: F**k YOU George, you f**king worm!) Put the f**kin' gun down, what are, are you on drugs? Well yeah, I guess. (Tone: Prepare to f**kin' die!)"

"The Corleones? Hah, are history."

- Rico Tattaglia

"That's what I wanna know too, who really is this puppet master?"

- Rico Tattaglia

"Champion? Ha, ha, ha year right."

- Raiden

"Save your strength poor soul, Vito."

- Paul Barrel

"What's this? Fresh Moloch wants me to do hi-... Wait, maybe he has some meat, I better speak with him!"

- Drahim

"You lose!"

- Shinnok

"Hey I don't need that s**t in my life, ok?"

- Tone Montana

"What's your name, friend? (John: John, John Marston) Stroke of luck you came along fella I thought I will be drunk for the last second back there, Lol."

- Scot

"Sheffield is a f**kin' pussy, that's why he's a lawyer."

- Tone Montana

"What's happend to you're face, pally? (Tone: You're wife's a f**king pussy, Sunny.)"

- Tone Montana to Sunny

"I got myself this kinda new combat-cell phone I think the Russians made it. Thoes communits are probably listening to us right now, but I don't give a f**k."

- Tone Montana

"Here take this. (Gives coins)"

- Meat

"Run home momma! I'm gonna squash you like bug! Killing you is my new part-time job now! (Momma shows a gun) Ah momma!!!"

- Fat Man

"(DD, Eddy, and Ed Hutton are driving down the road when they crash into tree) Eddy, DD, Ed: Aaahhiii, uuuhhhh, aaaaa!!!! (Cevin: Aaaaa!) (Rolf: Uaahhhh, uaaaahh!!!)"

- Eds, Rolf Lumbers and Cevin Flynn

"I'd wish I'd have four stomaches."

- Goro

"I am Reptile, and I don't answer to you, FIGHT!"

- Reptile

"(Burps) Pardon me."

- Moloch

"We go all the way back, Mortal Kombat 2 babbi, babbuley, you remember all that s**t!"

- Raiden

"I am Baraka, the leader of the Tarkatans."

- Baraka

"Go to Outworld and discover why the Tarkatans were being send to Earth."

- Wen the Older

"My flesh will find you're heart and eat it."

- Baraka

"I spy with my eye someone who must die!"

- Mileena

"Throughout the portal!"

- Reptile

"I know you, you are a Lin Kuei are you not?"

- Smoke

"Now fight!"

- Bi-Han

"Mah name is Finlay and I love to f**k!"

- Finlay

"Never! Getting involved with the Corleones is a death warrant from Tattaglias!"

- Tito Morelli

"Oh f**k u, talk 'bout my mamma. I love mah momma. She's a great womanh."

- Tone Montana

"Jesus Christ, it's Tony Montana!"

- Buisnessman

"Find Reiko tell him I am not pleased nyain, nyain."

- Shao Kahn

"Yo Baraka, you are one ugly a*s of motherf**ker why don't you get some plastic surgery?"

- Liu Kang

"Ho, ho, wassup fellas? (Baraka: Yo, what up Jax?) (Raiden: It's not enough, for f**k's sake whats up?)"

- Jax, Baraka, and Raiden

"You are NOTHING! Nyain, nyain!"

- Shao Kahn

"Now my only goal is: To rape the sorcerer who blinded me alive!"

- Kenshi

"Ha!"

- Darius

"What's this? You want's me to read this letter Smoke sended me from Outworld?"

- Sub-Zero

"Kick him in his a*s!"

- Shang Tsung

"Yo Baraka, you're my right hand man! Never had a girl you use your right-hand man!"

- Raiden

"Yo Baraka, you're uglier than Flocka! After I whop your a*s you're be runnin' to yo' mommy!"

- Jax

"I ain't gonna deal with the people like YOU!"

- Osvaldo Altobello

"I ain't gonna be pushed around, leave!"

- Osvaldo Altobello

"Ya where you got dat fakin' bullets? I take your all f**kin' bullets and I eat and s**t your f**kin' pain, liek Francis, but bettaurszazs!!!"

- Tone Montana

"Say hello to my little friend!!!!!"

- Tony Montana

"Die, Montana!"

- Edgart Diaz

"I'm Major Soap!"

- John MacTavish

"Massimo, kill that c**ks**ker!"

- Bruno Tattaglia

"Goodbye Joshua..."

- Roger Pullman

"No! Don't kill me!"

- Elliot Davy-Crockett

"That was good. Now listen to this 1, 2, 3, 4, uppercut to your jaw! Nyain."

- Shao Kahn

"Nyain, nyain."

- Shao Kahn

"F**k you, ugly nyain."

- Shao Kahn

"Sub-Zero betrayed us!"

- Sonya Blade

"Yo, what the f**k is yo ugly a*s doin' here? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"

- Liu Kang

"Guys, guys relax! (Spits) for our steak! (Spits) they got some super great deals! (Spits) on Soda (Spits), pizza (Spits), soup (Spits), gummies (Spits), cheesburgers (Spits), And cheesesteaks! (Spits) (Raiden: Man, shut you spittin' a*s up!)"

- Kabal and Raiden

"I never really was on their side. Lies! Hahaha!"

- Salvatore Stracci

"Sorry pal. (Burns the soldier to death)"

- Adam Bell

"You look strong. You should join Shao Kahn's militia."

- Shao Kahn's soldier

"Sausage! That p**ck gotta die! If bringin' a war to 'im, everyone who tries to work with 'im, i'll f**k 'em all in their f**kin' a*ses!"

- Tony Montana

"Fak off me, Lou!"

- Carmine Stracci

"Now get your royal a*s up, and get the F**K OFF OF MY POORAZZ COMPOUND!"

- Vito Corleone telling Emilio Barzini to leave his mansion

"I'm comrade Olaf Tutchenko."

- Adolf Ackermann showing his true Nazism nature

"The people you wanted me to kill? Or the people I felt should go?"

- Leo Kasper asking Dr. Whyte

"We don't got all f**king day, so get out there AND START F**KING KILLING, FAGOLA!!!"

- James Stalker to James Earl Cash

"Will there be no peace between us, white trash!?"

- Chief Mangan to an white attacker

"Muerte, putanas!"

- Javier Escuella while fighting with Reys's Rebels

"I killed your girl, hell, I enjoyed killing your girl, mwahahahaha! >:)"

- Bruno Tattaglia to Charlie Trapani after killing Frankie Malone

"B**ch, I copy out The Art of War so you better get your guns out! These white boys getting burned 'cause guess what? Now, the Sun's out! Asians spitting sick, but no, this isn't SARS! Sam Wah, kick the beat. Now Jung, drop some bars!"

- Giuseppe Li-Hong to O'Donnell Family before attacking them

"Oh, I'll give you something you can bow down a cow too! When I squat down and squeeze out a Tao of Pooh on Lao Tzu! You need to take control of the life you're given! They call me Übermensch 'cause I'm so driven! And I wouldn't exactly call myself a student of this plebe. Don't make Hagen come over and put a knee up in your chi! 'Cause I'm a secret N-A-Z-I! And I'll end any motherf**ker like my name in a spelling bee!"

- Tom Hagen in a rap battle, and also reveals he's a Nazi

"Corleone Sicilian f*ckin' p*ick! I'LL RIP YOUR F*CKING HEAD OFF YOUR F*CKING TORSO!!!"

- Roberto Barzini to Luigi Pennino

"This is Mafia, nobody in it is truly f**kin' innocent! And tell Clemenza, his friend was a f**kin' fiend!"

- Bobby Marcolini to Charl Trapani

"You're going to look pretty silly with an knife striking out your a*s."

- Butt Sullivan to Jack Marston

"What about the deal!? You betrayed me!"

- William Stracci

"Don Cuneo! Padrino! You killed the Don!"

- Phillip Cuneo Jr.

"Sorry Padrino, it's just business."

- Luigi Rezonni

"You betrayed me!"

- William Stracci to Charlie Trapani

"You're totally insane by thinking you can get away with this!"

- Domenico Mazza to Trapani

"F**k mah life."

- Clayface

"F**k me in the a*s."

- Sheffield's last words before killed by Tony Montana

"Master! Master! Where's the dreams that I've been after? Master! MASTER! You promised only lies. Laughter! Laughter! All I hear or see is laughter! Laughter! LAUGHTER! Laughing at my cries... Fix ME!!!"

- Samuele Tattaglia to Don Barzini at the Commision meeting

"You're nothing without me, Cash! NOTHING! So f**k you, Cash! F**K YOU! YOU F**KING IDIOT!!!!"

- James Stalker's last words

"No! Wait!"

- White Rabbit's last words

"Cash, I've made you!"

- James Stalker's other last words

"As the Shadow grows... Shadow becomes stronger! See the legacy of death, Raiden."

- Shinnok threathening Raiden

"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven."

- Lucifer after falling from grace

"What's goin' on in the world today? People fightin', feudin', lootin', it's ok. Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll! Right, boss?"

- Osvaldo Ramozzi to Raul Marina II

"El Mundo Es Mio!"

- Ivan Dixmor in Mexico

"The honor is mine. Where are we to meet with Michael?... Good, I want there to be peace between our families."

- William Stracci to Charlie Trapani

"I'll never tell you! I'm protected by Sollozzo!"

- Norm Felichelli to Charlie Trapani

"No! Please! Don't kill me please! NO! MY C**K! F**K, NO! NO, NO, NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY LIVER! F**K! NO, NOT THE BALLZ! F**K!"

- Lucas Hernandez's last words

"I'll see you... (cough) in... Hell..."

- Toothy's last words

"What more guarantees can I give you, Mike? I am the hunted one. I missed my chance, you think too much of me, kid...I'm not that clever, all I want is the truce."

- Virgil Sollozzo to Michael Corleone

"Time to die, Don Corleone! Don Corleone! - Come out! You can't hide forever!"

- Francesco Manetti

"Don't mess with the Barzinis, if you what's good for you."

- Sergio Turrera to Charlie Trpani

"You will pay for this, Batman!"

- Eddie Nigma

"Ugh, go to Hell!"

- Salvatore Manetti to Trapani

"I knew it - I knew it will be you. This isn't the end of Barzinis, I swear it!"

- Emilio Barzini's last words

"One of those machines can turn men into Angels..."

- John Marston

"I got the strength of a lion and the speed of a cheetah! And everyone knows you're just a chicken Caesar!"

- Kotal Kahn to Rain

"If you die... you die. Hehehehe! Scared of Death, eh, Corleone?"

- Salvatore Stracci

"Hey! I never had a problem with him, before you stirred the pot! I hold you responsible, Alex, and only reason I'm here is to make sure that I get a deal outta this."

- Gaspar to Alejandro Sausage

"Just kill me, don't do this. Just kill me, dammit, don't do this! Arghhgahahgh!"

- Shogo Akuji's last words

"F**K YOU!"

- Joey Zasa

"Watcha' know about explosives, turbin on your nagen. Who you know be gettin' more hate than Shao Kahn? This kniga, will f**k your kid and kidnap your parents. One man's Emperor is another man's Arab. I'm a bad man, b**ches I'm from Palistan which is in Afghanistan, I blew up Pakistan with a gas can."

- Shao Kahn when he asks his men what they know about bombs

"*Hit by Johnny Gat* The f**k?!"

- Tweedledee

"Wanna see a trick? *Blows smoke in Gat's face and Gat punches him and cracks his teeth* Argh! *Spits* You'll f**kin' pay for this!"

- Tweedledee

"This is Hell. We do the f**k what we want, Dee."

- Shogo Akuji to Tweedledee

"Come twisted flowers! COME BLISTERED SOUL! Maddening disdain! And the wholeness that is only found in you!"

- Shinnok in Hell

"I not f**king around here, Dee."

- Johnny Gat

"I know about the problem with the gangs in the city, so I have this plan, ladies and gentelmen: We'll use our ties with the Project and make the city a gang turf, and they will wipe out each other, if they have a half of power that they are fighting each other, we'll send an army of my privatized militia, army soldiers and law enforcment, and all these nasty f**king gang bangers will be gone in no time. As well as Vito Corleone's criminal empire, God rest his soul in Heaven, though, and we'll show it was Paul Fortunato's family that comitted these crimes and I'll make sure, that every citizen will be safe from gangs and syndicates. If you elect me as a mayor."

- H.H. Wellsington revealing his plan to the Project shareholders

"Can't hold it! Can't keep it anymore!!! Can't hold it! CAN'T KEEP IT ANYMORE!!! CAN'T FEED IT ANYMORE!!!! And it came bearing gifts. Of pain, frankincense and her. None had a home here, none but the pain! AAAARARGGHHHH!!!!!!!"

- Shinnok when sad

"F**k Christmas."

- Marcus Reed

"Go to hell."

- Maero's last words

"Imagine, the mechanism, that peeps in criminal's mind and predicts his crimes, before he will do it and analyzes his modus operandi to track him down. I, Professor Maxwell Maximillian Dixmor, with gratidude, present you this: *Removes bedcover* Digital Villain Analyzer, I called him Jack, because it's his codename. Jack shows you the psychological profiles, MOs, background story, permanent record, commited and upcoming crimes and physical information of the most wicked, vicious and diabolical inmates and psychopaths, who was, and still committed to the Dixmor Asylum from Hell, Fabletown, Homeworld, and other places around all of multiverses."

- Maxwell Dixmor about D.V.A

"Mock the... CROSS!!! MOCK THE F*CKING CROSS! Oh wait, let's do it upside down. BRILLIANT!!!"

- Clurkicus in the Never Never Land

"My queen is a s*ut and now everybody is laughing at me!"

- Johnny Vincent to Jimmy Hopkins

"You can get away with anything if you have enough money."

- Justin Vandervelde

"Worst life! Ah, uh, uh! Basic Thuganomics!"

- John Cena

"The advent of Raiden shall matter not to us! Abortus bastards, our nemesis be gone! Yearning to entice the cowardice in our enemy! Yeah..."

- Clurkicus

"Chanting the name of the accuser. Unrevealed is the face of a dog! Nocturnal is the lapse of the Earth. Empire of the cross defeated before birth! Yeah."

- Shinnok when talking with Clurkicus, Adolf Ackermann, Lucius Wagner, and Quan Chi

"You cannot win. No gemstone can't resist my gaze and will."

- Crystal Vampire

"You see, this Scavenger character has been a pain in a*s for a long while. We must execute him for my joy."

- Domenico Von Crane about Piero the Scavenger

"Rise, my children of the night, we shall take France City, human by human, one by one, until our tainted blood flows through its crooked canals, transfiguring it into the city of the undead. As you executed my dark purpose, I shall stake my place amongst all of France City elites."

- Crystal Vampire

"Hey, this wasen't the deal. THIS WASEN'T THE DEAL!"

- White Rabbit

"Hey I saw you sucking up Roberts' tits. Screw you, new kid! This is what we do to teacher's pets around here."

- Davis White

"Don't be racist. Hate everyone equally and deserved."

- Shinnok

"At the behest of their Death! (Death! Death! Death! Death! Death!)"

- Demons of Hell

"Let Jimmy have his fun. Let him play his childish little games with Earnest, Ted, Derby, Johnny and Edgar and just wait for the right moment to swoop it and take it all away."

- Gary Smith

"I guess I could be a Lawyer, but that would be totally embarrassing. Lol."

- Beatrice Trudeau

"Because I'm the Miz! And I'm... AAAWWWEEESOOME!!!!"

- Miz

"Hey... Some talk... Yeah some talk... They killed and fed on everybody. Everybody. Every single person, that you or I has ever know. Is DEAD! (DEAD! DEAD! Dead!...) Decreased brain function... ignore their basic survival instincts... social devolution appears complete. Typical human behavior... is now entirely absent... Not in time? Not in time. There is no God. (There is no God, there is no God, there is no God, there is no God.)"

- Murkoff Dixmor explaining what happened at asylum riot, how one become crazy and something about religion

"We're born to reign as Masters! To ashes we'll burn the pastures! Repell their ways back to nothingness. Chaos is the symmetry: This glorious victory! In darkness only we can see. Our name has seen the future, headshot target now on god (Raiden). Pointblack crimson dawn, spew forth tomorrow's spawn! Transcend with rage of the elite, the order come to rise and shine (Rise and shine!). Write new history as we wipe and delete an urge to rid this world of human waste!!! WEAK ASIDE! Defiled bloodlines severed. The lowlife's doom endevoured, the sheep of masses trampled under our march. Set out to lead and create this power indulge our fate. This era calls for annihilation!!!!"

- Luccardo Dixmor explaining the Project's true plan

"No, I, f**king done!"

- Tweedledee

"Welcome to Hell."

- Dane Vogel

"*Hits Dee* Do what you want, Gat, i got payed extra for slicing Aisha's corpse and i already pulled for this s**t. *Hits Dee again* F**k you."

- Tweedledee to Johnny Gat

"Tweedleson Towers is a powerful loan sharking company, that has a branch in Hell, as well, as the owner got here."

- Kinzie about Tweedleson Towers