Minnesota Vikings

The Minnesota Vikings are an NFL team based in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Similarly to the New England Patriots, Philadelphia Eagles, and Pittsburgh Steelers, they’re always doing good. In fact, similarly to those other three NFL teams, they do so good so often that sometimes the general public questions whether there’s some sort of witchcraft involved or not. Their archenemy teams are the Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, and Chicago Bears. Their current head coach is Mike Zimmer. Their owner is Zygi Wolf and their general manager is Rick Speilman, both of whom are Jewish. Their fans often chant “SKOL!”

Current Roster
Offense: Actual Vikings, the whole offensive line! Case Keenum-QB, one of the best in the league Dalvin Cook, RB Jerrick McKinnon, RB Stefon Diggs, WR Laquon Treadwell, WR Kyle Rudolph, TE

Defense: Anthony Barr, LB Ben Gedeon, LB Eric Kendricks, LB Xavier Rhodes, CB Trae Waynes, CB Harrison Smith, S Andrew Sendejo, S Brian Robison, DE Stephen Weatherly, DE Jaleel Johnson, DT Sharif Floyd, DT

Special Teams: Kai Forbath-K Ryan Quigley-P