Quotes

This is a page full of funny/serius/crazy/psycho quotes from some characters, ok, here are the quotes, man:

"We will rewrite history, after we take over Moscow."

- General Taylor

"Lousy doublecrossing snakes!"

- Phillip Cuneo

"Major Soap."

- Jamie Salmon

"Mr. Sausage? (Sausage: Yes? Speak to me.) We did it, Tony Montana is gone, there's nothing there, the policia has taken' over the mansion. But there is nothing there, nothing there for him to come back to, it's in fire, it's destroyed. His empire is destroyed."

- Ricardo to Sausage

"I can't change, John!"

- Dutch van der Linde

"Ah I'm sorry, mate."

- Rolf Lumbers

"Hello? Who the f**k is this? (Tony Montana: Oh, hello Gaspar. You sound much fatter on the phone, you know?) Wat tha fak-Montana? The f**k! Where is Ricardo? (Tony: Oh your fat f**king f**k Ricardo? Don't worry, I have taken care of him.) Hey, Montana! (Tony puts the phone down, turns it off) F**k!"

- Gaspar Gomez and Tony Montana

"The last one you fight was Tarkatan. He was born with aids syndrome."

- Raiden to Johnny Cage

"Aids? Is that why he is so ugly?"

- Johnny Cage

"Mileena is so beautiful, one day I will make her my woman!"

- Tarkatan

"Leave me be!"

- Reptile

"Its a shame I have to kill you Marco. You are a real pillar of the communtity. (Marco: You wanna f**k with me? Is that it!?)"

- Charlie Trapani and Marco Cuneo

"Holy s**t!"

- Edgart Scout

"What kind of sick f**k eats a pancakes for dinner?"

- Mobster

"Yeah! Run, you f**kin' maricons! Die! Die! Ha, I'm Tony f**king f**ked-in-ass Montana!"

- Tony Montana

"Babality."

- Scorpion

"Don't worry, brother, I got protection everywhere."

- Javier Escuella

"No! You suck! (Laughs)"

- Shao Kahn

"The Corleones ain't worth my spit!"

- Victor Barzini

"You're regret this!"

- Victor Barzini

"Sorry Johnny. It's just business. Give it to him."

- Emilio Barzini

"Leave me alone, please!"

- Emilio Brunetti

"I'm Major John "Soap" MacTavish"

- Major MacTavish

"Oh its always nice to see you, John."

- Dutch van der Linde

"Go to hell! You pahetic fool!"

- Javier Escuella

"Yeah!"

- Smoke

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha I'm going to annoy you all! (Annoying laugh)"

- Noob to everyone on server!

"You shall not escape!"

- Smoke

"Fear me! For I am a demon!"

- Ashrah

"Fear me!"

- Bi-Han as Noob Sailbot

"SUCK IT!"

- Ermac

"You're gonna die! By slow... And painful death."

- Smoke

"Come on, Sonny Jim don't be scared, I got the Black Market soldiers who are protecting this joint everywhere."

- Charles Urbano to Harrison Baker Jr. trying to relax him

"Hey, f**k you man!"

- Tone Montana

"You wanna play rabbit c**k and ham? Ok!"

- Tone Montana

"This is my world, George!"

- Tone Montana

"Cheating Mr. Ricketts."

- Lucky Muller

"People don't forget, nothing gets forgiven."

- John Marston

"F**king DEA wasping asswhores!"

- Tone Montana

"May thunder take you."

- Raiden

"Ya know what capitalism is? To get f**ked by own drug f**king supply, chico."

- Tone Montana

"Holy s**t! Montana!? How the f**k did you get here? (Tone Montana: How many babies have you eated today Gaspar, huh?) Babies? What the f**k you talkin' about? Still f**ked up on yo' own supply? F**king addict. You got no respect for this buisness! (Tone Montana: All I f**king care about, is f**king Sausage's f**king head is served to the f**king dobermans!)"

- Tone Montana and Gaspar

"H-e-e-e-y, lo-olk Tony baybieah, you, yo-y-ou gotta think a little you don't think so much, ya know? (Tone: F**k YOU George, you f**king worm!) Put the f**kin' gun down, what are, are you on drugs? Well yeah I guess."

- Tone Montana and George Sheffield

"The Corleones? Hah, are history."

- Rico Tattaglia

"That's what I wanna know too, who really is this puppet master?"

- Rico Tattaglia

"Champion? Ha, ha, ha year right."

- Raiden

"Save you're strength poor soul, Vito."

- Paul Barrel

"What's this? Fresh Moloch wants me to do hi-... Wait maybe he has some meat, I better speak with him!"

- Drahim

"You lose!"

- Shinnok

"Hey I don't need that s**t in my life ok?"

- Tone Montana

"What's your name, friend? (John: John, John Marston) Stroke of luck you came along fella I thought I will be drunk for the last second back there, Lol."

- Scot

"Sheffield is a f**kin' pussy, that's why he's a lawyer."

- Tone Montana

"What's happend to you're face, pally? (Tone: You're wife's a f**king pussy, Sunny.)"

- Tone Montana to Sunny

"I got myself this kinda new combat-cell phone I think the Russians made it. Thoes communits are probably listening to us right now, but I don't give a f**k."

- Tone Montana

"Here take this. (Gives coins)"

- Meat

"Run home mamma! I'm gonna squash you like bug! Killing you is my new part-time job now! (Momma shows a gun) Ah momma!!!"

- Fat Man

"(DD, Eddy, and Ed Hutton are driving down the road when they crash into tree) Eddy, DD, Ed: Aaahhiii, uuuhhhh, aaaaa!!!! (Cevin: Aaaaa!) (Rolf: Uaahhhh, uaaaahh!!!)"

- Eds, Rolf Lumbers and Cevin Flynn

"I'd wish I'd have four stomaches."

- Goro

"I am Reptile, and I don't answer to you, FIGHT!"

- Reptile

"(Burps) Pardon me."

- Moloch

"We go all the way back, Mortal Kombat 2 babbi, babbuley, you remember all that s**t!"

- Raiden

"I am Baraka, the leader of the Tarkatans."

- Baraka

"Go to Outworld and discover why the Tarkatans were being send to Earth."

- Wen the Older

"My flesh will find you're heart and eat it."

- Baraka

"I spy with my eye someone who must die!"

- Mileena

"Throughout the portal!"

- Reptile

"I know you, you are a Lin Kuei are you not?"

- Smoke

"Now fight!"

- Bi-Han

"Mah name is Finlay and I love to f**k!"

- Finlay

"Never! Getting involved with the Corleones is a death warrant from Tattaglias!"

- Tito Morelli

"Oh f**k u, talk 'bout my mamma. I love mah momma. She's a great womanh."

- Tone Montana

"Jesus Christ, it's Tony Montana!"

- Buisnessman

"Find Reiko tell him I am not pleased nyain, nyain."

- Shao Kahn

"Yo Baraka, you are one ugly ass of motherf**ker why don't you get some plastic surgery?"

- Liu Kang

"Ho, ho, wassup fellas? (Baraka: Yo, what up Jax?) (Raiden: It's not enough, for f**k's sake whats up?)"

- Jax, Baraka, and Raiden

"You are NOTHING! Nyain, nyain!"

- Shao Kahn

"Now my only goal is: To rape the sorcerer who blinded me alive!"

- Kenshi

"Ha!"

- Dariuss

"What's this? You want's me to read this latter Smoke sended me from Outworld?"

- Sub-Zero

"Kick him in his a*s!"

- Shang Tsung

"Yo, Baraka, you're my right hand man! Never hag a girl you use you're right hand man!"

- Raiden

"Yo Baraka, you're uglier than Flocka! After I whop your ass you're be runnin' to you momma!"

- Jax

"I ain't gonna deal with the people like YOU!"

- Osvaldo Altobello

"I ain't gonna be pushed around, leave!"

- Osvaldo Altobello

"Ya where you got dat fakin' bullets? I take your all f**kin' bullets and i eat and s**t your f**kin' pain, liek Francis, but bettaurszazs!!!"

- Tone Montana

"Say hello to my little friend!!!!!"

- Tony Montana

"Die, Montana!"

- Edgart Scout

"I'm Major Soap!"

- John MacTavish

"Massimo, kill that cocksucker!"

- Bruno Tattaglia

"Goodbye Josh..."

- Roger Pullman

"No! Don't kill me!"

- Elliot Davy-Crockett

"That was good. Now listen to this 1, 2, 3, 4, uppercut to your jaw!"

- Shao Kahn

"Nyain, nyain."

- Shao Kahn

"F**k you, ugly nyain."

- Shao Kahn

"Sub-Zero betrayed us!"

- Sonya Blade

"Yo, what the f**k is yo ugly ass doin' here? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"

- Liu Kang

"Guys, guys relax! (Spits) for our steak! (Spits) they got some super great deals! (Spits) on Soda (Spits), pizza (Spits), soup (Spits), gummies (Spits), cheesburgers (Spits), And cheesesteaks! (Spits) (Raiden: Man, shut you spittin' ass up!)"

- Kabal and Raiden

"I never really was on their side. Lies! Hahaha!"

- Salvatore Stracci

"Sorry pal. (Burns the soldier to death)"

- Adam Bell

"You look strong. You should join Shao Kahn's militia."

- Shao Kahn's soldier

"Sausage! That prick gotta die! If bringin' a war to 'im, everyone who tries to work with 'im, f**k 'em all in their f**kin' asses!"

- Tony Montana

"Fak off me, Lou!"

- Carmine Stracci

"Now get your royal ass up, and get the F**K OFF MY POORAZZ COMPOUND!"

- Vito Corleone telling Emilio Barzini to leave his mansion

"I'm comrade Olaf Tutchenko."

- Adolf Ackermann showing his true Nazism nature

"The people you wanted me to kill? Or the people I felt should go?"

- Leo Kasper asking Dr. Whyte

"We don't got all f**king day, so get out there AND START F**KING KILLING, FAGOLA!!!"

- James Stalker to James Earl Cash

"Will there be no peace between us, white trash!?"

- Chief Mangan to an white attacker

"Muerte, putanas!"

- Javier Escuella while fighting with Reys's Rebels

"I killed your girl, hell, I enjoyed killing your girl, mwahahahaha! >:)"

- Bruno Tattaglia to Charlie Trapani after killing Frankie Malone

"B**ch, I copy out The Art of War so you better get your guns out! These white boys getting burned 'cause guess what? Now, the Sun's out! Asians spitting sick, but no, this isn't SARS! Sam Wah, kick the beat. Now Jung, drop some bars!"

- Giuseppe Li-Hong to O'Donnell Family before attacking them

"Oh, I'll give you something you can bow and kowtow to! When I squat down and squeeze out a Tao of Pooh on Lao Tzu! You need to take control of the life you're given! They call me Übermensch 'cause I'm so driven! And I wouldn't exactly call myself a student of this plebe. Don't make Hagen come over and put a knee up in your chi! 'Cause I'm a secret N-A-Z-I! And I'll end any motherfucker like my name in a spelling bee!"

- Tom Hagen in a rap battle, and also reveals he's a Nazi

"Corleone Sicilian p*ick! I'LL RIP YOUR F*CKING HEAD OFF YOUR F*CKING TORSO!!!"

- Roberto Barzini to Luigi Pennino

"This is Mafia, nobody in it is truly f**kin' innocent! And tell Clemenza, his friend was a f**kin' fiend!"

- Bobby Marcolini to Charl Trapani

"You're going to look pretty silly with an knife striking out your ass."

- Butt Sullivan to Jack Marston

"What about the deal!? You betrayed me!"

- William Stracci

"Don Cuneo! Padrino! You killed the Don!"

- Phillip Cuneo Jr.

"Sorry Padrino, it's just business."

- Luigi Rezonni

"You betrayed me!"

- William Stracci to Charlie Trapani

"You're totally insane by thinking you can get away with this!"

- Domenico Mazza to Trapani

"F**k mah life."

- Clayface

"F**k me in the a*s."

- Sheffield's last words before killed by Tony Montana

"Master! Master! Where's the dreams that I've been after? Master! MASTER! You promised only lies. Laughter! Laughter! All I hear or see is laughter! Laughter! LAUGHTER! Laughing at my cries... Fix ME!!!"

- Samuele Tattaglia to Don Barzini at the Commision meeting

"You're nothing without me, Cash! NOTHING! So f**k you, Cash! F**K YOU! YOU F**KING IDIOT!!!!"

- James Stalker's last words

"No! Wait!"

- White Rabbit's last words

"As the Shadow grows... Shadow becomes stronger! See the legacy of death, Raiden."

- Shinnok threathening Raiden

"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven."

- Lucifer after falling from grace

"What's goin' on in the world today? People fightin', feudin', lootin', it's ok. Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll! Right, boss?"

- Osvaldo Ramozzi to Raul Marina II

"El Mundo Es Mio!"

- Ivan Dixmor in Mexico

"The honor is mine. Where are we to meet with Michael?... Good, I want there to be peace between our families."

- William Stracci to Charlie Trapani

"I'll never tell you! I'm protected by Sollozzo!"

- Norm Felichelli to Charlie Trapani

"No! Please! Don't kill me please! NO! MY C**K! F**K, NO! NO, NO, NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY LIVER! F**K! NO, NOT THE BALLZ! F**K!"

- Lucas Hernandez's last words

"I'll see you... (cough) in... Hell..."

- Toothy's last words

"What more guarantees can I give you, Mike? I am the hunted one. I missed my chance, you think too much of me, kid...I'm not that clever, all I want is the truce."

- Virgil Sollozzo to Michael Corleone

"Time to die, Don Corleone! Don Corleone! - Come out! You can't hide forever!"

- Francesco Manetti

"Don't mess with the Barzinis, if you what's good for you."

- Sergio Turrera to Charlie Trpani

"You will pay for this, Batman!"

- Eddie Nigma

"Ugh, go to Hell!"

- Salvatore Manetti to Trapani

"I knew it - I knew it will be you. This isn't the end of Barzinis, I swear it!"

- Emilio Barzini's last words

"One of those machines can turn men into Angels..."

- John Marston

"I got the strength of a lion and the speed of a cheetah! And everyone knows you're just a chicken Caesar!"

- Kotal Kahn to Rain

"If you die... you die. Hehehehe! Scared of Death, eh, Corleone?"

- Salvatore Stracci

"Hey! I never had a problem with him, before you stirred the pot! I hold you responsible, Alex, and only reason I'm here is to make sure that I get a deal outta this."

- Gaspar to Alejandro Sausage

"Just kill me, don't do this. Just kill me, dammit, don't do this! Arghhgahahgh!"

- Shogo Akuji's last words

"F**K YOU!"

- Joey Zasa

"Watcha' know about explosives, turbin on your nagen. Who you know be gettin' more hate than Shao Kahn? This kniga, will f**k your kid and kidnap your parents. One man's Emperor is another man's Arab. I'm a bad man, b**ches I'm from Palistan which is in Afghanistan, I blew up Pakistan with a gas can."

- Shao Kahn when he asks his men what they know about bombs

"*Hit by Johnny Gat* The f**k?!"

- Tweedledee

"Wanna see a trick? *Blows smoke in Gat's face and Gat punches him* Argh! You'll f**kin' pay for this!"

- Tweedledee

"This is Hell. We do the f**k what we want, Dee."

- Shogo Akuji to Tweedledee

"Come twisted flowers! COME BLISTERED SOUL! Maddening disdain! And the wholeness that is only found in you!"

- Shinnok in Hell

"I not f**king around here, Dee."

- Johnny Gat

"I know about the problem with the gangs in the city, so I have this plan, ladies and gentelmen: We'll use our ties with the Project and make the city a gang turf, and they will wipe out each other, if they have a half of power that they are fighting each other, we'll send an army of my privatized militia, army soldiers and law enforcment, and all these nasty f**king gang bangers will be gone in no time. As well as Vito Corleone's criminal empire, God rest his soul in Heaven, though, and we'll show it was Paul Fortunato's family that comitted these crimes and I'll make sure, that every citizen will be safe from gangs and syndicates. If you elect me as a mayor. Wellie forget the town! The whole France should have you as our leader. It would be great! Yeah dude! Take a dump on the Eiffel Tower. No, you hobo. Not a dump, something much more elegant... hmm... a dump. Yeah, you guys might be on to something."

- H.H. Wellsington revealing his plan with comrades, Rarity and John Riccio