Twin Rocks (Mission) Dialogues

(Jack Marston and his dog Rufus slowly approach the abandoned hideout of Twin Rocks, while a trader, Turtle, climbs out from under a wagon)

Thurlow: Psst!

(Jack and Rufus quickly turn to face Reese, with the dog barking and Jack aiming a revolver at him)

Thurlow: Whoa! E-easy, there, uh, friend! (laughs) Come on over here! Come on, now! It's too dangerous for a man to be walking around these parts! I deal weapons and goods, see? He he he (laughs).

(Thurlow shows Jack his products, but two Irish hoodlum appears)

Thurlow: I would'a offered you more, but, uh, a Irish's gang done run me off of me - Oh! Uh, well I didn't, uh,.

Link: Ya know us old man!?

Thurlow: No! Well, I didn't, uh.

Link: *Grabs the old man by the neck* Thurlow: No if I could, eh *Link throws Reese on ground* (Laughs)

Woody:(To Jack) What the hell you lookin' at?!

Link: Fill him full of lead! He he ha!

(A shootout ensues, during which Jack shoots and kills a number of Irish's gang hoodlums. The gang's leaders then enters)

Walton: I'm gonna make muffins outta you!

Sonny: Ha ha the Irish ones right yo? Ha ha ha ha!... What?

(Walton Lowe and his gang are finally wiped out, and the turtle comes out of hiding to talk to Jack)

Thurlow: Damn, son! You done killed 'em all! Y'know, you can get quite a handsome bounty for these fellas if you took 'em down to Leg Johnson's in Silver Town.

Jack Marston: I'll be taking your cart.

"Turtle" Reese: Uh, well, uh, sur. Whatever ya say, Bounty Hunter! (Laughs).